Steve Rogers Is A Child

“You’d have better luck with the tipsy blonde by the door,” she jutted her chin that way. A petite blonde that had obviously had one drink too many swayed softly by the door – flashing pouty lips in Theo’s direction. “Maybe,” Theo crooned, mixing a long island. “But I want you. Come on, beautiful, stop fighting it. I see the way your body responds to me. But I’m a patient man – I can wait,” he added, seeing the retort on her tongue. “It can be fun, no strings attached. Or bring the bloody strings, Hermione. I think you’ll find I’m the open for anything sort.” “You make it really hard to tell you no, Theo,” she laughed, thinking about the reason why she always told him no. “Is that a yes, then?” he asked, a faint twinkle in his eye. “No.”

“Just tell me, Derek,” Stiles says quietly. “Is it... is my dad okay?” “Your dad's fine,” Derek says before pressing his lips together against an exhale. “It's about Stuart.” “What about him?” Stiles asks. “Stuart doesn't really exist,” Derek says, with such a calm certainty that it can't be argued with. “There is no Stuart, and there never has been. You don't have a brother, Stiles.”

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It was supposed to be the family holiday that Peter never forgot. Except, he had been forgotten.

“Credence,” he began, hoarse, throat too dry to get any words out properly and he swallowed hard and it didn’t help, he suddenly felt too hot in his coat. He tried again. “I couldn’t possibly–“ Credence’s eyes welled up. “Please,” Credence whispered, trembling and Percival couldn’t stand it.

Castiel is tired of Dean's ways in the 2014!endverse.

When Harry is tired of how everyone is treating him he decides to take them all to court. The characters are J.K. Rowlings, I am just borroing them. I am useing alot of the different characters.

A proposal is made. Sexy times ensue.

“He went after Felicity, Oliver!” Diggle screamed in the comms link. “Not Laurel!” He felt his heart skipping a beat; his hands trembled with the intense fear that hit him. “What happens with the Arrow if he can’t save the woman he loves?”

“It’s common knowledge, that no one knows how titans reproduce.” Armin’s voice still wavered even as it picked up strength in its challenge. “So why should titan shifters be considered otherwise?"

Routine patrols are bad enough. Solo patrols, though? Well, those are a pain in the ass.

A simple question can conjure up thousands of incredible memories with over a hundred different meanings, but for Vernon, the word 'soulmate' can only mean one thing. *currently editing*

Just volume two since we've apparently reached maximum chapter space for this site... LOL

"I know we only really met yesterday, and this may be skipping ahead a lot," says Victor, "but would it be all right if we told people we're dating?"

Alec goes to save Madzie from Valentine but she ends up saving him instead.

A collection of lewd Bendy drabbles to get them jimmies rustled feat. a multitude of kinks

“Sorry, I’m sorry Kurrokochi you must be so uncomfortable now I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to,” and the apologies come out so fast now and Kise is probably crying (or still was).

It was springtime when Iwaizumi Hajime got the fresh start he so desperately needed, as a new second year student at Aoba Johsai High School; springtime when a boy named Oikawa Tooru brought volleyball back into his life with a perfect jump serve. But, as always, seasons must change. Seijoh third years crossed with the love/friendship rectangle in Your Lie in April.There are NO character deaths.

Hearing it makes Phil’s face go hot. ”Funnily enough, choking is the one kink I don’t actually have.” or, Dan declares he does not have a choking kink and the fans aren't the only ones with raised eyebrows.

“Hey, Sasuke?” Naruto’s voice was timid. Sasuke huffed to let him know he was listening. “I need to talk to you about something.” Here? Now? Is he fucking kidding? Who breaks up with someone after sex? Who breaks up with someone after sex in their own home? Who breaks up with someone after sex in their own home on Valentine’s day? Single father Uchiha Sasuke thought he was above dating. His whole world was his son, and he preferred to keep it that way. Why bother with dating when it only served to complicate things? Or so Sasuke thought, until he made the worst mistake possible, and hired some random college kid to babysit; one Uzumaki Naruto. Undeniably hot, undeniably kind and undeniably domestic, Sasuke's heart melts to Naruto too fast for his own good.Which sucks for Sasuke because Uzumaki Naruto is also undeniably unavailable, undeniably not-his-age and undeniably inappropriate.

Roses are red, my balls are blue, Seungcheol's a teacher, and Jihoon doesn't give a fuck 'cause he's a camboy and why did that dude have to come back.

James goes to see Q, and realizes he's watching starting to get into the same show he watches. Like any good Supernatural fan, he watches with Q to share in the misery. But Q likes to make commentary, and some of Q's comments about Dean hit close to home for James.

As the king of bad decisions, Jungkook finds himself deep in a pitch-black cave on a weekday evening. ... Maybe the strange stone he sees is just coffin sHAPED?

AU. Dean's living the good life. He's got his friends, his family, and a kick-ass art class three nights a week. And Cas, the guy who sits next to him in class, just makes things better because he's hot and flirty and damn talented. And Dean doesn't have a crush on Cas; he just totally wants to hit that. But with people keeping secrets from him, Dean's happy life is about to fall apart, and there's a chance he won't be able to handle it alone.