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Say Uncle

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Tim is prepared to take the steps necessary to ensure that Bruce will not feel obligated to adopt Tim when a comatose Jack Drake inevitably dies. But what could be better than preventing Bruce from ending up with a son he doesn't want? Bringing back the one he does. Jason agrees to the Replacement's stupid, stupid plan to invite some strange adult man he's never met to come live with him, if only to keep the idiot alive long enough for him to serve his purpose in the Great Red Hood Revenge Scheme. Might this new roommate situation have an impact on either of their worldviews? Surely not...
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Robin was perched on the edge of a rooftop, silently watching the sidewalk below him. Three young adults—two women and a man—stood outside of a now-closed bar and were making loud, drunken conversation with each other as they waited for the Uber they’d called to show up on the otherwise deserted str
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