THISISNOTTHAT

Bruce didn’t know what to think of the fact that Jason was still there. He wanted to keep him close so much that he thought Jason should leave soon or Bruce wouldn’t be able to stop himself from getting the wrong idea. Or the right one.

A collection of various oneshots for Promptis-lovers. Through tragedy and happy times, Prompto and Noctis can be sure of one thing: they will always have each other's backs.

Grantaire has been mysteriously de-aged by an Act of Divine Interference, or whatever Courfeyrac is calling it now.

Negan comes to collect heads for the loss of his men when he notices Maggie, the now widowed wife of one of his victims, and decides to take more than just a bloody bat home with him as a trophy. Now Maggie must navigate life in The Sanctuary as one of Negan's wives. She searches for a way to exact her revenge against him while trying not to let herself fall for the monster's tricks. But is his charm a trick? Or is the monster much more of a man than he lets on?[This "what if" story follows the Sanctuary-centered events of seasons 7 and 8, kickstarted by some changes to the events of the lineup.] Part One: Ch 1 - 27Part Two: Ch 28 - 50 Portugese translation by Ccm123:http://tinyurl.com/SeekingPT-BR

Sometimes the best part of waking up is shocking your teammates with TMI about your sex life. When Steve decides to lecture Bucky about "the right way" to have sex with Tony, Thor arrives to stop the brawl before it can start. Hilarity ensues, followed by shawarma.

What if the Dursley were good people that cared about Harry, their son, and weren't exactly the most lawful people? Harry has his families aid in all that he does at Hogwarts.

The one were Louis gets a snapchat from a certain xhazz and things escalate and yeah they meet up and have sex.

Every evening when Jimin comes back from school or dance practice, he sees this boy on the opposite side of the side-walk, sitting under a streetlight.

When Sam comes back smelling like another person, Dean gets a little possessive

Naruto makes a purchase from a mysterious store of mystery and gets a little more than he bargained for... in the best way possible.

Right before leaving for college, Morty confesses that he's attracted to Rick, and Rick turns him down flat. Only, Rick can't stop thinking about it. They both look for answers through interdimensional travel, alcohol and experimentation. Plus, with Morty returning home for Thanksgiving break, they're going to have to face each other.

A story I've had in my head for a while now. I grew discoraged when I lost my HDD containing a draft of this story and had a very 'it will never be as good as I had it before' attitude. But here's my second attempt. About a girl who participates in a drug trial for some extra cash and ends up as human cattle for her troubles.

The lightning strike paired with the particle accelerator explosion did a lot of things to Barry. Most of these things were either discovered during his coma or uncovered as time went on. However, there are just some things that Barry keeps to himself. He’d kept this one secret for years, now.

Dean Winchester has never been past the city limits of the sleepy town of Rutnam Shore. Except in his dreams, where he travels the country in a classic car and fights mythical beings with his little brother. It's the only time he gets to see his brother, since Sam died in a car crash when they were kids. Dean wants nothing more than to get as far away from Rutnam Shore as he can, but unfortunately he's afraid of driving and feels like he's stuck.

Two weeks after the events of "Once in an Orange Moon" Stiles and the pack perform a powerful ritual to locate their missing members, but what they find is not what they were expecting. What does the shadowy Deucalion expect to gain from the "gift" he gives Derek? As bodies begin to pile up bearing the hallmarks of Druidic sacrifice can Stiles and his fellow Alphas unravel the identities and motivations of their attackers in time? Or will their enemies band together to take down the pack and claim the trio's power for themselves? And will Stiles ever manage to get his boyfriend into bed again?

When Greg gets hurt during a chase John and Sherlock react very differently, but at the same time very similarly.

This is a tale of Loki: Skywalker, Mare’s Mother, God of Mischief; Loki who solves the gods’ crises in his own way, and for his own purposes.

“Kara? Can I … Can I … Can we talk?” [...] “I slept with a girl, a few weeks ago.” [...] “She’s pregnant.”

Athelstan comes to Kattegat University for his freshman year and ends up with his dorm supervisor and his world religions TA as his best friends. He might be doing college wrong.

Getafix always knew there was something special about Asterix. Right from the moment the little Gaul was born. It was like a light that glowed within Asterix, touching all those around him and making him one of the most remarkable men the druid had ever known...But what if something threatened to take away that light? That special inner light.

“Come to dinner with Melinda and I,” Phil said out of the blue one morning as Clint was putting gel in his hair, trying to get that mussed look just right. They were in Phil’s bathroom, getting ready for work. Phil had just finished brushing his teeth and was looking at Clint expectantly with a long piece of floss wrapped around his fingers. “Tomorrow night.” Clint froze, turning slowly towards Phil, eyes wide and jaw slack. “What?” In which Phil wants Clint to meet Melinda, his best friend, who has the reputation at SHIELD for having the toughest shovel talk. Ever.

Jason jumped up and down a bit more. He clearly wanted to be moving again. “Please Pythagoras, just one more lap. The sooner we start. The sooner we finish.”

Clearly the best way to make Rin and Haru work out their issues is to lock them in a closet after the prefectural relay. Clearly. '“Makoto didn’t hurt you when he threw you in here, did he?” Rin snorted. “Makoto couldn’t hurt a fly.” That guy hadn’t changed a bit in four years. Actually, now that he thought of it, none of them had, and maybe that was the problem. Haru was still more interested in water than people, Makoto was still too damn sweet and selfless for his own good, and Nagisa still behaved like he’d drunk six cups of coffee and chased them with a handful of amphetamines. They expected Rin to be the same dopey, clingy, obnoxiously idealistic kid he’d been in sixth grade and didn’t understand that he had moved on, left that stupid boy behind to win last place at every race. There was no room for sentimental crybabies in the Olympics. Unlike the rest of them, he’d actually grown up, which made all the more pathetic the fact that he was standing here crossing and uncrossing his legs and trying not to think about how screwed he was if his bladder popped like an overinflated balloon.' (nutrition facts: 90% plot, 10% pee.)

"I want to watch you transform."

Harry likes to touch himself at night.

“This is Santa Claus’s reindeer.” Stiles says flatly, leveling Derek with what he hopes is the most irritated stare to ever stare. “This reindeer belongs to Santa. Fucking. Claus.”“He goes by Kris, actually.”“Of course he does.”The reindeer whinnies and chuffs, shaking its mane out. Or, wherein Stiles finds a lost reindeer (and can we talk about how lost a reindeer has to get to wind up in California?), and to his chagrin, realizes that it can fly. Because of course it’s one of Santa’s reindeers. And of course it's been stolen by some malevolent Christmas menace. Because this is Stiles’s life.

Chat Noir opens up to his friend, and Marinette realizes exactly what she has to lose