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Loki hasn't been seen for nearly a year. The Avengers and SHIELD are worried he's plotting something big. When energy spikes lead them to an abandoned base, they are not prepared for what they find inside. Inside, they find Loki, only they are in what is obviously a nursery. Based on a prompt from NorseKink.

Link defeats that pesky Lynel that has been plaguing the Zora people. Though he doesn't come out unscathed, far from it actually. Luckily there's a handsome Zora price to keep him company while he recovers.

Katsuki is on a rescue mission when an unfamiliar scent pierces the chaos. He obsessively searches for the source.

Steve is being reckless again, so Sam calls in Tony. Inspired by this: http://kaciart.tumblr.com/post/145575000443

Castiel wants to try something new in bed. Dean is all for it. Cas is not disappointed, not at all. Or,The one where Cas wants to be handcuffed, roughes up, and blindfolded, and Dean is too eagre to make his fantasy come true.

A 20 chapter long drabble series revolving around you, Kanda, and his bed sheets. I tried my best to keep him in character. Enjoy! (:Reader x Yu Kanda (Complete)

How can you have a secret Vegas wedding and not get married by Elvis? [Or, Betty and Jughead eloped and this is their wedding night]

A long time ago, King Valentine, of the rich kingdom of Alicante, attacked the southerner kingdoms. He searched for triumph and annihilation, for uniting the realm under his rule and his alone. Instead of the easy victory, though, the greedy king found defeat and death, for the four kingdoms united for the first time in history, forging the Downworlder Alliance. As a result, the great families of the north were forced to deliver their firstborns to the Kings and Queens of the Downworlder Alliance, and so ensure their fielty and crush any further rebellions before they even sparkled. Only, boring history lessons had always annoyed the Prince of Darkness and heir to the Kingdom of Edom, Magnus Bane. As the anniversary of his Mark Day arrives and with it the Victory Tournament, he figures the only good thing the Mortal War really brought was his father’s hostage, the quiet Alec Lightwood, eldest son to the once great Lightwoods of Alicante. Good could become great, though. Magnus needs only figure out a way to get that boy away from the practicing arena and into his bed. After all, he couldn’t possibly celebrate his day of honor without a suitable gift, could he?

Light tries to play a Halloween trick on L, and ends up throwing a wrench into his own plans instead.

Mob coming in looking absolutely exhausted was bad, but finding out exactly why was even worse.

A porno-rama of AU and not so AU ficlets. Intended to survey the vast world of Sherlock fandoms from Omega-verse to Lamplock. Including some novel alternate universes in between.Stories include classical pairings such as Johnlock and Mystrade and neo-classicals such as Sherstrade and Johncroft. Along with many appearances by beloved characters and out of the box pairings. If a couple isn't your cup of tea, you can skip to the next fic! It's fantastic! What are you waiting for? An invitation? Free porn!(Now accepting prompts)

Set during early S1. Oliver brings Connor to a work party and his co-workers make a shitty joke at Oliver’s expense.

Y/N is set on not going to the Lonely Hearts party with Wanda and Nat. After a humiliating breakup in front of the team, she wants to get through this Valentine’s Day as quickly and painlessly as possible. That is until Bucky helps convince her that the party may not be a bad idea after all.

Hello fellow human! So you’ve gone and complicated your life with WEREWOLVES! Whether by accident or intentional, your life has now changed irrevocably. But relax. I’m here to help you. As a fragile member of Homo sapiens who has spent years running with a pack (to the point that I am married to a werewolf) I have taken the liberty of explaining some of the more important gestures, vocalizations, habits and other oddities that come part and parcel with your lycanthrope friends. Whether you’re dating one, living with one, related to one or have had one next door, my definitive guide to speaking wolf will have you interacting with your furry friends in no time at all! Is that howl angry, sad or plain wistful? No problem! Can’t tell the difference between a huff and a growl? Relax! Is that a nuzzle or a sniff? Be confused no more! Read on, and communicate with your lycanthropes as if you were one yourself!

