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Three Missions On Which It Was Much Better That Danny Was INORDINATELY Gay. Really.
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Three Missions On Which It Was Much Better That Danny Was INORDINATELY Gay. Really.

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homophobia
What do you need to know about this universe? Daniel Jackson is out and proud. And because of Pentagon homophobia, he's required to live under constant military surveillance. Guess where. (Yes, dear friends, I have lost my mind. Why do you ask?)
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"EMANCIPATION" He's not sure what the hell Danny told Moughal, but about the time the old guy starts pulling this whole long song-and-dance about Carter having to throw a tablecloth over herself and become a Black Moving Object (yeah, like that's ever going to happen: both he and Carter have done t
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