Don't Bang the Babysitter

One by one, the Avengers discover the real truth about Phil Coulson. But what happens when the man himself figures it out? Sequel to I, Robot

“You try for eloquence when your hot as fuck boyfriend trots on in and doesn’t feel the need to warn you about his new accessory,” Alex argues, pulling their bodies back flush. “Like … oh my god, baby, I can’t deal with you. What the fuck. You look obscene. Did it hurt?” “It stung a bit,” Henry admitted, watching in amusement as Alex’s eyebrows knit together in concern. “Baby,” Alex clucks his tongue and gently guides Henry’s face down to his lips. Henry flushes as he kisses the curve of his ear, his earlobe and then his cheek with an exaggerated smack of his lips. --------- OR after a drunken night with Pez, Henry gets his ear repierced. Alex has a lot of feelings about it.

you're my daydream you know that i've been thinking about you lately In which Adrien finds out Ladybug is Marinette, and beats the 'this is fine' dog at his own game. CHECK AUTHOR NOTES

Derek Hale has absolutely no idea how to tell Stiles Stilinski that he is his mate. So he has him research it, because if Stiles has all the information he's bound to figure it out sometime. Right?

The fall of the Empire begins with a journal, clutched in the small hands of a six year-old girl.

“We should do something this weekend,” Lena said one evening after they’d put Lydia to bed. "What were you thinking of doing?”“The aquarium? Lydia’s been very big on animals recently and it’s a bit too cold for the zoo so I thought we could show her the animals under the sea.” Or: Lena and Kara and Lydia go on a fluffy date to the aquarium

In which Dean Winchester learns the importance of Disney movies, Castiel is the prettiest princess, and it’s all Sam’s fault.

Jotaro changes Josuke

In which Talia wants to see Damian, and Bruce will not allow it, and Damian knows, despite himself, that he should not want to see her.

You just wanted to help that teen girl at the bus stop get her book back before her camp bus arrived. She reminded you so much of yourself at that age. Unfortunately, while she escaped the Emperor's guards to live out her magical world fantasy you weren't so lucky. The Emperor keeps insisting that the Isles are much too hostile for a sweet little human like yourself. Or, how Belos collected you to be his perfect little wife only for you to turn around and dedicate your life to being the mother Hunter deserves. Note: I often go back and edit chapters a few times after I post to fix any grammatical errors or adjust the flow of a sentence. If I missed anything past that point please let me know! If you like any part of this story, please drop a comment. It's scary putting hours of my work out into the open. Words of encouragement mean the WORLD to me.

Kankri Vantas is an upstanding young college student, forced to work at a strip club, and... Alright, stop me if you've heard this one before. No one has ever been able to peek under his mask, to see the true boy behind those devilish hips. No one. Until this bastard shows up, and discovers the truth. Kankri Vantas, captain of he debate team, tightass #1, is most definitely not who he appears to be. And that only seems to attract our resident rich boy asshole even more.

Alec and Magnus are ready to take the next step in their relationship

COMPETED WORK, NO MORE FORTHCOMING For a series of asks on my Tumblr that started with: What if the Uchiha clan weren't know for their skills in battle? Their eyes would make them the best at jutsu creation, so what if they where know as a clan of nerds? They gain a reputation for being geniuses able to make a dozen A-rank jutsus on the spot, but they are more likely to trip and fall flat on their face then actually be able to attack you with the jutsu they just made up. They still pull a 'coup' that consists of them dumping the police on the rest of the ninja and taking over R&D.

