Morning Yoga

“What?” he says, purely because the only other response that comes to mind is “urghuh”, and comparatively, “what” sounds positively eloquent. “Cute,” Oliver repeats. “That’s the first word I’d use.” Or: Percy and Oliver have a conversation and Percy is at least 75% sure he is either dying or dreaming.

Hiccup is feeling the pressure of expectations placed on him as the future chief of Berk. Can he and Jack Frost figure out a way to have it all? They're going to need help. But first, they'll to have to survive...

In a back room at the Paris Peace Accords in 1973, Charles gets tasered instead of Raven, and it changes everything. (On Tumblr here.)

When a handsome and strange new neighbor moves in next door, Candice Brewster doesn't know what to expect until people start disappearing. Based on the 2011 remake of Fright Night.

Sally just arrived in New Rome to visit her beloved son. That seven hour flight hasn't helped her back though... Luckily for her, she's able to book a massage at the highest rated place there. Unfortunately or maybe fortunately for her, the masseur is her own son, and they've got some repressed desires for each other.

After an awkward accidental encounter at a local strip club, Castiel discovers his college roommate, Dean, has a secret career as a stripper, and their relationship begins to change and a bond begins to form. They face the joys and challenges of life together and discover along the way how deeply they've come to care for each other.

Heats weren’t what they used to be. Anymore it was like a low-grade itch, sometimes one that Sherlock didn’t even know needed scratched until John happened across it. Sometimes it was nothing more than a few moody days where Sherlock was a tetchy sonofabitch, being extra snappish and fussy until John looked at the calendar and said ‘ah’ and took Sherlock to bed. Sometimes, he’d be the one to catch on first. When that happened, it was more like it used to be. More seduction. More ‘come-take-me-to-bed.’ A spark, sometimes. A spark. ------- For BakerStMel on Twitter. Mel asked "What would omegaverse be like as they got older?" and I was like "Wow, that's an interesting question." So here is some early retirement-age Sherlock and John, learning what life is like post-andropausal.

Laslow is back, finally, from his mission. He goes out of his way to visit Xander, because he has missed him pretty desperately. It turns out, Xander has missed him just as much.

Tony gives up.

"Dean loved his brother, he really did. If he could choose between his life and Sammy's, there would be no contest. He'd sold his soul for the guy, and tried to die for him more than once, even though it never seemed to stick. But sometimes how easy things were for his brother just made Dean hate him." Takes place at the beginning of season 8, minimal spoilers through that time. Deal's with Dean's feelings of inadequacy compared to how highly he thinks of Sam. And a little gratuitous h/c because really, the boys need some.

COMPLETE. When Harry and Hermione inadvertently tumble half a century into the past, they find themselves in the same year as the notorious Head Boy, Tom Riddle. Both Harry and Hermione's courage will be tested when they are confronted by chances of romance from the most unexpected of places, and unlikely enemies hiding in the tallgrass.Lost in the past, they may well forget the way home.Not DH compliant.

Arthur is the golden boy. The son of Uther who owns about everything. He does everything to please his father, even marry a woman he does not love. Merlin is a marriage counsellor with a special gift. But he has dark secrets of his own he has to come to terms with.

Upon returning to Hogwarts for his seventh year, Harry finds that his magic is failing him. Even more disturbing to the Boy-Who-Lived is the discovery of the solution to his problem.

The team goes on vacation. As could have been expected, there is some trouble.

Xie Lian found something in himself that he thought was gone—worn away with every mistake he had made. Faith. His arms opened, and the child was hesitant—but eventually, he fell into them, his body trembling with silent sobs. "I remember you," he whispered again, voice breaking as Hong-er clung to him. I remember you. I remember you. I will always, for as long as I live, remember you. (A re-telling of TGCF where Xie Lian has his cursed shackle placed in his eyes, blinding him. And yet, through all of his struggles; there is always someone watching over him.) (MULTIPLE TRANSLATIONS AVAILABLE)

Shiro and Keith are sent on a scouting mission to see if any small alien races were in danger, but when Shiro comes back, the crew are surprised to see Keith as a child. The Voltron crew have encountered many dangerous threats, but nothing could top the challenge of parenthood. Hilarity ensues; including multiple accounts of injury-by-child. (or: the space fam dont know how to properly take care of a child- with the exception of Shiro and Lance)

Merlin visit's Dr. Arthur Pendragon's office determined to make a change for (what he thinks) is the better. Inspired by something my parents once said about Merlin's ears. Written for the camelot_drabble community on LJ as a response to the prompt, "Nervous".

Ezekiel may have asked Dean's permission to use Sam as his vessel—he may have even stolen Sam's permission with another face. But he didn't ask the one that mattered most.

These are prompt fills from Tumblr! I'll add to it as I fill more prompts!

Graves was not a good man. Not really even a nice one. He had seen, lived things no man should ever see or live. It was with this justification that he allowed such beauty in his life, crept down to Credence’s bedroom at night, peeked in to see his pale face, his blankets, thrown back in the hot New York August, his sleep shirt, crinkled and accidentally shifted to reveal his soft, pretty cock. He was only looking.*Credence is beautiful, and oblivious. Graves is increasingly desperate, and starts visiting Credence at night.

Quite frankly, Dirk is sick of the universe by now. It’s only been 10 years, 10 years of running around doing its bidding and never getting a single thing back for himself. No friends, no relationships, not even a single kiss after 10 years, no matter how many cases he solves, how many cats he returns to lost owners, or flowers he saves from evil gardeners. - Or, 4 times the Universe cockblocks Dirk Gently, and the 1 time it actually helps him.

bts + hormones = heaven Warning: Undergoing a lot of edits so some chapters are gonna be a lot better than others! Started: March 7th, 2017Ended: June 16th, 2019

The Arcobaleno, betrayed by their previous Sky, are always looking, always searching, always wondering. But days turn to weeks and weeks turn to months and months turn to years, and to search and have hope with no results is too painful, even for them, so they stop. They go on with their day-to-day lives, sometimes allowing themselves an illusion of hope before crushing it once more. It is when they cease to look, to search, to wonder, that is when she finds them. And so the strongest seven finally belong. And she does too.