25 Days of Sex-mas

There was something beautiful about autumn. Duo knew that there were things he should never find beautiful, like dying, and boys. (1x2x1, One-shot)

"They're setting up a team of superheroes that has sex with each other! Do you think they'll let me join?"

Thirteen years between then and now. Thirteen years Remus can't forget and Sirius doesn't want to remember.

Old habits die hard. It's even harder to keep them a secret. Tarsus IV.

When Harry is tired of how everyone is treating him he decides to take them all to court. The characters are J.K. Rowlings, I am just borroing them. I am useing alot of the different characters.

Harry is a super-powered cat. No, really. I thought up lots of other summaries, but that’s pretty succinct and accurate. Only a bit cracky though, I promise!

“The blood of the woman who loves you and the blood of the man you once loved flows through me. The way that I came to love you may be something like instinct. Stronger even; like destiny and fate intertwined. I love you, Severus Snape. I always will.”

So it seems that the creators of Girl Meets World forgot to film some scenes for the finale. Don't worry, I fixed it. (or: My head canon for what was really happening during Girl Meets Goodbye.)

What if Felicity worked at Merlyn Global instead of Queens Consolidated? And what if she became friends with Laurel and Tommy before Oliver come back from the island? Lauriver and Flommy slow burnHave some questions about this story but don't want to leave a comment? I have a tumblr! my URL is aurum-fidei so please I would love to chat with you about my fic!

sehun likes to make jongin jealous; jongin likes to make sehun beg.

Law student Merlin Emrys gets more than he bargained for out of his new internship at the firm of Pendragon, La Fey, Du Lac, Pendragon. When he uncovers a plot that threatens his new boss, he must decide if he’s willing to do whatever it takes to keep Arthur safe.

Jack's life is the epitome of awesomeness. He's the powerful alpha CEO of a kick-ass company, is rolling in cash, and has a ridiculously hot omega boyfriend with legs for days. But when a strange, douchey alpha forcibly bonds with Rhys, Jack's life becomes the very definition of fucked.

Batman and the Joker were quite comfortable in their routine, blissfully able to do their respective jobs as the Dark knight and the Clown Prince of Crime without the messiness of knowing what's under the cowl. Until somebody says those three little words. Soulmate AU in which your soul mate's name appears on your wrist the first time they say "I love you" to you.

“I’m really bored,” Taehyung tells him, jabbing an elbow into his boyfriend’s ribs, “and we still have twelve hours to go.”

"Mr. Hale?" Erica knocked on his door, pushing it open with her hip, her head tilted and her ruby-red lips stretched into a shit-eating grin. "The Stilinski’s are here for your one o’clock." Derek raised his head from where he had been studying the scotch in his glass tumbler. “Let them in,” he said coolly, though his calm demeanor was belied by the way his cheeks had flushed red and his hands began to sweat. "Derek." Stiles was the first one in, as usual, a tight-fitting tee underneath his signature plaid overshirt. His pale cheeks were flushed, his lips parted and shiny with spit, and he winked when he caught Derek looking. Derek’s heartbeat stuttered and Stiles smirked. They did it on purpose, Derek knew. When he had first hired them, Derek had no idea what he wanted, and he didn’t really think that getting fucked, by twin brothers, was really his thing, but when they showed up that first night, looking like one of them had just been sucked off on the way up to his apartment, Derek had gotten harder than he ever thought was possible. He hadn’t looked back since.

Alec (6:25pm): What are you thinking about? There. Alec set his phone down on his leg so he could keep an eye on the screen as he reached for his water bottle. He unscrewed the cap slowly, eyes still down on his phone before finally taking a drink from it. Which was of course the moment Magnus decided to text him back. Magnus (6:26pm): How pretty you sound when you moan. --- A fic in which Alec is in the middle of a meeting but that's not going to stop Magnus from getting his attention.

Isaac Lahey had not been waiting patiently for years just to see him choose another, for someone else to be his first

Hajime finds himself in a terrifying situation and the one behind it is.... Mikan?

Cad Bane hates himself for having liked (okay, more than liked. A lot more than liked) Rako Hardeen, A.K.A. Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan can't quite figure out why he feels so guilty for lying to and throwing a known and very dangerous bounty hunter back in prison.

A series of oneshots inspired by kinky thread starters. Various pairings. Thread Starters: Kink Edition

What if Experiment 1188 wasn't the first CatNap? What if there was one before, one that fits perfectly in with the Smiling Critters? What if Harley Sawyer couldn't create two Bigger Bodies of one toy? What if the second never ended up quite right? And... What if that CatNap escaped 10 years ago only to return with an employee? How would he change this story? Or I wanted Smiling Critter fluff and this is how I've decided to do it

The one where Derek finds out Stiles smells a lot better after he runs and Stiles is a little confused up until now.

Margaery is on holiday and Sam and Gilly are out for date night, but their wingman skills are unmatched, even when it's only via text message. Or: When their friends have had it with all the sexual frustration and wistful stares, Jon and Sansa are about to learn the power of the written word. (title from “text me in the morning,” by neon trees)

Scott loves his job. He literally spends his days herding Penguins. (It's kind of like herding cats. Which he also herds. Carefully.)

It's been a long time, way too long, since anything with a mouth like that walked into Billy Joe's Tavern and Grill.

Harry has commitment issues when it comes to finalising a wedding date with Ginny, and then Draco Malfoy storms into his life--not so literally--yet so literally.