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Don't Bang the Babysitter
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Don't Bang the Babysitter

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naruto (anime & manga) uchiha sasuke Naruto Uzumaki Uchiha Sasaki (OC) Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto age gap modern au breeding kink Top Uzumaki Naruto bottom Uchiha Sasuke single parent uchiha sasuke naruto is in college safe, sane, and consensual more like porn with (too much) plot
“Hey, Sasuke?” Naruto’s voice was timid. Sasuke huffed to let him know he was listening. “I need to talk to you about something.” Here? Now? Is he fucking kidding? Who breaks up with someone after sex? Who breaks up with someone after sex in their own home? Who breaks up with someone after sex in their own home on Valentine’s day? Single father Uchiha Sasuke thought he was above dating. His whole world was his son, and he preferred to keep it that way. Why bother with dating when it only served to complicate things? Or so Sasuke thought, until he made the worst mistake possible, and hired some random college kid to babysit; one Uzumaki Naruto. Undeniably hot, undeniably kind and undeniably domestic, Sasuke's heart melts to Naruto too fast for his own good.Which sucks for Sasuke because Uzumaki Naruto is also undeniably unavailable, undeniably not-his-age and undeniably inappropriate.
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Naruto showed up precisely on time, like he always did. Gym bag slung over his shoulder and skin tight shirt stretched over his chest (leaving no room for the imagination). Baseball cap twisted back on his head so tufts of blonde hair peeked out from under the brim. Even his shorts were probably a s
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