With the Fall Formal right around the corner, Sunset Shimmer is more confident than ever that she'll be taking everything she desires. She's so cocky and so arrogant, in fact, that doesn't even bother to acknowledge the people she's treating like garbage. One such person, Ms. Cheerilee, has finally had enough. Thankfully Vice Principal Luna stands in solidarity with the school librarian, and together they have quite the ultimatum for Sunset Shimmer. Do what they say, or the Fall Formal won't ever come to pass.

In some ways, Ryuunosuke could be so childish; especially when it came to his choice of fruits.

Gabriel had been viscerally aware of the birth of his true vessel nearly four decades ago, a bright burst of light manifesting in his consciousness. He had successfully distanced himself from his brethren for millennia, but the presence of a true vessel always signalled events of significance to come. Gabriel needed a new vessel, and his best option turned out to be one John Watson, dying in Afghanistan and praying desperately.

Angel felt himself float, infatuated with the hope that Husk felt something, anything for him, and would continue to grant him this comfort. Angel just wanted it to last. And it did. Husk let him drape his arm around his shoulder and pull him into a flirty side hug. And outside on the streets or relaxing in the front lobby, Angel found that Husk’s wings began to fall over him impulsively, keeping him close and keeping the cruelness of hell away from the both of them. It was more often than most Husk and Angel would be the last to go to sleep, mostly because Angel got back so late–yet Husk was always waiting for him when he got home. On those nights where Angel was too tired to walk up the stairs just yet, Husk would sit him down at the couches and hand him a cold glass of whiskey. They’d talk until Angel’s voice was low and tired, and real. Or; Angel and Husk's love language is touch. They seriously can't keep their hands to themselves and this begins to cross some boundaries, begging the question: what were they? Could two shitty addicts perhaps be good for each other? Or or; Pure huskerdust fluff!!!!

Tony Stark is a brilliant man when he uses his brain, a hero when he wears his armor, and an unstoppable force when he wraps himself up to be a human burrito or 5+1 times Human burrito Tony Stark united alien gods, avengers, villains, and Shield

Mickey finds out Ian has known Ukrainian the whole time when Iggy and Mandy tease him about Ian's dick while eating with Fiona and Lip.

You accidentally fall asleep while reading and your lovely Tom comes to help you into bed.

There's something in the air, something's coming. Bruce intends to be prepared, even if no one else can see the signs.

“Jyn,” he starts, then realizes he’s still got her hand twisted up in his own and drops it. He fidgets for a second, hands going to rest on his waist and then letting them fall. “Bodhi’s probably not coming back until later. The Skywalkers' place is like 45 minutes from here in the suburbs. You can wait here until Bodhi gets in touch with you, if he does. In the meantime, you can come inside and crash on my couch if you have to. I am not letting you sleep on the floor just because you’re locked out of your apartment.” Cassian stumbles upon a tired and frustrated Jyn, locked out of her apartment. He invites her to stay at his place for the night. They share a couch, some feelings, and the night’s events turn out to involve quite a bit more than just a neighborly favor.

It's a dead dove do not eat fic. Read at your own risk. Lol anyways..Jimin has a pussy and Jungkook, Jimin's roomate might have accidentally looked at it.

“So, I've got this question,” Tony says when he walks into the Avengers' living room this morning, “and feel free to ignore me if, y'know, I'm talking crazy here, but have any of you spontaneously burst into song lately?” There is a moment of total silence. Then Natasha curses in Russian and Clint bursts out with “I knew there was something off with those back-up singers!” Steve says nothing, but he blushes, and Thor claims that he noticed nothing out of the ordinary, as he tends to spontaneously burst into song anyway. Or, the one where New York falls under a musical spell and that is not nearly as much fun as it sounds like.

A what-if tale... What if elder Spock hadn't been the only one to go through the black hole. What if Jim, or Jane Kirk in this case had followed after him. Or... The tale of how Bones ends up delivering his older, female, pregnant best friend's baby.