Be Prepared

OUCH. Retelling of Beatrice Small's romance novel "Slave of Passion". Robert Fisher has a harem. Ims is engaged in finding concubines for him and teaching them the art of passion. One day, Arthur comes to Ims for training.

The continuation of And For the Record: “I haven't heard anything about that. Of course,” Sid admitted, “I haven't been looking. Have you, Andrew?” “I've been a little preoccupied,” Andrew said dryly. “You know, with the wedding planner from hell. AKA my father.”

Hermione had faced down bloody Voldemort when she was eighteen. She could deal with...this. Where this equals Draco Malfoy, a critically important diplomatic mission, and only one bed.

Sans doesn't have a chance with the two excitable skeletons, and he knows it. Read the tags

Hobbs needed closure and the peace of mind it would offer. Dom needed a jolt, or possibly a personal loss, to loosen him from his complacent indifference. Surely it was time for their paths to meet again. Surely it was time for a new chapter. What would this chapter bring?

Bruce is avoiding him, and Clark is going to find out why.

The Fae king and queens have gone away, closing the knowes behind them and abandoning their offspring to the mortal world. As the Fae have spread far and wide, their bloodlines thinning if not vanishing forever as they flee from mortal persecution... two Fae have found a way to reopen the knowes - Kayleigh Day and Tetsuji Moriyama. The Fae regroup once more, the balance of power shifted amongst them, and 'changelings' appear now and then in the mortal population. Andrew Doe is one of those changelings, a young child suffering in the foster system, shunned by his peers for some reason and hearing voices in his head. Alex - the latest name gifted to him by a charm - is on the run along with his mother from his father, using their talents as shadow walkers to slide between worlds and stay one step ahead of the powerful Fae. Except even that is not enough anymore. Except that's not Alex's only talent. *******An urban fantasy where I throw Fae, necromancy and magic at TFC characters, pretty much!

In which no one kills with kindness.

Molly’s home has been broken into and vandalized, most likely by associates of Moriarty’s. In an attempt to keep her safe, Sherlock asks his brother to keep her at his home. Mycroft seems to be bending over backward to make Molly as comfortable and happy as possible, something she finds to be rather unusual, given everything Sherlock has ever mentioned about his brother. But as time goes on she finds Mycroft is not quite the legendary Ice Man everyone believes him to be…and wonders if she may have been fancying the wrong Holmes brother all along.

In which Yuuri is an anxious bab and sorta forgets to tell his new friends he's famous

Harry comes into an Ancient inheritance and he comes to have three mates. When a child comes into his life he does anything to protect him even if that means another war. Are friends still the same or have they all abandoned him?

When Takaba Akihito, a naive but feisty 23 year old novice freelance photographer investigating criminal activity on Japan's underworld, comes across something he never expected to catch in his viewfinder, life as he knows it is about to change and a whole new world will be exposed that he never knew existed.

There is not much that can terrify Sara, but parenting does the trick.

It's no surprise that it's nearly impossible to wake Jasper up in the morning, so Edward has to resort to...unorthodox methods. Bittersweet Outtake

Damen wakes up from his wisdom teeth surgery only to find the most beautiful man in the world sitting beside him.

There's nothing wrong with adding your best friend's older brother on Snapchat. (Unless said older brother is your history teacher who is very hot, very off-limits, but also...very into you). Written for 100KinkMeme over on LiveJournal.

Jaime has not lost his hand but he has lost his travelling partner Brienne and needs to replace her. This girl is no Lady or Knight of the Kingsguard, however. She's a commoner with secrets of her own; and meeting her is going to be the start of a lot of trouble for both of them. Coarse language, extreme graphic violence, sex scenes. -------------------------------------------------

This follows the story of a student in a school of incontinent teens Due to the Watch

“We have received confirmation that there is a hostage situation in progress at a warehouse compound two hours out of Los Angeles, following a multiple-vehicle pileup on Highway 101 this morning...” The one in which Stiles has lived to (legal) adulthood and, along the way, become a bit of a badass himself.

All his life, nobody truly believed in Midoriya Izuku's dream of being a Hero. Not his mother, his childhood friend, his classmates or teachers...not even the Number One Hero believes in him. What is a Quirkless boy to do? Show the world it's wrong, that's what. Finally, after years of no one believing him, there was one man who did. After All Might left Izuku on a roof with the answer of 'no', one man who was not a Hero finally told the boy, "I believe you can become a Hero." Izuku wants to prove the man right. Short version: One person, who is NOT a Hero, finally tells him yes, and Izuku decides to become a Hero through the Support Course, making friends along the way. (This is part 1 of a series, continued in part 4, updates were every other Tuesday but are now monthly because life is a thing :P)

Harry Potter One-shots. All characters will be aged up top eighteen. I accept all requests (except peadophilia) from any fandom.

[COMPLETE] They know the world is waiting for them out there but they can't seem to let each other go just yet. Alec's inner world while in desperate search of Magnus. And beyond. It all ends with Love.

Hermione discovers she's pregnant after a one night stand with Fred Weasley and an imposed marriage law forces them to get married. The Burrow goes wedding planning mad as the pair get to know each other while coping with the unexpected pregnancy. Not everyone's on Hermiones' side though. Can they discover who's out to get them before it's too late? FW/HG *COMPLETE*

Three times Natasha is stressed and Steve helps her relax/calm down. Set from the beginning of Age of Ultron and ending somewhere around Civil War.

Yuri has a bad dream one night while staying over at Victor and Yuuri's place. Against his better judgment, he goes to their room for comfort.

"But aren't you enough of a distraction?" Eleanor had accidentally blurted out. Emerald eyes widened at the realization of what she had just done, and almost immediately the exorcist quickly slapped a hand across her mouth. "What was that?"

Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.

Prompt: Where Louis and Harry don’t know each other but they both have to go to a sex kink therapy group. Harry has a problem where he’s obsessed with sticking random household products inside of people during sex because he gets off on it and Louis has a problem where he’s overly submissive. At the end of the group meeting, Harry convinces Louis to come home with him. They forget everything they learned and their kinks come out. Sub!Louis & Dark!Harry