Umbridge's Shitty Detention

Team RWBY lives in the Roman Republic. Life ensues.

Carina Deluca thought she had a good relationship until she is literally swept off her feet by another woman in a freak accident. Now, she sees the blonde woman everywhere she goes, even her dreams. What does it mean? Or An alternative story about how Carina and Maya meet, with Carina being the chaser.

Albus still didn't fully understand what magic young Lily had wrought that night. At the time, he'd only been grateful her noble sacrifice had earned them peace, however temporary. He should have looked into it deeper. He should have done something. Unknowingly, long dead, that arrogant girl might just have ruined everything.

Takano is alone. He lives his life surrounded by people who constantly walk in and out of it. That's until he meets the mermaid that washes up on the beach.

Set during season four. After a fierce battle with Ethan Rayne Xander is struck by a stray blast cast by Willow, it breaks down the barriers inside his mind unleashing the two spirits that have been joined with him.

“Clarke.” His voice is choked and leaves her feeling a little shaken. “I thought I almost lost you, today.” She swallows past a lump in her throat while her eyes trail over the rest of him. Bellamy gently wraps his hand around her forearm and slides it down slowly until he engulfs the back of her hand with his palm, “I’m still here.” His breath tickles her forearm and warmth radiates from every place his skin touches hers. It feels like heaven in the palm of her hand.

Alhaitham first noticed the changes in Kaveh’s scent in the midst of their slumber. Something definitely wasn’t right. It couldn’t be just him imagining things…right?

Oscar should’ve known.Oscar should’ve known, from the very first second he saw him. Perhaps he was shocked, after not seeing Lando for the last 15 years, some details flew over his head, but everything was so clear now… Lando’s plump lips and his perfect cupid’s bow, his vivid ocean eyes and doll eyelashes, his perfectly curled hair, the way his honeyed skin glistened under the evening sun, or his heart shaped smile when he laughed. It was all so clear … but Oscar couldn’t make sense out of his friend’s ethereal beauty up until now. Lando is standing right in front of him, pure white wings displayed gracefully on his back, delicate feathers slowly falling on their living room’s floor. Oscar stares in awe, and Lando stares back, confused. “You— you can see me ?” or in which cupid lacks love, and Oscar’s got the heart eyes.

Emma and Regina have been having a movie night for months now, and Emma's been hiding a secret from Regina the entire time. She's been performing a concealing spell to hide the fact that every time they curl up to watch a movie, she ends up in a raging hard-on. What happens when Regina discovers Emma's secret? Spoiler alert: Porn happens. This is porn. This has been turned into a fic. After sleeping together twice, Regina finds herself carrying a little part of Emma inside of her for the next 9 months... what happens when a terrified Regina realises she must tell Emma that she is pregnant?

He couldn’t recall Arthur’s face anymore, or his voice, his smile; it had all vanished. The one person that he had loved more than anything, the person he would always remain loyal to, and he couldn’t even put a face to the name.

I am terrible at making short summaries or titles. To be short:Ace was a slave, and Marco bought him at one auction. I am writing this for Dom Marco/Sub Ace, and Master Marco/ Slave Ace. Ace wanted to come, but as an unbounded slave, he couldn't do it himself. And, a bit kinky love between Master Marco and Slave Ace. It is going to be a happy ending, I promise.

Tony Stark, chronic insomniac, mildly paranoid, barely escapes with his life after encounters with the world's most terrifying assassin.Or, How Tony Found Out About Bucky’s Blog.

A prince forced to abandon his homeland and birthright. Will stop at nothing to reclaim what was once his no matter the consequences. An alpha dominated society is no easy feat for an orphan omega, especially when he is taken and mated to a mysterious alpha on the run out for revenge with more secrets than he can count. MxM, M-preg, Dom/Sub undertones.

Hannibal was stubborn, independent, and Will had always loved that about him, but there were times, times like these, in the midst of heat, in the midst of such a thorough breeding, when lessons in submission were necessary.

Hello fellow human! So you’ve gone and complicated your life with WEREWOLVES! Whether by accident or intentional, your life has now changed irrevocably. But relax. I’m here to help you. As a fragile member of Homo sapiens who has spent years running with a pack (to the point that I am married to a werewolf) I have taken the liberty of explaining some of the more important gestures, vocalizations, habits and other oddities that come part and parcel with your lycanthrope friends. Whether you’re dating one, living with one, related to one or have had one next door, my definitive guide to speaking wolf will have you interacting with your furry friends in no time at all! Is that howl angry, sad or plain wistful? No problem! Can’t tell the difference between a huff and a growl? Relax! Is that a nuzzle or a sniff? Be confused no more! Read on, and communicate with your lycanthropes as if you were one yourself!

John's POV while Sherlock is deducing. Title's nicked from Les Miserables "ABC Cafe/Red and Black"

Summary:Park Jimin has been throwing up flower petals he can’t identify but he knows what the Hanahaki disease is, knows he has it and knows that it’s Min Yoongi he loves. The petals are beautiful just like the boy he loves—he just wishes he knew what to call them. Jimin doesn’t want the surgery and doesn’t want to die—why can’t he just continue living and loving Yoongi from afar? While Yoongi knows his gift doesn’t seem to function properly around Namjoon he’s also learning it doesn’t behave well around Jimin either. OrYoonmin and Taekook discover nocturnal activities, Seokjin is happy as shit, Namjoon’s head is going to explode and Hoseok wants a puppy...

He just wants Cas. Just wants this whole thing to be done and over with because he’s been Cas’s since the Alpha first laid eyes on him years ago when they were children. Dean had known that if he was ever going to have a mate, belong to an Alpha, it was going to be Cas. Cas who treated him like an equal, who stood too close to him and who baked him pie for his birthday. Cas who had gotten down on one knee. Stared up at him with those blue eyes and asked softly, “Will you marry me?” voice full of emotion and love.

Captured. Concussed. Crying. Pidge's had better days. But not better friends.

Justin Taylor is a young and rich CEO that Brian becomes determined to add to the Kinnetik portfolio. Even before meeting the young man, he becomes hungry for much more. What happens when the ultimate top more than meets his match?

The Eleventh Doctor is working on the TARDIS when he breaks the Transmultiplier Displacement Mechanism, causing him to switch bodies with his Tenth's Duplicate. Started out as crack!fic...but it has morphed since then.

Sexsomnia effects a small percentage of sufferers of parasomnias like sleepwalking. It's well known that Shouta's sleep habits suffer because of his stressful schedule. But neither he nor Mic knew it could lead to this...