A Little Off the Top

Every once a month or so, Liam gets in this mood.

Various stories with two or more chapters in the Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler) world. Plots, characters and pairings vary.

It's weird. It should not be weird, Castiel thinks. He and Dean have been engaging in their… business transactions for well over a year.

He wasn’t sure what it was, exactly, or if it even had a proper name, but it was suffocating him. --- Prompt: Depressed!Lance having a major depressive episode and setting the gladiator simulation thing on its highest setting and letting it beat the shit out of him. - Edit: this is a warning to potential readers that this fic started as a one-shot and was not planned out at all. I worked on it until I was no longer motivated to do so and then ended it. I don't want anyone to go into it expecting a satisfying ending that wraps everything up, especially since I've seen a not so nice bookmark about it. Also, just a reminder that the author can see what you put in your bookmarks. Please be kind.

↑ 1124 How do two dudes decide who will pop the question... Asking for a friend submitted 2 weeks ago by goldenbun

Merlin is the last to know anything. So he isn't surprised when he is the last to know that Arthur Pendragon is going to be using Ealdor as the location for his next film. Nor is he surprised the entire town is mocking him. He did use to date the blonde in uni after all. Too bad they don't actually believe him. Things are about to get very interesting around here.

Future rulers from all over the world attend the Françoise Dupont Academy for Royalty and Nobility, and unfortunately for Prince Kim of the kingdom of Lê Chiến, he soon realizes that his reckless personality makes being a good prince very difficult for him indeed – especially when the state of the world declines so much that one wrong move could result in a global war. Chaos ensues.

This is a first, Artemis waiting on some one. And a date no less. Hopefully this won't be as pointless as she thinks.

Moon Butterfly's world comes to a screeching halt and she can do nothing but watch as it crumbles into dust around her, knowing that no matter what she does can never truly save the ashes.

Violet Sorrengail is DONE. She's done being the dutiful youngest daughter of Senator Lilith Sorrengail. She's done trying to be the perfect girlfriend. She's done living up to everyone else's expectations. In need of a fresh start, she packs her bags - and her secrets - and moves to Brooklyn with her estranged brother, Brennan, to start over. Things are off to a great start when she has a hot one-night stand - until she realizes the handsome stranger is none other than one of her brother's best friends, Xaden Riorson. Things are complicated enough - they do not want Brennan to find out - but when Brennan asks Xaden to protect his sister, things get infinitely more complex. Everyone has secrets. And no secret stays buried forever. Even ones that could bring down the government.

Sherlock's mother invites him over every Christmas. Usually, he screws the ridiculous, Ivory coloured invite up and throws it behind the sofa, and proceeds to sulk for at least the next 48 Hours. This year, something made him hesitate.

This isn’t happening. Alec watches, dumbstruck, as the peacekeepers pull Max from the crowd. The little boy is too frozen in shock to move. It’s his first reaping, the odds were in his favor, he’s not the one who was supposed to be picked. This. Isn’t. Happening.

Hatake apparently are an endangered species, and Konoha is not helping that. Plus, mom asked her to get under the Protection of the Hatakes. Which they can't give in this depressed state. Well. No choice but to kidnap them away from this dump and to a place where they can thrive and actually take care of her like mom wanted, you know. Little five-years old Kakashi is the best bet to start with. The dad should follow after, even if he's stupidly depressed. Sakumo looks like a good dad. He'll come and retrieve his son. Raiden just has to be far enough from the shit dump that is Konoha by then. And four years-old's legs don't run that fast. Nor five years old's. They will have to be crafty. At least little Kakashi doesn't look to put out by his abduction at the hands of a younger child. He's being a model hostage! Best read after checking up meeceisme's The many lives of Hatake Raiden Series.

“You know, we could always …” And then Kyle wasn’t smiling either. Stan knew he had to say something else, and fast. It was easy: I’m kidding. I’m fucking with you. But it didn’t come out that way: “Like other guys in our grade haven’t.” Kyle looked like he was going to either shatter into a million pieces or kill him, because it was a fine line, and he just said, "Only once."

