the house always wins

Bumblebee’s coping methods have much to be desired.

The problem with Taehyung, Jeongguk thinks, is that he's far too touchy. Jeongguk scowls at the scene in front of him, barely noticing the strong bass pounding through the club except for the way it makes Taehyung press his hips into the girl in front of him while she eagerly moves back, Taehyung's hands tight round her waist while she holds him there. Jeongguk decides she looks desperate, pathetic. She's got too much makeup on and surely her sleek hair's annoying Taehyung when he leans in. Her dress is skintight and shamelessly shows off her gorgeous body. Jeongguk decides she's a bitch. I.E. Jungkook is really bad at feelings, especially when it comes to Taehyung. Who he totally doesn't have feelings for. And totally doesn't want to pin against the wall and press against him. Definitely not. So he wishes Yoongi would stop fucking egging him on, because it's starting to sound like a good idea to ask Taehyung if he would consider some good old make-out bro time. Because they're bros. Totally.

Bilbo catches Fili talking to himself. Bofur tells Bilbo a story about how Fili's late younger brother haunts Thorin's family. They say the dead Kili still whispers Fili's ear from the realm of death, protecting his brother from sickness and goblin arrows but leaving Fili's life plagued by rumours of madness. And then Bilbo puts on the ring and learns that like all the scariest stories it is, of course, entirely true.

Tobirama has never had the talent for choosing well-received gifts for other people (he still remembers seven year old Hashirama's shriek and subsequent flailing when he'd discovered his birthday present from his younger brother trying to slither its way back to freedom), but he is certain that this eminently more practical and less... reptilian venture will prove a greater success.

Minho is a third year dance major Uni student and the dance leader in his class. Jisung is your typical smart pretty boy but quiet and reserved second year student. He develops a crush on Minho and recklessly joins dance class just so he could get close to him but their first meeting turns out very bad because Jisung completely forgot that he couldn’t dance for shit and humiliated himself in front of Minho. He gives up and leaves it to him being way out of Minho’s league but Ji Su who happens to be Jisung’s sister ends up going out with Minho’s friend Chan who had lied to Ji Su saying Minho and Jisung were dating just to score points with her. Now Jisung and Minho have to fake a relationship and Jisung agrees because why not? He’s in love with Minho and this is just the perfect opportunity for him. Everything becomes all tangled and messy after with old exes coming back and sudden breakups. Will Jisung succeed with winning Minho or had he just signed himself up for heartbreak??

a collection of drabbles and ficlets based on tumblr prompts

Draco and Hermione are forced to share a tent during a Muggle camping trip. Will their endless bickering lead to them killing each other or will romance blossom in the wilderness? A bit OOC but really fun! Nominated at 'Quill to Parchment'.

“It’s going to be okay, Betts, it’s going to be okay. Stay with me.” Jughead was overwhelmed with alarm; the lamenting klaxons in his mind clawed at him, threatening a breach in sanity.But luckily, Pop had seen Betty and Jughead, and ran immediately through the restaurant. He opened the door.“Jughead!” he yelled.“Pop, call an ambulance! Betty’s been…” Jughead choked; his voice strangled, and he couldn’t finish the sentence. (Betty gets shot.)

Cecil comes over for the first time, and Carlos doesn't have his mirror covered. Neither of them expected this to happen.

Summary: Abe Portman might not have been Enoch soulmate but he did give him the one who is.

*** Title change: Previously "You'd give up your happiness for mine? But you are my happiness." Poppy is in love with her best friend, Branch, and honestly, she always has been. But that doesn’t matter, because she is aware of the expectations of the Princess/Future Queen’s mate. It is not that she doesn’t think Branch can handle it, because she knows he would make a great King and leader with his selflessness and protectiveness, but she does not want to make him feel like she wants him to change in order to be with her (the King would also be expected to sing/dance/etc.) Branch loves her too, but doesn't think she feels the same. Eventually, their feelings will come to light. Will Branch grow into the troll we all know he can be? Or will he retreat into the bunker, never to be seen again? There will be sex eventually in this story so skip it if you don't like that. First chapter is more fleshed out details and then story begins with chapter 2. Updates every few days! This is my first fic so make sure to comment and let me know your thoughts! I'd love to interact with you all! :)

What if Floyd had finally reached his breaking point? Taking the first opportunity he gets, Floyd takes matters into his own hands and forcefully turns the twins into trolls, but only has pure intentions towards one of them.

A group of pagans kidnap Sam, keen on sacrificing him to their god. However, their god isn't too happy with his sacrifice.

Nine years ago, Mary Winchester was killed by a demon with yellow eyes, leaving her mate and two young sons angry and desperate for revenge. Now, the demon will learn that the only thing worse than a pissed off hunter is a pissed off werewolf... or three. Warnings: werewolves, somewhat skewed morality, brotherly incest, blood and guts and violence, and a family that is completely and utterly wrapped up in themselves. Also, a timeline that assumes Mary was killed when Sam was eight years old rather than six months.

Barisi AU's, 350 words a piece. (They're really not 350 words a piece. It started that way, but now they're longer.)(Rating changed to M but not all chapters are M.

With The Staff of Charon a smoking-yet-functional speck on the horizon, and the threat of an active weapons system on one of Chorus' moons, the fight is far from over. While Locus is no longer a threat, another one of Hargrove's former lackeys waits for the Reds and Blues as they race to stop the weapons system from coming online. Does she really want to help them? Or is she hiding a more sinister motive? And why is she so interested in Locus?!

Sequel to No Vacancy!

Clark pays a visit.

Esther stared at her youngest pups eyes, the press of pure panic edging her features as she confessed her next words. “I think… I’ve imprinted on someone.” Enid’s voice was quiet, the newfound knowledge about how choosing packmates and a life mate making her think. The creeping fear of being pushed away brought a wave of nausea. Murray spoke for her, understanding his mate wasn’t the most gentle with her questioning. “Who did you imprint on pup?” “M-my roommate.”

Sherlock asks Greg for his advice and things at 221B Baker Street get heated.

Violet Sorrengail is DONE. She's done being the dutiful youngest daughter of Senator Lilith Sorrengail. She's done trying to be the perfect girlfriend. She's done living up to everyone else's expectations. In need of a fresh start, she packs her bags - and her secrets - and moves to Brooklyn with her estranged brother, Brennan, to start over. Things are off to a great start when she has a hot one-night stand - until she realizes the handsome stranger is none other than one of her brother's best friends, Xaden Riorson. Things are complicated enough - they do not want Brennan to find out - but when Brennan asks Xaden to protect his sister, things get infinitely more complex. Everyone has secrets. And no secret stays buried forever. Even ones that could bring down the government.

Taehyung just wanted to fuck his boyfriend Jungkook but it was too hot so he had to find a way to do that.

It’s been a long time since someone’s actually had the balls to hit on Lucifer, and with all the redeeming that’s been going around like a particularly virulent cold, it suddenly doesn’t seem like such a bad idea to take up Angel Dust’s professional, no-strings-attached offer of a fun time! How else is a demon supposed to work out some post-battle tension after a nearly decade-long dry spell, huh? Unfortunately for Lucifer, he forgot that his brain makes any form of intimacy a PVP activity with friendly fire permanently enabled.