An Unlikely Matrimony

Tony knew better than to play with alien toys. He really did. But there was just something so tempting about other-worldly objects. It turned out that he wasn't the only Tony Stark that felt that way. One explosion later, there's a brand new Tony in town. But there's something not quite right about this Tony and how he reacts to the team, the way he flinches away from Bucky or shakes when Steve picks up the shield or won't turn his back to Clint and Natasha. It turns out that not every Tony Stark is as lucky as Tony, but damned if Tony, Steve and Bucky aren't going to fix that. (or, the one where canon MCU Tony gets thrown into a fanon world and gets ALL THE LOVE from the fanon version of the team)

The last of the series for Animal. Tim moves on with his furry family.

"Just tell me what you want, and I'll do it." Jesse glances up at him, through his eyelashes, and Mike starts to get a sinking feeling about where this is going. "I owe you, right? So take what you want." The kid's voice has taken on a strange, shaky sort of certainty. Like he's done this a million times before, and been taken up on the offer every single time. Thanks to suggestions and feedback, this is now going to be a series of loosely connected one-shots. There's a sort of story progressing here, but for now they're mostly just character studies.

Every Tuesday and Thursday, Dean leaves, is gone for two to three hours, and comes home sweaty and exhausted to the apartment he and his brother Sam share. Sam had asked him where he went once, and Dean had said he was working out, which technically wasn’t a lie. What he was doing was definitely giving him a workout, just not in the traditional sense. In all actuality though, Dean was leaving every Tuesday and Thursday for a dance class. A dance class taught by a one Castiel Novak.

In one world Damian reaches the top of the mountain without anyone in the superhero world to aide nor save him. In one world, Diana wasn't passing over the Himalayas, tired and losing faith in Man's World. This is not that world.

Bruce should stop letting Clark kidnap him...

Adapted from a Tumblr prompt: instead of one adult, postwar character waking up at age eleven with full knowledge of what's to come and a determination to make it go better this time around, what if several of them did? Or: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco, Neville, Luna, Fred, and George each find themselves children again, fully aware of what's to come and plotting like mad to make it not happen--and each completely unaware that their classmates have found themselves in the same situation and are planning much the same thing. One person armed with foreknowledge can deftly reweave the timestream. Several people armed with foreknowledge are more likely to tangle it into spaghetti. And it doesn't help that maybe not everyone wants the same happy ending.

It's an old proverb that battle plans never survive first contact with the enemy and rescues aren't much different in that respect. Still if things keep going the way they are, Pidge is going to have to ask Shiro to stop helping.

Kink Meme Prompt: Noctis, Ignis and Gladio all grew up as perfect targets for kidnapping/ransom. Obviously at some point they were each sat down by an adult and told what to do in the event that they get taken. They would have been taught basic things like, try to connect with your kidnapper so they're less likely to hurt you, and more advanced things like how to secretly give clues to your location when the kidnapper has you make a 'proof of life' phonecall. What their instructors didn't count on was the fact that they're all little shits. (Noctis keeps getting kidnapped and his responses keep getting more... well. More Noctis.)

This is a first, Artemis waiting on some one. And a date no less. Hopefully this won't be as pointless as she thinks.

Prepare for 30 days of Negan smutty goodness

College student Will Graham takes a seasonal job to help a dog in need. Unfortunately, that means he'll have to speak to his professor to arrange to leave class early, something Will is wholly unprepared to do. As it turns out, the professor is more than willing to work with Will, so much so that he begins to wonder if the man is flirting with him. Surely not.

Izuku steps towards the other teen, holding his hand out to shake, “I’m Midoriya Izuku by the way. We haven’t officially met yet, right? I don’t remember seeing you at the Entrance Exam?” The blue-haired boy pauses, studies his hand uncertainly before shrugging. “Shirakumo Oboro,” he introduces in return, hand phasing right through Izuku’s when he goes to return the handshake. Shirakumo doesn’t seem surprised by it, but Izuku whips his hand back when the intense chill climbs up his arm. or, Izuku tries to pretend eveything is okay even though his homelife is crumbling around him, there's an insanely powerful Quirk that's not entirely his coursing through his veins, he suddenly knows his childhood hero, All Might, and to top it all off, he seems to have befriend a pastel blue-haired ghost that has way too much insider knowledge on Izuku's new homeroom teacher, and English teacher. He's really just trying to survive Yuuei... * This fic is now a podfic! Check out the playlist here! Chapters Edited - 4/50

Will is the first desk of the first violins in Jack Crawford's orchestra and does not even give a shit.Until Hannibal waltzes in with his gorgeous cheekbones and his gorgeous music.Love happens.

