Hand in Unlovable Hand

"You're exhausting" "Fuck you" Or I'm a Buck lawsuit defender for life Buck leaves after being told he's exhausting. He was never exhausting on the open road when he had nothing to stay for. That's what he needed back. He put people together and then he left. Whenever he stayed too long he would ruin things. So he leaves.

Two Slytherin first years make the mistake of picking on their new "muggleborn" classmate, not expecting him to know how to defend himself. When they're proven decidedly wrong, Dumbledore has to act as a mediator between the traumatized Malfoy and Black heirs and their not-even-slightly-traumatized intended victim: Tom Riddle. (An AU in which Tom Riddle is actually pretty bad at hiding his true nature when he first comes to Hogwarts, and Dumbledore is still the only one who notices there might be something wrong with the kid.)

Kirk and Spock get stuck together in the Enterprise's turbolift, and they end up making a few confessions.

A vacation on Risa. What could go wrong?(Seriously, you had to ask?)

Newt's worried Hannibal isn't satisfied with him.

Yuuri surprised Victor by indulging one of his fantasies, so Victor returns the favor. sequel to passione segreta in b minor, part one but can be read as a standalone.

Shortly after Dick and Jason have got together, Dick discovers that Jason has not seen Alfred since he resurrected. Dick has to change that, but with Jason refusing to set foot in the Manor, they end up meeting at Ye Olde Englishe Tea Shoppe.

Lena Luthor is hopeful she might just have a chance with Kara Danvers. But when a misunderstanding comes between them, Lena begins to question if she'll ever be good enough for anyone.

Inspired by coffeestainanalyst's "Windmills". The asset has goals, and he has a plan to get them. Primary goal: be reassigned for recreational use only. Secondary goal: avoid painful injury during said use as often as possible. Tertiary goal: be reserved for the exclusive use of Captain Rogers. It's been so long since he was allowed to want anything, but he doesn't want to kill anymore--and he knows the best way to avoid the field is to give them something they want more.

This is based off this picture: http://25.media.tumblr.com/698e89b5c4badcde428caed59b11dd82/tumblr_mp2fw1q0U21s8av1oo1_500.jpg

If asked to name her worst decision, Aemma Arryn would, without hesitation, say it was marrying Viserys Targaryen. If asked to name her best decision, Aemma Arryn would, without hesitation, say it was divorcing Viserys Targaryen.

Lance doesn't know whether or not he can trust Keith to have his back. But now that he's stuck under a tree, with broken bones, and on the verge of drowning, it seems he might not have a choice.

After a rough week during which Red X causes trouble and escapes (again), Robin gets a call from Gotham, and the Titans "meet" the butler behind the Bat. Or: Alfred calls Titan Tower, and Robin is embarrassed. Beast Boy has some feels, and food is mentioned. And in part 2, Dick Grayson has a chance to begin reconnecting with family…about family.

Sheila Bennett calls Elijah Mikaelson to her home, as she's found something interesting that the Original Hybrids will want to know.

She has loved him since the day he tossed her that bread. And she thinks that she'll never win his heart. Because all he’s ever done is pretend for the crowd...but what if one real moment could change that? One-shot. Canon Divergence. The Victory Tour in role reversal.

“Yo, Stark! You’re really bi?” Clint yells across the community floor the second the soft ‘Ding’ of the elevator announces its owner’s return. Steve resists the urge to facepalm—his new favourite gesture ever since Clint taught it to him—but only just. Or: In which Tony accidentally outs himself on national TV.

luffy just looks so pretty like this, he just knows, he can guess exactly how he looks right now – spine slightly curved, mouth open, eyes closed and head thrown back, breathing heavily for air and a blush going all up to his face as he curses out fuck fuck zoro ahh please please and keeps on riding zoro’s face.

"Is this Asgard?" Sam asks. "Never thought I'd get to visit if I'm being honest with you." Thor smiles. "Asgard welcomes you and offers shelter while we plan a new approach for Mentos." "Thanos," Steve corrects. "Ah yes, I know, I just like to belittle him." Thor laughs. "He is beneath me." Bucky wishes he were beneath him. Oh God. ******** After being rescued by Thor, Bucky is quite taken with the Prince of Asgard. Unfortunately, there are more pressing matters to deal with - namely, kicking Thanos' ass and saving the universe.

"Okay alright okay, enough feelings, back to the horny stuff, I'm evaporating here!"

To say Draco Malfoy spent time thinking about Harry Potter was probably an understatement at this point. His friends knew it, he knew it. Draco had hoped that joining Lockhart’s dueling club would appease his father, and impress Potter. It didn’t go exactly as planned on either front, but that was besides the point. Draco had learned a lot during that duel, that he was horribly under qualified to defend himself, and that Potter was made of fire. Since then, everything else in his life had been white noise, all he focused on was Harry. And the thing is, he noticed. He noticed the way he flinched when someone dropped a plate or set a serving spoon down too hard. He noticed that when the Weasel would wrap an arm around him and his entire body went rigid. He had no idea how all of their lives would change when he decided to do something to help-- when it turned out that Potter was more of a Slytherin than anyone thought.

In which Harry gets a surprise from Louis after coming home from Paris.

Herc decides to take Chuck on a camping trip so they can catch up and bond with Mack. A little bit more than family bonding happens.

* Kuroo's developing crush gets out of hand at the Shinzen training camp. When Hinata's runs around at night like a fool, Kuroo's emotions soar and crash. He's pretty sure Hinata doesn't like him or would even be into guys. Kenma and Fukunaga like to differ, Yaku isn't here for Kuroo spacing out, and at last Kuroo confides in Yamamoto. * Hinata has no idea how to handle this situation he got himself into, and can only hope on his senpai's help. In the end, he gets more than he bargained for. And all of this because his ankle gave out!? *

Just pure sex. That's all this is. 2k words of mercymaker porn. Shoutout to the MercyMaker discord.

Nesta Archeron is a college student working in the city of Prythian when she is unknowingly set-up for a blind date with a brute of a man with a charming smile and a cocky attitude. She thinks that their blunder of a first meeting will be the last time she sees Cassian, but then she finds herself meeting him time and time again. Now she must adjust to him being her trainer, a friend and perhaps something more...

Written for the comment_fic prompt: "Leverage/any, any, 5 people (from other fandoms) who interfered with a job + 1 person who helped, no questions asked ("interfere" doesn't have to be a bad thing)." The Leverage Crew runs into some strange folk while they're out and about helping others.