The Rom-Com AU: During a weekend bender in Vegas, our agents engage in self-destructive, drunken shenanigans that lead to two unplanned pregnancies, a wedding officiated by a Captain America impersonator, and a furious Nick Fury. With their jobs on the line, Skye and Ward are forced to finally get along while learning how to do this parenting thing.

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“You have got to be fucking kidding me!” Skye yelled as a bullet flew past her ear, nicking it. She shot a glare towards Grant Ward and in that moment made the decision to kill him. “Kiss me,” Skye whispered, pressing her body against his. Ward’s eyes wend wide and he pulled on his collar while he

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