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One Night at the Ministry
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One Night at the Ministry

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frenemies post-war
One night. One party. One arch-nemesis. Lots of champagne. Now all Harry has to do is survive. Non-compliant with DH (written and first published in 2006)
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Harry's first drink: The Ministry served champagne at their victory party. At least, Harry thought it was champagne. He hadn't actually had champagne before, but the bubbly liquid in the tall glasses carried around by house-elves sure looked like it. Harry did not want to attend this party. He had
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