Watch for Signals

"Open your presents," Dean insists, tilting his head toward the tree. "Which one first?" Sam gestures to the three that are labeled with his name in Dean's precise, all-caps handwriting. "The big one," Dean points, "The other two can wait.” “What is it, Dee?” Sam says, with a subtle, teasing pout. "Now, baby boy," Dean grits out. The paper parts with a purr, and the tape gives way under Sam's sure fingers. An unmarked white box waits within. Inside of the box is a dildo.

Ladybug and Chat Noir realize they are not wearing any underwear under their suits.

“My name is Wilhelm.” The blonde continued. He couldn't exactly say what he was thinking"Your?"“You can call me whatever you want, as long as you have money there.” The man said with a provocative smile.There was a knot forming in Wilhelm's stomach, but he forced the words out anyway. “So I need you to pretend your name is Alex.”“Alex?” The man repeated. "Serious? Now?"Wilhelm gulped as he slowly shook his head. “I... I have a proposal for you.”“I need you to be my boyfriend for a week. What’s your price?”“Make your offer, kitten, and then I’ll tell you if I’m interested or not.” Wilhelm was already regretting it, but he made an offer anyway. ------ Wilhelm is tired of seeing his relationships fail. Just when he thinks everything is fine, his boyfriend breaks up with him before his parents' birthday party. Because he feels pressured, he lies and hires a handsome boy from the show named Simon who has nothing to lose, to pose as his boyfriend. How far can this lie go? Can everything be overcome when love appears?

Loki wondered if any being--anyone, in all of Asgard’s history--had been as loathed by his so-called "soulmate."

Manaria offers Claire something to spice up her marriage with Rae. Will she take her up on it?

"How about this then, Getou." Suguru's intuition tells him to run while he can. His butt stays planted. "You can come to my practices to give me some friendly advice about my routine, and in exchange, I'll forget about pressing charges for your assault." He beams. "Good deal, right?" Suguru wants to slap him across the face. "What? You're the one who put your lips on my neck." "After you punched my arm like a truck. Come on, dude. Do you really want to ruin your hockey career right now? I don't think the sports teams in jail are very good." "You're a piece of shit," Suguru seethes. Crystal blue eyes crinkle. "And you've got seven different sticks up your ass, but who's counting?" Suguru is just a guy trying to recover from unhealed wounds of his past. Satoru is the star of their university figure skating team, embodying everything Suguru wishes he had. So when an unexpected injury brings the hockey team's captain to this supernova of a man, everything he thought he knew about his principles goes ass up. Alternatively, bratty figure skater Gojo fucks around and finds out ft. college angst and sex in places that aren’t very sanitary.

Q doesn't like hearing crying in Q branch. Especially when it's coming from one of his brokenhearted minions. What does he have to say to cheer up his depressed employee?

"Hazz" Louis purred into the sleeping man’s ear. It was 3 in the morning, Louis was glowing and he wouldn’t lie he was truly hungry, maybe he could get up and get his own food but you see, Louis was 4 months pregnant, starting to show and having a kid inside you consumed a lot of your energy … or well that was the excuse Louis had for everything. or Louis is 16 years old, Harry 22. Louis is pregnant.

Inspired by Tumblr prompt.When someone is born a little countdown on their wrist shows the time until they meet their soulmate. When Dean Winchester is born, his reads 4 years, 3 months, and 8 days. When Sam is born it shows only a few minutes, but his parents don't notice.4 years, 3 months, and 8 days. What happens then.

A month after the day of hearts, Kageyama and Oikawa return to try and overcome a few regrets.

Tony pretends to be an alpha. Then he forgets he had been pretending. One thing he remembers is Steve. Steve tries to help out in his old fashioned, ethically strict way. Tony likes making big gestures. He has never been subtle.

When you return to Hogwarts for your sixth year you're carrying more than just your trunk--you have a horrible secret. You're a werewolf now. Dumbledore makes the arrangements, but suggests that you befriend Remus Lupin. You/Remus

Once there was a girl named Veronica, and she lost her best friend in a flash of blood, chlorine and grief. AU based on this prompt: Logan/Veronica, they were together from the start.

Anon prompted: blaine at the gym working out with his toddler (like having the toddler sit on back or chest while he does push-ups or something) and women at the gym are checking him out and gossiping and kurt comes to visit and hears the women and stakes his claim on his man :)

If anyone asks, Junpei is technically spending Christmas Eve with a girl. It's just not anything like a date.

You became his best-friend and supported and helped him get the girl of his dreams, but since when did you begin to feel this terrible burning pain at the sight of him in an others arms?

Dean owns a bakery and Castiel loves his pie. This could be such a cute little bakery love story – if it weren’t for the fact that one was a retired hunter and the other one a powerful witch. There’s also the matter of the black little cat Dean finds in front of his bakery one cold and rainy night. Not to forget the crazy witch on the loose, ripping out other witches’ hearts.

Regina has a secret sexual relationship with Emma, causing the Queen to become obsessed with her. Reginacentric

“What?” he says, purely because the only other response that comes to mind is “urghuh”, and comparatively, “what” sounds positively eloquent. “Cute,” Oliver repeats. “That’s the first word I’d use.” Or: Percy and Oliver have a conversation and Percy is at least 75% sure he is either dying or dreaming.

In which Sokka tries to get Zuko to relax and succeeds a little too well.

Opening up a yoga studio could turn out to be the best decision of Tony's life. That is, if he doesn't die from sexual frustration first.

As far as Dean is concerned, Cas is perfect in every single way. Except one. Cas is an alpha, just like Dean, and thanks to their alpha biology, it's almost impossible for them to be together, even though they're truemates. No matter how much they research or what they try, nothing seems to cover up the wrong scent that comes from two alphas being so close for so long. Until Dean finds out about a new medical procedure that'll make him genetically an omega. But, as with many things that Dean does, he hadn't really thought this through very well. The transition from alpha to omega is... difficult to say the least. Not exactly painful, but every time he turns around there's some new bit of awkwardness he has to deal with. But he can finally be with Cas without the smell making him feel awful, so it'll be worth it, right? ~~~ This fic contains descriptions of Dean physically turning from an alpha into an omega. The process will actually be described and not just glossed over. Omegas have female sexual characteristics in this universe. If the thought of any of that squicks you, please don't bother reading this.

Ron thinks Rose's birthday present would look great on Hermione.

Tenma Tsukasa ★ ✔️ @tenmatsukasa • 9hRui??? what do you mean we drifted off??? we just called for around 3 hours yesterday?? :( Rui clips @ruiclips • 1htimestamp: 16:59 18.5K Retweets 11.4K Quote Tweets 79K Likes — Kusanagi Nene ✔️ @wxsdiva: What happened now…? Alternatively; Future RuiKasa twt au wherein Actor Tenma Tsukasa and Director Kamishiro Rui reveal their close relationship with each other as "Best friends". Except everyone but them notices the obvious romantic tension between them that's been simmering for 7 years, and slowburn mutual pining ensues. includes but is not limited to: Many "platonic" kisses, a great amount of denial, and "we're just bestfriends" (courtesy of tsukasa's deflection)

Or: Fuck Treasure Island, And Also Actual History, And Probably Season Four Canon, Too "He is so terribly in love with you," Madi murmurs to him from out of nowhere, sitting easy in the curve of his arm in the shade of their small porch.

Thor had said, "It's not a marriage," and Tony would prove that true enough. (Soulmate AU)

When Hades imprisons Percy in the Underworld he's actually stuck there. Four years with only Nico for company.

This time, they don't have Morse to solve the riddle. This time, Morse doesn't have them for back up.