Convenient Husbands

In which Arya plans an elaborate heist, Hot Pie kidnaps the wrong Targaryen, and Gendry is just along for the ride.

What happens when Arthur commands Merlin to kiss him?

Xena Stone is a therapist who monsters go to because she seems well trusted. What she didn't really expect was a 8 foot tall edgy skeleton to come up and coax her into learning to love and trust again. This is a shitty fucking summary my dudes. xD But I'm sticking with it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ YO YO! So I don't have a strict schedule for this, cause I write it whenever I get an idea or the chance, but I'm hoping for daily or every other day updates. <3 Also, Xena Stone is just the named reader, because that's just easier for me to write. Feel free to change any descriptions or her name to fit your needs better. <3 This story is not finished, but it is being rewritten and reworked, and will be posted under the same name. This will remain here, as a memory for myself.

“You have your assets, darling. You have your appeal… I'd never deny that. You're a lot of fun to have around. But you lack the elegance required in a Malfoy wife. I mean, look at you. Trying to slap the bride-to-be, nipples hard right through that rather brief dress. And I know you're wet.”

Severus returns from a Death Eater meeting where he was tortured for his loyalty to Dumbledore. Hermione finds him. CHALLENGE FIC Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter fandom, it belongs to JK Rowling and her publishing people. I'm making no money and no harm is intended.

Kokichi gave him a misshapen chocolate lump for Valentine’s Day, and now it’s time for Shuuichi to return the favor on White Day.

"That big enough for you?" is all Steve can say. It's thick around and red at the top, then white and blue. Bucky's eyes go to his, warm and teasing. "Think I can handle it." (Written for the this prompt: "Bucky drives Steve crazy with lust by eating phallic food in front of him.”)

What could have happened to Thomas if he had been cast out of Downton after he kissed Jimmy.

When you find yourself alone with J-Hope, without electricity you decide to entertain yourselves by playing a game. It's all innocent enough, at least, it starts out that way.

A tropical getaway can’t be replicated so easily–especially if it was merely a love hotel theme–but for you and Polnareff, paradise was never far out of reach.

Two missing scenes from 2x10: Jace tries to talk to Alec about what happened with the soul sword. Afterwards, Magnus and Alec take some time for themselves to deal with what just happened between the two of them, and where to go from here.

Post 3x16 - Iris demands one more night with Barry.

"Norway!" John exclaimed. "Norway, as in Scandinavia? Now?" He looked over to the window where late October rain sheeted against the glass, and imagined this, just colder and darker."Is there any other Norway?" Sherlock enquired smugly. "I'd be surprised. Well, there is a town called Norway in Wisconsin, but that's not where we're going." John and Sherlock hunt a serial killer who turns out to be a bit more ingenious than they thought. But John is a BAMF and a doctor after all.(I added a few chapters to the beginning, describing how they got there - I hope it doesn't spoil the story for you. No Norwegians were hurt in the making of this story.)

It shouldn’t have been possible. None of this should have been possible and he was terrified. He wasn’t cut out to be a father. No child should have to claim the same DNA but it was too late.

"Mr. Hale?" Erica knocked on his door, pushing it open with her hip, her head tilted and her ruby-red lips stretched into a shit-eating grin. "The Stilinski’s are here for your one o’clock." Derek raised his head from where he had been studying the scotch in his glass tumbler. “Let them in,” he said coolly, though his calm demeanor was belied by the way his cheeks had flushed red and his hands began to sweat. "Derek." Stiles was the first one in, as usual, a tight-fitting tee underneath his signature plaid overshirt. His pale cheeks were flushed, his lips parted and shiny with spit, and he winked when he caught Derek looking. Derek’s heartbeat stuttered and Stiles smirked. They did it on purpose, Derek knew. When he had first hired them, Derek had no idea what he wanted, and he didn’t really think that getting fucked, by twin brothers, was really his thing, but when they showed up that first night, looking like one of them had just been sucked off on the way up to his apartment, Derek had gotten harder than he ever thought was possible. He hadn’t looked back since.

Noct wakes to see the sun is back, Ardyn is missing, along with the new his best friend is dead. Course what's going on is the last thing he imagined.

They have been on several dates already and Castiel has yet to regret his decision to give Dean as many chances as one could possibly hope for. They have not kissed, only hugged, and it has been hard on both of them, their bodies telling them their perfect match is right there, available and willing and within their reach.

They sat across from each other at the lawyer's oversize table, both men stiff and unforgiving.

Danny's sister, Vicki, comes to live in Hawaii with her big brother. However, she meets Steve before she knows who he is. Will these two be able to get past the fact that they liked each other before they knew who the other was? Will life block their love before it even begins? Misunderstandings may just lead to the best love either has ever known. Steve/OC

Back then when I got a humongous attraction towards Ra's Al Ghul, Silencing, ONCE AGAIN, teased me with this; "Tim has seen incredible amounts of internet porn, and then Ra’s does something to him and after he cums his brains out he’d be like “Oh THAT’S where that came from”

What can you do when in the heat of battle, you're badly injury, on the verge of unconsciousness, and then comforted by the enemy? And what can you do if they ask for a "Thank you"?

This is a king, France thinks, but does not say. This is a conqueror. We are not defeated, not in this.

Nagisa finds Haruka and Makoto at the drug store buying some…personal items.

After getting a side job as a button man for Rose(Rosie), Allen(Alastor's human name) summons Lucifer to make a deal with him so he could easily catch his victims and avoid getting injured while doing his good excuse for a job to kill more people as well as have his own little meal. But, when his mother started to get sick a year later, Allen makes an offer to the king of hell in desperation for her to see her hopes for him to come true before she passes, as well as acknowledging the confusing feelings he has been ignoring for the short king. +Previous title: In Your Honor

You finally convince Bucky to put his left hand to good use... around your throat.

In which Link spends a lot of time with Sidon, and a lot of things cause him to form a crush: Trying to catch a mysterious killer monster together? Perhaps.Being a gorgeous handsome kind enthusiastic Zora prince? A BIG probably.

Percy put his trust in Medusa, giving her a chance instead of perceiving her as the monster others did. She rewards that trust with her help. When Hades offers Percy sanctuary and Percy declines it, instead taking the quest to retrieve his helmet. During the quest, Percy gets Hades’ children out of the Lotus Hotel and brings them to Medusa, for safe-keeping. And when Sally finally leaves Gabe, with no place to go, Percy suggests that they could also stay with Medusa. These different decisions, these new relationships, are going to change Percy's life drastically.

"Ghost Riders? Seriously. I leave for a year and half of the town was taken by the Ghost Riders?" "And that's just what happened in the last three months." Chris interjected. Derek felt his stomach drop at the thought that there was more.