The same carbon atoms, depending on its configuration, can form diamond, or graphite. Or Betty is very good at chemistry.

Tony was just trying to help. Everyone knows that. No one is mad. Except Tony. Tony is really, really mad.

England. 1812. The Stark family, disinherited by circumstance, come to a quiet village in Devon to grieve the passing of Ned and to rebuild their life upon nothing but two hundred pounds per annum. However. With a young woman whose taste for knights fades when faced with a Byronic anti-hero, a solemn-eyed reverend who may never love anything more than books, a guilt-struck lord who does terrible things for the greatest of causes, and a young and strangely whiskerless lieutenant who, unknown to his dashing major, is not as he seems, how could anyone even consider the village to be boring? A tale of war, pic-nics, barouche-landaus, Spaniards, smuggling, shipwrecks, Byronic poetry, gossip, and, above all, romance.

This isn’t something that she’s ever really fantasized about, not in any real detail; on the rare occasions when Archie wasn’t the star of her inner mind’s show, the girls that floated into her head were always anonymous, composed of ever-changing facial features that were usually hidden beneath a thick layer of hair or buried between her legs. She has a feeling that, if things keep going the way they are, the girl in her fantasies is going to have a very familiar face. Or: the one where Betty and Veronica share a bed at a sleepover and share their second kiss (and then some).

Broken, sealed, it doesn't matter which. Reborn leaves Hayato and Tsuna in the middle of nowhere. Neither come back the same. Nor will the Mafia quite know what hit it.

“So Josh, do you know why I called you in here?” Tyler starts. Josh closes his eyes and takes a deep breath before replying, “because I accidentally sent you a dick pic?” Tyler looks visibly surprised, he stops pouring his glass of wine when he sees the nervous look on Josh's face. “Accidentally?”-Based off of this tumblr post.-Title from the song "Broke" By Børns.

Draven has known Cassian since before he started shaving; he’s seen Cassian broken and bleeding and quietly lamenting a colony of zits breaking out on his forehead after the fifteen-year-old couldn’t shower for a week on a mission. This familiarity means one thing: Draven understands the chances of Cassian Andor admitting the flush coloring his cheeks, the cough escaping his lungs, and the tired slip of his eyelids during his report means he’s ill are slim to none. In which Cassian returns home from his most recent mission feeling under the weather but loathe to admit it, and Jyn finds herself with a clingy Rebellion Captain on her hands

Lance was always sure of who he was. Paladin. Hero. Boyfriend. And most important: Human.But when the most important thing about him turns out to be very different than he thought, he worries about how everyone else will be affected. It's a good thing he's got Shiro as his boyfriend to help him through the discovery.

“oscar, lando has crashed out at turn 16 and is into the barriers.” the radio is muffled and fuzzy but the message is clear. except, he didn’t need to be told at all. he already feels it. or soulmates can feel each other’s pain, and oscar realizes his las vegas grand prix hurts a hell lot.

Satoru and Yuuji have lived together for some time now, hiding from the world that the boy is still alive. They train, Satoru works, Yuuji does chores and cooks... Hm. Let's make it more interesting, shall we? Satoru remembered that Yuuji likes to gamble and... He came up with a great punishment for losing the bet! Or: How Yuuji became Gojou Satoru’s wife for one entire day, and how it came back to bite the man.

Heda’s right hand and greatest General Anya has chosen Raven as her Omega mate during the Presentation ritual, and Anya can't stop the feels. Includes Clexa and some Clexa sex. Sequel to Present.

Ruby is a guy of perfection. He admires beauty in all its forms. It explains why he is a contest master. His talent not only applies in contests, which are often perfect, but also in his plans and strategies. However, a perfect plan doesn't always mean it'll flow like he wants to. How will he cope with the lack of perfection? Warning: Too much fluff.