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A lazy Sunday in bed with Oliver and Felicity should be everything Tommy wants, except, he wants more. Tommy hopes he can give them the proper incentives to take the next step in their relationship.

After witnessing a group of women practicing pole dancing, Nobara and Yuuji made a bet. Yuuji's honor is on the line, since he claimed he would dance on the pole easily without any actual experience. No one expected the results, not even the present dance instructor. This was the first bet that started the chaos. Or: How Yuuji showed everyone his new-found pole dancing skills only to prove his point.

Collection of Kacchako oneshots/drabbles from prompts (plus Or You'll What)

When they were younger, before high school and the Reynolds twins and popularity and all that other teenage bullshit factored in, Mac and Charlie were pretty much inseparable.

“You’re refusing my hand in marriage! In what parallel universe is that not personal?!” Merlin is a single father working for his uncle’s newspaper. Arthur is in line to be the youngest CEO with a father who wishes him married with the possibility of offsprings in the future.

Dean really, really wants to see Cas' wings.

Just as the title says.

Louis never auditioned for the X-Factor. Years later, Harry's just another gay ex-boybander who lives alone with his cat... until Niall decides to take matters into his own hands and set up a profile for Harry on a dating website.

A cold and stormy night in the New Zealand winter has Richard's worrywart tendencies flaring up. Though not, perhaps, for no reason.

War is over. Voldemort defeated. Hermione Granger is back at Hogwarts for her Eighth Year. It’s where she belongs. Isn’t it? Hermione is having nightmares. A certain sandy haired Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor might be the one to soothe them away, but our favourite werewolf has his own problems. Very slow burn / Will-they-won’t-they (they will).

Kaitlynn Grace was an ordinary, 15-year-old girl. At least, she thought she was. But when SHIELD hand picks her for a special project, it is soon revealed that nothing in her life has been random. The further she digs into this mystery, the more she realizes there are some things that should, perhaps, be left unknown. Before she even realizes what's happening, a secret is revealed that throws her whole world into chaos. When secrets of her past come to light, can she trust any of the ones she thought she knew? *In the process of editing older chapters - Major rewrites

A serial rapist is targeting a popular Honolulu nightclub and the team set out to catch him before he can claim another victim.

A Beast lived in the Castle, it was well-known. A demon spewed by the shadows, a wretched being of evil that demanded a tribute each year. An Offering and a Name. Always both if the village was to be spared forever. Just an Offering if the village was to be spared another year. Kuroko had always known the day would one day come when he would be presented as Offering. When he would pass the borders of the forest and the iron wrought gates. But when such a moment would occur, it would do so on his own terms.

After claiming another beast from the influence of Calamity Ganon, Link longs for the company of Prince Sidon.

Max truly hates Formula One race weekends. Running his own coffee shop isn’t going to make him rich any time soon, but it is enough for the quiet life he so desperately wanted when he ran away from home at fourteen without ever looking back. Unfortunately, not even his wonderful friends who were willing to jump onto a sinking ship just to keep Max company as he drowned changed the fact that his week was going to be hell. or: in a world where max has tried his very damn best to leave the world of formula one in the past, it comes stumbling back into his life one thursday in august and reels him back in.

The moment he presented as an Omega at eleven, was the moment his life was forever changed. A strange Alpha by the name of Lord V came to Privet Dr., claiming that Harry belonged to him as payment for a debt his father had incurred. Uncle Vernon wasted no time in handing the young Harry over to the Alpha. For the past ten years Harry has been forced to preform at the Omega Whore House known as Death Mark, untouched by Lord V's orders. As Harry works to try and buy his freedom back, he learns that since he was fourteen he had been promised to an Alpha by the name of Draco Malfoy, whose father, Lucius Malfoy, is a business partner to Lord V. Now Harry must keep his hope alive of getting his freedom if he wants to escape this new life for him. Will Harry and Draco learn things about each other's past that starts to bring them together, or will it keep them at war with each other?

Harry lifted the boy slightly in his lap to line his cock up with his entrance. And then the boy felt the huge swarthy shaft of a man enter his baby pink pussy with a single thrust! “Ow! Wha-what-” or Draco shows his favorite teacher new underwear, and then he fucks his little holes.

After math of Jeremiah's betrayal, Kara wants to make things right with Alex after their fight. They agree to meet at the park even tho it's late. But Kara mistakes a stranger for Alex.

Upon returning to Zora's Domain Link worries Sidon will leave him behind. But here he finally learns how to say what he really needs to.

There was a lot going on in Possum Springs recently. Not for Mae of course, but for everyone else in town. It was all moving so fast winter became a snowy, chilly blur. With Gregg and Angus focusing on “The Plan”, Bea taking over her father’s store, and her parents trying to save the house, Mae thought now would be as good a time as any to sort herself out and rekindle her own plans for the future (maybe).Needless to say, the resurfacing of unsettling dreams and cryptic visions weren’t necessarily helping matters. Oh, and being kidnapped by a vengeful (and surprisingly extensive) cult certainly wasn’t helping things, either. Meanwhile in the woods, deep beneath the earth, a hungry darkness hums a haunting tune. And Mae can't get it out of her head.

Cas' favorite thing in the world is the scent of *happy omega.*

When you move as much as you and your family do, you can’t expect to make long-term friends. And the only people you can rely on are your brothers. Truth be told, they are the only ones you need in your life. And when you are stuck with them 24/7, you quickly realize how bad you need them.

He stood there with a smile, cute bunny teeth on show between parted lips as fingers danced around with the piece in his left ear, the other holding the microphone down by his hip which moved with aborted little sways as the music was counted down around. The notes of the song starting, just waiting for his voice to join at the right cue. He was beautiful in every way in which Stiles could think, sharp lines of cheek bones and a jaw covered in a shadow of stubble, short enough to look sexy and just long enough to feel heavenly...well that's what Stiles thought it might of felt like.To say that he wasn't captivated by the man would to be a lie, his eyes followed every move the man made, like a infant would when they find color and movement brand new, their eyes following in fear of missing something as they learn and Stiles was learning, he was learning the way Derek would shimmer under the lights, muscles shifting under clothing as Lydia danced beside him.

What if Jyn walked away from Scarif? What if the rebellion excommunicated her? What if Cassian Andor let her escape? Jyn on the run, Bohdi Rook imprisoned, Chirrut and Baze in the wind…things didn’t go as Cassian Andor planned and now he must reassemble the Rogue One crew. But will Jyn even want to come back to fight the greatest evil the galaxy has ever known? “In a kinder universe, she would have walked away from Scarif. I cannot imagine who she would have become, but I think she would have been extraordinary.”

Legolas waits in a dungeon for his keeper. His hands are bound behind his back and his heart is racing.

Lance didn't know what he was looking for, and he wasn't really searching either. But then Keith had to come and remind him. And boy, did he.