THISISNOTTHAT

Written for this excellent (paraphrased) prompt on the kink meme: (http://xmen-firstkink.livejournal.com/9701.html?thread=21536229#t21536229) Every once in a while, fashion tycoon Emma Frost invites her favourite male models over to entertain her. And by "entertain", I mean she makes them have kinky consensual sex in front of her....Emma never touches herself when she watches, but she always has a glass of wine with her. Emma likes it best when they eventually forget that she's watching. Charles and Erik meet each other through Emma... (I've taken some liberties with the prompt, but all the sex is still there, and it's wholly consensual...and gradually, becomes more than just sex...)

Prompt: "Offering someone mortal a golden apple, wasn’t just offering them immortality, it was synonymous with asking them to spend eternity together, which was basically a marriage proposal and a question to become a family in one go. Which yeah, someone should have told Tony that. Loki totally failed to mention it, thinking it was common knowledge. Tony just thought that it was a weird gift of art decoration. It was a fucking golden apple, it didn’t look like something to eat, he wasn’t all that informed or interested into myths, how was he supposed to know that having the apple sit prettily on his desk and not eating it just showed a painful and long indecision akin to rejection to everyone who knew what the offering of an golden apple actually meant?"Tony had honestly thought everything was fine.So why was Loki acting so strange after giving him that apple?

1930s, comics era- but Bucky is 20 instead of 16. 90% porn.

Dating Sabo's roommate, what can go wrong?

The class 78 are having a 'Horror story telling' evening. Naegi planned this. It's time for his revenge after that 'Ultimate Horror Game' prank his classmates did to him in Scare Me.

In which Namjoon just wants to show Seokjin just how much he loves him. But Seokjin never sees it.

Unable to go on any longer with Clint in Loki's filthy hands, Coulson takes matters into his own hands despite Fury's orders and convinces Loki to take him on board so he can at least be with his beloved. Loki jumps at the chance to torment the lovers but little does he know Coulson has a trick up his sleeve. “I’m sure Clint has told you my qualifications. I’ll make a good asset to your team. The Avengers will manage without me. Leave right now and I’ll follow.” Loki regarded him for a long while, but ended up shaking his head with narrowed eyes. “…No. You don’t want to join me.” Coulson shifted, purposely, and genuinely, because he was acting as much as it was real. “…I want to be with Clint. No matter what it takes.”

Trip is young, and can’t help himself. Fortunately, Virus is a heavy sleeper.

"How about this then, Getou." Suguru's intuition tells him to run while he can. His butt stays planted. "You can come to my practices to give me some friendly advice about my routine, and in exchange, I'll forget about pressing charges for your assault." He beams. "Good deal, right?" Suguru wants to slap him across the face. "What? You're the one who put your lips on my neck." "After you punched my arm like a truck. Come on, dude. Do you really want to ruin your hockey career right now? I don't think the sports teams in jail are very good." "You're a piece of shit," Suguru seethes. Crystal blue eyes crinkle. "And you've got seven different sticks up your ass, but who's counting?" Suguru is just a guy trying to recover from unhealed wounds of his past. Satoru is the star of their university figure skating team, embodying everything Suguru wishes he had. So when an unexpected injury brings the hockey team's captain to this supernova of a man, everything he thought he knew about his principles goes ass up. Alternatively, bratty figure skater Gojo fucks around and finds out ft. college angst and sex in places that aren’t very sanitary.

Tony wouldn't change a thing. Honestly. He might've gotten shot and almost killed, but it was all good. At least, until he gets kidnapped. Again. Maybe he should put up a sign saying he's no damsel, but that would belie the truth because right now? Right now he's completely alone, and it's so cold…

Side stories for The Skeleton Games Underfell. These aren't required when reading the main story. The barrier of Underfell is broken and the monsters are free. A month later they are allowed into the city. One morning you wake to the sound of your new jerk neighbor playing the loudest and worst music. Wait... you know that game. Time to get back at that jerk. And maybe make friends with him too. You could always use a new gaming buddy. Besides his rage face is so cute. Want to read The Skeleton Games

Louis didn't have the best life, he lost his family at a young age and only having a few friends throughout the years of moving from foster home to foster home. The only person he could ever truly rely on was his cat Harry. So, on an abnormally bad day Louis makes a wish that changes his life forever. The question is is it going to be a good change or a bad one? "Be careful what you wish for, it might come true. Your imagination could be the death of you." -Blood On The Dance Floor ******* Or the one where Louis wishes for his cat to be human and he doesn't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing. Warnings: boyxboy, smut, mpreg, possessive harry, feminine Louis, hybrid babies.