They whisper to the desperate, if you go to the nearest body of water, a heavy fog will cover the area and a boat will appear in the water. The moments before the boat reaches you will be your last opportunity to change your mind and leave because when that boat docks, you'll be swept away by the spirit of the Yiling Patriarch and his son. Most of the sects scoffed at this, Wei Wuxian is good and dead! And he doesn't even have a son, he would have been killed when they rid the world of the demon. Lan Xichen hid a smile behind his cup as Nie Huaisang snickered to himself and Jiang Cheng loudly scoffed. As no one's asked him if these rumors are true, it'll remain a secret between the three of them. TLDR: Wei Ying became a god, Lan Yuan also became a god, the dead get revived, a sect is made, and the Jins can burn in hell, not you three. Also, quick note I'm going to put here, this story tends to jump perspectives a lot. So, if that's not your cup of tea, this is your only warning.

Keith wasn't always a bad person.

A collection of short stories featuring the cutest couple in the universe: Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes.

Derek apparently listens when Stiles rambles.

Tim has been sent on assignment as the translator for Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne’s son and heir. He must help Damian navigate the twists and turns of American business. The problem is Damian has goals beyond the boardroom and Tim finds himself lost in translation.

Desperate emotions, desperate connection, desperately holding onto each other. Stiles learns that he's far from meaningless.

Steve needs Danny.

Jared has never had a real home or a family of his own. When he answers a newspaper advertisement from a man for a spouse to help take care of his children, he’s taking his chance to have both. As it turns out, loving the children of his husband is the easy part. Earning his husband’s trust and his love, that might turn out to be impossible.

Because it's been a while Hyunwoo only wants to get Hoseok accustomed to the feeling again, wants it to be as good or even better than the last time.

An Englishman and an American meet in a New York diner.

Lance hates that he has such a deep set need to impress Shiro. He just needs the black paladin to really see him. The real him. Not the Lance that hides behind obnoxious humor to mask his insecurities. But how can someone like Shiro ever spare him more than a passing glance? Little does Lance know at the same time Shiro himself struggles with the undeniable spark that pulls him to the blue paladin. But a leader shouldn’t have feelings like this. In order to keep himself from doing something he might regret, he distances himself from Lance, leaving the brunet to think himself utterly disposable to Shiro. Neither of them are really very good at harboring complicated feelings.

Sombra joined Talon in the pursuit of information, pure and simple. At least, that's how it started out. Things got complicated almost immediately. She wasn't expecting an angry cloud of smoke to be her boss, and Reaper certainly was not expecting her. Then she learned who she was really working for and became too emotionally invested to leave. Some of his old friends are willing to help her help him, while others aren't so sure. More than a year later, something she learns drives her to start making plans. It's easier to burn bridges than to rebuild them, hard to forgive others and harder still to forgive yourself, but hope? That's the hardest thing of all. All the ships are pale; there is no romance in this work, but you can look forward to some intense adopted-family feels, the fall of Talon, and rebuilding burned bridges.

~ Lúthien was not the only offspring of Maia and Elf born in the Elder Days, but Vanimórë's tale was never to be sung in glittering halls. His mother was Elven.His father was Sauron.His birth was accomplished by the blackest sorcery of Morgoth Bauglir. He was forged as a double-edged sword is forged, as lethal and as beautiful.And they tested him to breaking-point. He would not break. "Until the sky breaks and the mountains fall into the Great Sea, and the End cometh, there is no world for us." ~ Vanimórë Gorthaurion. The first of the Dark Prince series, the story of Sauron's son, born to be a weapon, a warrior, a servant of the Dark - or its eternal enemy. ~ First Age to the War of the Ring.

AKA: The Time Stamp For The Wedding Dean knew he wanted this wedding. Hell, even before him and Cas could legally do it at all, he'd wanted them to get hitched. He just hadn't been planning on the wedding dress. Or the heels. Or the boring and/or embarrassing speeches. But it was only for a few hours, so he could deal. Even if that damn dress kept poking him. Sequel to No Regrets. You might wanna read it first so that any of this actually makes sense. Or be a rebel. Your choice. ~~~ In this a/b/o universe, omegas have female sexual characteristics, and now that Dean is an omega, that means he has them, too. So if you don't want to read about Dean properly filling out his wedding dress, if you get my meaning, then I suggest just skipping this fic?