Ah, Victor thinks, I haven’t forgiven Yuuri for Barcelona at all. (Victor, Yuuri, and the limbo of togetherness.)

It’s been five months, and still Alex is never completely prepared for Henry’s performances. Private or otherwise.Or,Henry is a night dancer, and he’s everything Alex wants.

A lot can happen in a year.

There's nothing wrong with adding your best friend's older brother on Snapchat. (Unless said older brother is your history teacher who is very hot, very off-limits, but also...very into you). Written for 100KinkMeme over on LiveJournal.

AU Blaine hadn't known that helping his friend with a college application would get him into hacking, he hadn't known that hacking would get him arrested, he hadn't known that working for the FBI would help him become a better criminal, he hadn't known walking into a club would find him his soulmate, he hadn't known helping an old friend would end this way. Changed my username from slytherindestiel, it's still me :)

In which Lukas knows Philip's pregnant before he does.

SPN + TeenWolf CarRepairShop!AU where Dean and Derek work at the same garage and are frenemies. Though, after almost a year or so knowing each other, are probably pretty good friends at this point. Also, where their issues have issues and their lifes are horrible but things are starting to look up even though it doesn’t look like it at the first glance. Where Cas shows up looking for Dean possiably wanting to make amends and a teenage kid with a not so secret crush on Derek keeps showing up at the repair shop. This is pretty much a case of a blind leading a blind. Dean/Cas, Derek/Stiles

Dean Winchester knew how to be hungry. Hunger came in stages, and he learned how to handle them well. He knew that when it was time to eat, you eat everything in front of you, because you never know when you're going to get another mouthful. Weechesters verse.

When Yuri shows up at the Nikiforov/Katsuki apartment, he is certainly not afraid. Nope. No-siree. But there's something about Yūri Katsuki that makes the storm raging outside not matter so much. This is the story of how Yuri decided that Yūri was going to be the team mom. Or at least, something like that. Excerpt:Yūri looked at Viktor and smiled. “Since Viktor is leaving me all alone tonight, why don’t we go out and do something, like a movie?”“Sounds fun. But do you understand the Russian well enough?”“You can translate. And make it as badly as possible.” Yūri laughed.“Kay! Text me later.” Yuri smiled happily and skated off.“This is not the rink I left.” Viktor mumbled. “And I hate these dinner things that I do with Yakov, you know that Yūri.”“Yes. Because you hate leaving me alone. But I won’t be alone. So you don’t have to worry.”“But how did you soften him up so well?” Viktor continued on with his whining.“I’m not telling.” “Yūri, please? I can make your life hell…” Viktor tried again.“Do your worst because I am not telling you.”

With the wizarding world in utter shambles, Harry decides to nip the evil in the bud. But his annoyingly smart and almost-always-right friend has other plans and now he finds himself stuck with a bookworm with crazy maternal instincts and a supposedly evil child who is too cute for his own good. Add in a twinkling eyed fool and a bunch of pompous purebloods into the mix and it just might result in a serious mental breakdown for one Harry James Potter.

How could any of them care about him? He’s gross, stupid, worthless; Zayn’s list goes on and on. Or the one where Zayn doesn't think he deserves anything he has, and the other lads just want to make it easier.

An irritated Anxiety gets subconsciously summoned into Thomas' living room when Thomas starts to panic over a situation. What will happen when the personalities won't come and Thomas' anxiety takes over Anxiety? (please comment whether you want this to be a multichapter fic)

"Nerdytr3nchcoat" and "Impala67" weren't looking for romance on the dating website called 'dateangels.com'. Castiel was looking for friends and Dean was just looking to get his nagging brother off his back. What they didn't expect to find was each other. [a long distance, online relationship fic]

“The two gentlemen, locked up in their cell, were arguing as usual, bickering and bickering until they kissed.”