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hazbin hotel (cartoon) angel dust (hazbin hotel) sir pentious (hazbin hotel) husk (hazbin hotel) charlie magne | morningstar lucifer magne | morningstar cherri bomb (hazbin hotel) niffty (hazbin hotel) alastor (hazbin hotel) vox (hazbin hotel) velvette (hazbin hotel) valentino (Hazbin Hotel) katie killjoy tom trench vaggie (hazbin hotel) emily (hazbin hotel) sera (hazbin hotel) asmodeus | ozzie (helluva boss) fizzarolli (helluva boss) Blitzo (Helluva Boss) angel dust & sir pentious (hazbin hotel) cherri bomb/sir pentious (hazbin hotel) emily & sir pentious (hazbin hotel) angel dust/husk (Hazbin Hotel) canon compliant angel dust needs a hug (hazbin hotel) sir pentious needs a hug they all need hugs contracts pov multiple mild sexual content alastor is in hell for a reason (hazbin hotel) alastor being a jerk (hazbin hotel) but he's trying okay husk has a heart (hazbin hotel) protective husk (hazbin hotel) Husk is so done (Hazbin Hotel) charlie magne tries protective lucifer lucifer makes duck shaped topiary seraphim vox being a jerk (hazbin hotel) valentino being a jerk (hazbin hotel) good friend cherri bomb (hazbin hotel) cherri knows what she wants angel dust & cherri bomb friendship (hazbin hotel) Sera isn't evil i'm bad at tagging post-season/series 01 truth bomb swearing protective vaggie (hazbin hotel) mild cannibalism it really is mild Alastor is so done (Hazbin Hotel) casual terrorism minor character death blitzo being blitzo (helluva boss) multiple personalities
After Hazbin Hotel is rebuilt, Charlie gets a phone call from Emily, and she has news. With strings attached, of course. Heaven wants to get involved with redemption of sinners, which means Sir Pentious will be sent to Hell as an ambassador with Emily as chaperone. Though there is hope that his presence will encourage sinners, the true motives of Heaven are in question. Then a major discovery makes this snake an endangered species. Especially in the eyes of a grinning member of the staff. The Vees begin to make bold moves. Alastor starts to slip under pressure. Angel is plagued by his own contract. Cherri finds herself attached to someone she might even love. And Tom Trench? He's there too. Wondering how he managed to get mixed up in it all. Husk just wants everyone to take a drink and calm down already.
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Hell kept on turning. Burning. And strangely enough, learning. An entire week passed, days blurring together like blood in water. Even as the new hotel stood tall, the lives scurrying by beneath it felt compressed into moments of frantic planning and almost laughable attempts to take a load off. Ch
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