After Seungbae rescues Yoonbum he visits him in the hospital and helps him onto the road to recovery. Both men develop unspoken (later spoken) feelings for each other.

Theseus had described Percival in extensive detail. Newt had learned all about how Percival was funny and charming, a quiet and thoughtful sort of fellow with a strong desire to prove himself to his father. As the letters grew more effusive, Newt began to imagine someone rather bookish, with a hidden temper that was difficult to light—someone who wasn't ambitious by nature, but who was nevertheless quite strong and mostly level-headed. Newt was happy that his brother had found someone like that. Someone who would serve as a counterbalance to his brother's brashness. Someone who could weather Theseus' endless string of ideas and soak up all the attention that Theseus tended to bestow on anyone that happened to be close by. None of those letters had fully prepared Newt for coming home to this.

For a brief moment, he feels the frantic beat of his heart skidding faster, each pulse tripping over the next, and considers jumping out the window. Better to die than embarrass myself in front of Beka, he thinks. He discards the idea only because 1) they’re on the first floor, 2) he’s not a fucking quitter, and 3) he really, really wants to get fucked tonight.

Caroline has her first period as a married woman; Klaus is injured by a stupid, magical stake

Yoongi and Hoseok just being boyfriends and just doing boyfriend things (like sticking tongues where they don't belong and putting what in the what like what now?!?!)

"This boy, this boy right here on his knees in front of him, would be the death of him. Levi was sure of it. " Levi and Eren smut that I tried to make romantic but hey they gotta stay in character so Levi is still being Levi

Crossover with Supernatural. Harry Potter, Curse-Breaker, is on assignment Gettysburg. He "meets" the Winchester Brothers the night before a meeting with his unknown contacts for the case he is on. Will meeting Dean finally allow him to put his demons behind him? HP/DW, HP/SS (past)

“You know, we could always …” And then Kyle wasn’t smiling either. Stan knew he had to say something else, and fast. It was easy: I’m kidding. I’m fucking with you. But it didn’t come out that way: “Like other guys in our grade haven’t.” Kyle looked like he was going to either shatter into a million pieces or kill him, because it was a fine line, and he just said, "Only once."

"Lucifer could still remember the first time he’d seen Adam. Vividly. It was one of those memories that never quite seemed to fade. That tilted its head up in defiance at the cruel hand of time and stood its ground, refusing to be dulled by something so trivial as eternity. He had been beautiful." or An AU where Adam and Lucifer knew one another a bit more intimately during their time in Eden (and what comes after).

When all her safeties go crashing along with her home base, Natasha leaps to the rescue of one of her only constants in life left.

Based on the prompt: "During a run/pickup Jesse is attacked from behind and almost assaulted but Mike swoops in and saves him. Afterwards Jesse is more shaken than he thought he'd be. Mike helps him deal." Rating for attempted non-con.

Tim and Steph score an invitation to a rich girl's Halloween party. Something seems off with their host, and someone is picking off the guests one by one.

Because if Lena didn’t know any better, she’d think she was distracted. She keeps looking up from her Biochem textbook, as if she’s looking for something, but she can’t figure out- Oh. That. Or, rather, her. There’s a girl. (It’s always a girl, isn’t it?) or Lena's just trying to study, but Kara's way too adorable.

Twelve hours, that's all the time it took for Bruce's world to be turned upside. Twelve hours with Midnighter and Apollo, and Dick comes home with an interesting, to say the least, curse- and a cute set of ears and a tail.

There are times that Clark asks certain things of Bruce and Bruce would never dream of denying him.

Suguru stares up at the man that's looming over him, tall and unsmiling. He's - He's Satoru, it's definitely Satoru, but he's not at the same time. Gojo Satoru looks like he's a decade older, his frame larger, taking up more space than what Suguru's used to. And the way he surveys Suguru - it makes him feel tingly all over, strangely warm in the low point of his belly. "Hello lovely," Gojo Satoru says, and even his voice has lost the grating edge of his teenage self. "What brings you here?" Or, High school Suguru meets adult Gojo. Things happen.

The Battle is over, Fili, Kili and Thorin are dead. Bilbo is pregnant and needs to leave the mountain immediately. She wants to return to her home in the Shire, but can't without a husband. Balin helps her find a solution.