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Deadpool kills people for a living. Everyone knows that. What, did Spider-Man miss the memo or something while he was out prancing around in form-fitting spandex? Who the hell shows up at a mercenary's house in the dead of night looking for medical attention? Well, someone's gotta save his (great) ass. Guess it's up to Deadpool now.

Shiro freezes. He doesn’t want to stop this moment, but he also doesn’t… want that. Not right now. He almost says yes just for the look on Matt’s face, but he knows he’ll regret it. So with all the heaviness of someone recounting a natural disaster, he shakes his head and murmurs, “Not tonight.” ------ Or: 5 times Shiro turned down sex, and 1 time he initiated it

Stiles Stilinski has no idea how hot he became during his first few months in college, finally growing into his lanky limbs. And Derek.Cannot.Handle.It.Like.A.Proper.Person.(I'm shit at summaries soz)

Pepper introduced Steve to Tony, Tony asked Steve if he wanted to see a movie and then everything went happily from there. (Inspired by how Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka met each other.)

Feel free to request. Might do lemons. Also, unless a requester specifies otherwise, these will usually be written as opposite-gender pairs (though feel free to visualize it however you want) because that's just how I'm used to writing. So if you want something different, or a triangle or something request away!

Taeyong learns how much he enjoyed Sicheng's teeth on him.

Based on the prompt: "During a run/pickup Jesse is attacked from behind and almost assaulted but Mike swoops in and saves him. Afterwards Jesse is more shaken than he thought he'd be. Mike helps him deal." Rating for attempted non-con.

Lillian walks in on Supergirl and Lena, and she doesn't exactly like it.Kara gets protective.

Even that which looks so sweet can leave a deadly sting. A tale of two aurors, an unlikely partnership who are expected to present great success. An organization is search of salvation and a few impossible faces appear in unexpected places a long this journey of love, loss and tragedy. Twists and turns make for a roller coaster ride as you fall in love with our striking protagonist Rose Weasley, the girl who has both everything and nothing to loose instantaneously.

Harry and Fleur can’t stay away from one another as lust and love always draw them in, but they know it is only a matter of time before their affair becomes public knowledge and chaos will follow.

Felicity discovers that she is pregnant with Oliver's baby after a one-night stand but he's lost at sea, perhaps even dead. Starts Pre-Island where Felicity, Oliver, Tommy, and Laurel are all friends.

He didn't tell them; they had to figure it out on their own.(Takes place directly after the events of Movie 6, "Baron Omatsuri and the Secret Island.")

Her visa was up. He offered to help. That's what friends are for -right?

Friggin' witches! Cas, Balthazar, and Gabriel are cursed by a witch during a hunt. They now occupy the bodies of toddlers. Sam and Dean head to Bobby's to try and break the curse. But until then, they're stuck with three emotional, eating, sleeping, tiny, adorable angels. Based loosely on vickjawn's bb!verse, all rights for the original idea go to her.

Wally left his uncle alone for ten minutes.

"We're running low on food, water, and overall enthusiasm." -Bubbie the whale

In Which Karkat Vantas Finds His Ashen Quadrant Filling Itself, Somewhat Against His Wishes, Leaving Him With A Small Mountain Of What The Fuck Do I Do Now? An exploration of what "ashen" looks like, being romance, platonic, black, and conciliatory all at once.

Getting a call from home is generally welcome, though it’s unusual for it to be in the middle of the day. Apparently though, someone sent the Kent farm a whole truckload of tires with a special request that Clark himself sign for it, someone going by the name Red Hood. Takes place between Ch. 4 and Ch. 5 of Brother of the Fucking Year

My kid said your name before he said Daddy because you've been around forever, and I really shouldn't be mad but I am.AKA I love ignoring all canon

Lord Lucius recieves the sweetest gift of all from his friends, a darling little boy. CHAN, Non-Magic AU, a kind-of re-telling of '120 Days of Sodom'

Arya and Gendry both show up to a Halloween party without costumes and find themselves victims of an elaborate matchmaking scheme concocted by their friends.

Dean Winchester's life as an English professor is fairly uncomplicated. His nights are spent watching reruns of Doctor Sexy and having the occasional one night stand--two things that nobody can make him feel badly about, not even Sam. When a certain blue-eyed author in an ill-fitting trench coat is assigned to work with his class, Dean suddenly finds himself accidentally dating a stripper, becoming attached to a guinea pig, discovering that Sam is a fangirl, drunk texting his crush in the middle of the night and maybe, just maybe learning that the messy things in life are worth fighting for.

Rose gets a little high. Also some hospital angst, because I can't help myself. **Added a second chapter because high Rose was too much fun to write.

He let his mouth linger, let his teeth press lightly against that scarred knot of skin. First the hospital for the criminally insane, then the treatment, the wetwiring, the fighting, had piled the scars onto Hannibal. He'd gotten through life until then with firm skin, just the old break in his arm marring his skin. Will remembered Hannibal un-marred, when he'd been in his full glory. "How do you feel this morning?"

You where a poor college student, so being a test subject for a clinical trial for some extra cash didn't seem all that bad. Until you found yourself 60 years in the future. Being turned into a super soldier for a mercanary group.(Updated weekly, as work and school allow).

Lance has nightmares that causes a training injury. Keith has the solution to his problems. ((a tumblr prompt that I felt would be better on it's own because it ended up being 2300 words and Im dying))