Knot if You Don't Knock

Just a bunch of unrelated steamy chlonath drabbles that I write over time.

“Well, you see…” Sirius chuckled nervously. “He asked why we didn’t have any girls at our house and I might have told him…” “That girls have cooties?!” Remus squawked. “You finally had the opportunity we’ve been waiting for to explain gay relationships to him and you went with ‘girls have cooties’.” He was in disbelief.

The moment Waltz saw the boy, he knew he wanted him.

Yoongi and Hoseok are really cute together.Jungkook wants to mess them up.

It's Harry's fourth year and things are changing in his life. The first day of classes he finds a strange fruit on his plate and after eating it he feels more confident and assured. What does this mean for his coming year? About the warnings: the OOCness is mostly because of the fruit. We didn't warn for drugs but the fruit is drug like in some ways. The PWP warning comes into play several chapters in but there is likely going to be a point where you wonder if the story is just an excuse for a lot of sex to happen. Hope you enjoy! This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoat Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

New home, new clan being built, new start. Kuai Liang and his lover, Hanzo Hasashi, have a perfect set up together. Everything is as the younger Scorpion could ever ask for. ... All besides how he longs for him and Hanzo to take their relationship to the next step, but he doesn't know how he's supposed to let his lover from another timeline know that. And in the meantime, the Champion's birthday is coming up, allowing Tomas Vrbada to have the chance to branch out, meeting new and old faces, making new friends and experiencing feelings he had never before....

Shiro gains a new roommate, who he is absolutely smitten with.

Based off a kink meme prompt herehttp://spnkink-meme.livejournal.com/77533.html?thread=28198877#t28198877 Jared and Jensen are mates and only find out when they knot by accidnet, mpreg follows.

Tony has had that phone for two weeks. When he decides to call, he doesn't want to talk to Steve, no he wants answers from the man who did it."I want to talk to him." Tony says after Steve picks up "I want to talk to Barnes." or Tony calls Steve, but actaully wants to talk to Bucky

What if Olivia Benson and Rafael Barba met just before they started working together? Barson AU

He's going to need magic to take his staff back from SHIELD, so Loki finally tries to sleep--and when he does, a memory is waiting for him, of pain and suffocation and wanting to die. Written entirely in the universe of LadyCharity's Syrgja, without which this won't make a lot of sense.

Reader is worried about Sans and goes to check up on him, against Papyrus' warnings to stay away.

Makoto gets drunk in front of his Iwatobi friends for the first time and becomes very handsy. He can't stay away from Haru to an embarrassing degree. Smut ensues.

For as long as Eren could remember, Levi had always been by his side. From the persistent nagging at his untidiness and reckless behaviour, to the affectionate hushed words when he stumbled home drunk or the rare tiny smiles, Levi had always been there. Since the passing of his mother, Eren found his father replacing him with work and being left to fend for himself. Until the son of his preceding caretaker came along — Levi. Levi who poured his heart and soul into his job just to make sure that the boy would feel as minimal pain as possible, and continued on to look out for him even as he parted from adolescence. While a part of Eren will always be the child Levi met a decade ago, Levi was becoming so much more to Eren than just his caretaker. Eren had grown attached to Levi without being conscious of it. With his heart worn upon his sleeve and his emotions carved into his very being, the too loud and too passionate and too clumsy young man was determined to win over the heart and loyalty of Levi.

Harry destroys the last Horcrux & defeats Voldemort, but in doing so, winds up back where he started the night he got his scar: with the mind of a 15 month old (gangly baby!Harry).

For a second, Eliot was afraid that she was going to say it, was going to cast it out into the middle of the room where none of them could ignore it. 'Eliot had another nightmare,’ maybe. Or, ‘Eliot dreamed about killing someone and woke up crying again.’ Though, knowing Parker it would probably be something like, 'Eliot was afraid he would hurt us if he stayed so he came out here to sit with the knives instead, which seems kind of dangerous and counterproductive, but I know they’re like his pets.’

You didn't expect that.

Link's failure to kill the Great King Of Evil, Ganondorf, is leading to unexpected consequences. Not all of them are unpleasant. (Yo readers, this is fetish city, be warned. If you want to check it out, I'd love to hear people's thoughts!) EDITED TO ADD: this is NOT TotK-compliant at ALL. This is ALSO not in-character with how I intend to write Ganondorf in future works - it's just porn, folks. Just here for me to get my funny little kink buttons pressed. Your mileage may vary.

Victor has always been with Yuuri. No one understands the consequences better than Yuuri himself. (In which Yuuri watches others watch him, then speaks.)

Ahh, Peter Parker. Ever the butt of life's joke. Fighting for a city that hates him, disrespected at every corner, and let's not even think about the horror's of Marvel Editorial, yeesh. But what if Parker Luck finally swung back in a big way? What if ol Spidey found himself in a world full of frustrated women that had no able bodied men around? Would he embrace the gift or would he be swallowed by the responsibility of it all?

"Lance had watched Keith Kogane win a bar fight with a broken hand, rip open a keg with a knife, and complete a whole wretched ensemble of activities you definitely shouldn’t do with a beer in hand. And yet here he was, glittery Sharpie in hand, waiting to sign Lucy’s copy of Altea. Lance opened his mouth to say something arguably rude and not appropriate for their current audience. Until he remembered that he himself had either watched or participated in these activities and was now holding a four-year-old containing his DNA. So Lance didn’t have much of a leg to stand on either." When Lance runs into his ex-boyfriend at a children’s book signing, he not only finds out that Keith Kogane ages like fine wine, but he also apparently wrote his daughter’s favorite book. As Keith lingers in town, Lance frantically tries to keep his daughter from realizing that the writer is not only a person from Lance’s past, but a character in her bedtime stories as well.

The boy always wondered what became of the four turtles he lost to the sewers.

After rescuing you from a crazy madman, Phil Coulson comes to your bunk on the Bus to make sure you're doing okay. But... He may also have a little something else on his mind. (A prompt request)

Jaune’s parents discover that he faked his transcripts and stole Crocea Mors, so they pull him out of Beacon after his first semester. If Jaune ever wants to reclaim his dreams of becoming a hunter, he's going to have to do it wholly on his own. Everything changes. And yet, somethings don’t.

Jungkook receives a naughty photo of his boyfriend during class. He covers up his panic with filthy words and dirty promises. AKA: Park Jimin is a horny little shit who can't wait patiently like a good boy for his boyfriend to come home.