What's So Funny?

Jess has been Ms.Luthor's assistant long enough to know that she has terrible taste in women. So when her boss finally starts crushing on newbie reporter and loyal beam of sunshine Kara Danvers, Jess rejoices. But there are vultures hovering, unworthy boys and a pesky caped wonder and Jess will damned before she lets them ruin things.

Lance struggles with his new position. He's not entirely sure this is where he should be, but he's trying his best anyways. Alternately Titled: What Would Shiro Do Set after Blue's Acceptance

She leans against him, pressing her chest to his back, and watches over his shoulder as he adds dimension and shadow with practiced precision. He smells like Zayn--cigarettes and cardamom and a little cologne--but he smells like her, too, because the only soap in the shower is Perrie’s pomegranate body wash. She nuzzles his neck and he tilts his head a little, allowing it even as he keeps drawing. Perrie wonders if he tastes as good as he smells, and then she’s kissing him right there at the soft junction of his neck and his shoulder. Just quick, soft kisses at first, but then she decides to see exactly what it will take to get Zayn to stop drawing.

There's one thing even a god among men can't do.

Alec Lightwood is a world-famous author, though the world knows him only under his pseud: Gideon Archer. Magnus Bane is a fashion designer who just happens to be a big fan of Gideon's work.

Hermione Granger wanted to lose control. And Draco Malfoy wanted to take it.

When Alex had started this class, he hadn't expected too much. But his family wouldn't pay for his ballet classes, he was a broke-af college student, and this class was almost laughably inexpensive. He had not, however, expected the class to be taught by an adorable cinnamon roll who apparently had quite the exciting past and was married to a modern-day ice king.

“Well, I’ll give you justice, as much as you desire it. Destroy it before you get destroyed by it. I’ll pay the price for my karma and go together with you, monster without a name. “He was a humanist on the dark side, hopelessly in love with all the worst aspects of human nature and that of cruelty, savagery and other people’s suffering.” But most of all, he was hopelessly obsessed with you. Shogo Makishima x Reader

Voldemort's stray soul found its' way into Hogwarts grounds and possessed a magical snake, one strong enough to give him the sanity he needed to survive. While hunting, he caught on a unique smell and found Harry Potter, sprawled on the ground, with an unnaturally high body heat... Xx Just a warning, this takes place in his second year, so... And there'll be lots of smut and possible plot, but idk~

In which there is a completely reasonable, heterosexual explanation for why Kevin can't stop thinking about Elder McKinley. Also, the Game of Life is played.

Skywarp finds Thundercracker's collection of personal erotica.

Naruto makes a purchase from a mysterious store of mystery and gets a little more than he bargained for... in the best way possible.

After the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo lies as still as death, and no earthly force will wake him. When a ghostly apparition offers Thorin the chance to recover Bilbo's absent spirit from the underworld, he accepts without hesitation. So begins the second Quest of Thorin's lifetime. Through half-remembered dreams and terrifying nightmares, beyond strange worlds to stranger shores, the Heirs of Durin will tirelessly, doggedly search for their burglar. This is their task, their penance: find Bilbo, or else be condemned to wander forever more, never to return home.

After finding Ginny cheating with Draco Malfoy, Harry decides to make some changes in his life. Starting with the delectable Mrs Astoria Malfoy. Formerly "Harry Potter's Golden Rule" The characters actions have changed the plot to the point that the original title didn't fit the story I was telling. Sorry about any confusion

Now that he can think clearly again Lucifer prays he did the right thing by mating with Sammy.

Newt's worried Hannibal isn't satisfied with him.

"... with tears streaming down his cheeks as he unable to discern the pain from his ass to the pain in his shoulder, all he felt was pain and all he wanted was for it to stop." After becoming the last survivor Jake learns that The Trapper has more in mind for him then just leaving him on the hook. My first fic that has ever been this dark, let me know what you think.

“You know I’d kill for you, right?” Lena laughs, amused, even as her toes curl at the affection in Kara’s voice. “You kill people anyway,” she points out. “True,” Kara allows, “but I’d enjoy doing it more, if it were for you.” Alternatively: They are not good people.

Tony likes Steve. Steve likes Tony. Which seems perfect until Tony starts thinking of every single way he could fuck things up between them. So he tells him a little white lie about why they can't date. But how was he supposed to know Steve would take it so seriously.

"...is through his stomach." Dean's cooking is good, and Castiel hasn't eaten a proper meal in months. Delicious food, a pleased hunter, and being unused to his new found humanity can only lead to one place. Indigestion. When Cas gets a belly ache, Dean finds the courage to both soothe the ache in Cas's tummy, and the ache in his own heart.

He’d never tell a soul, but he was terrified of storms.

Harry's not being his usual flirty self because he's getting laid too much. So Simon and Louis make a deal to get Harry and the band back on track. It may involve cock rings. Enjoy!

With one last settlement left, Derek Hale is ready to end the war with the Argents. But when he reaches the village's gates he's not ready for children to hand him flower crowns and certainly isn't ready to meet Lord Stiles Stilinski.

AU-verse: Zelretch was a certified troll, but even he avoided doing something like colliding four different universes altogether. However, that didn't meant he couldn't enjoy chaos, panic and disorder this new Sky and his Elements left in their wake wherever and whenever they went. Heaven may have mercy on whoever wronged their Sky... because his Elements certainly won't.

Why must you make me do these things?

Tim has to figure out why their resident pup is so upset. Tim also can't escape his father's attention.

Rin is always faced by the temptation of Ai's ass. This, combined with his crush on his kouhai, makes things difficult for him, until he is no longer able to control himself.

It's under the sun at camp where Zayn and Liam had first met, feelings and emotions developing over the years while Harry, Niall and Louis tag along for the journey to watch their story unfold. or An AU where they're all counselors at a camp; Harry is thoughtful, Niall is always hungry, Louis knows how to ruin moments, and Zayn and Liam are to involved in each other to realize anything.