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Lap Magnet

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somnophilia ish self-lubrication
Wherein an ill-advised floral arrangement leads to a whole new definition of obliviousness, accidental mate-bonds, and far more sex and tropes than one fic really needs. or Five times Derek and Stiles didn’t notice how close they were (literally) and then a whole bunch of times when they did...
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The first time it happened, they didn't even notice. Stiles had gone over to Derek's place to give him a loft-warming gift – definitely not to scope the place out to confirm if Derek had finally started living like a person instead of some kind of troglodyte – he even had a gift and a card that sai
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