The Care and Feeding of Traumatized Ex-Assassins

Schoolwork is wearing Kenma out, and his boyfriends are suddenly acting like aliens. What's a man to do?

"I don't think that's ever gonna work for me like that", Wooyoung sighed, frustration on his tongue. Mingi arched his eyebrow, confused, "And why would that be? I'm an alpha and I'm mated with another one... You don't really chose" Wooyoung shrugged, "Do you really think there's someone out there that can keep up with me?", and it comes out in a sassy way. OR Wooyoung finds out about fate and he can't believe fate can be so amazingly hot.Amazing how there's always someone made out perfectly, just to fit you, right?

He froze for a second, because he hadn’t expected to be hit with such an intense gaze. Green eyes beneath a beanie and loads of curly hair made Louis miss a beat before coming back to himself. “Uh, hi. Sorry. Can I take your order?” The boy (man?) gave a shy smile and said, “Just a caramel macchiato, please. Grande.” Louis nodded as he scribbled onto the cup and punched it into the register. As the boy held his phone to the machine to pay, Louis asked, “Name please?” “Oh, uh, Marcus.” Louis scribbled Marcus on the cup and handed it off, but not before giving the boy a smile and nodding over to where he’d be able to pick up his drink. Louis watched him a bit longer than he probably should have, then forced himself to move on. Or the one where the cute boy coming into the coffee shop gives Louis a different name every time...for over a month.

Padmé decides to save Maul's life. Her decision has consequences she didn't quite expect.

The last thing John remembered was being shot in the middle of a hot Afghani desert. When he woke up on a cold metal slab in the middle of a sterile, white room, he was more than a little confused.

You had enough of the prudish country and you were finally going to get what you wanted. Germany/LudwigxReader

When a witch hexes Castiel, he calls the Winchesters for help. The effects become all too clear the longer he's around Dean.

Derek Hale works at a tattoo shop and one day Stiles Stilinski shows up.

Four years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Healer Draco Malfoy struggles with the sudden deaths of both of his parents. When Harry Potter is brought to St. Mungo's, Draco is tasked with healing him. He wasn't expecting Potter to return the favor. slash, smut, cannon compliant up until beginning of the story

It's all fun and games until someone falls in love.

[heavily inspired by The Last Of Us, it's a excellent game, go check it out.] Josh wouldn't really consider himself 'the typical teenager'.His family is broken apart. His father neglects him and his mother by focusing on his aircrafts, and his mother is in a coma.Josh believes that he's in the worse possible situation, making a huge mistake, and about to kill his father.At that moment, dead bodies begin to rise, and Josh is left in fear. And Tyler? Tyler's stuck in jail.

Freyja, a blacksmithing, horse-shoeing, sword wielding dwarrowdam living in Ered Luin encounters Gandalf the Grey only a matter of days before the Company of Thorin Oakenshield meets at Bilbo's home in the Shire. Realizing that Thorin will need every available sword he can find, Gandalf invites Freyja to join the Company, and she accepts his offer, deciding to aid them in their quest to reclaim their homeland. This story follows the blossoming romance between Freyja and Thorin Oakenshield as the Company travels to Erebor, and continues after the Battle of the Five Armies. (Currently being edited, will be updated soon).

Some things are just too good to be true, but others are actually just really that good. And it's about time Keith got a taste of it himself.

On every warlock's 25th birthday, there's a ritual to choose their perfect match. Normally it isn't a big deal, but for Magnus Bane - the son of Asmodeus, an Underworld crime lord - it's the party of the century. Everyone is more than a little surprised when Magnus' match turns out to be the bartender, Alec ... who's actually an undercover police officer. Alec's bosses want him to play along to get close to the organization, but Alec isn't sure he can mislead the man who's apparently his soulmate...

Lately Link has been too busy with school work to make time for his boyfriend. Eventually, Rhett decides he has had enough of being ignored and decides to take matters into his own hands. If Link won't come willingly, then he'll cum screaming.

Yoongi always thought that Jimin looked like a cherry blossom, like Spring had manifested itself in the form of a human. Now he knows for sure.

Phil is less than excited to start his Sex in the Bible course, but he can't bring himself to regret it when he meets a gorgeous angel dressed in all pink by the name of Dan.

"Rhys tasted like fiercely guarded tenderness and the sweet of rosy honey sealed away for years and years, and it warms a fire in Jack’s greedy loins as he debates whether to tongue-fuck the kid now or wait and try to make Rhys feel the full force and stretch of his cock. His eyebrow quirked up as he noticed a twitch in his peripheral vision, his sharp eyes snaking up to see Rhys’ sweet little cock stiffening, the tiniest bead of pearly cum starting to swell at the tip. Jack snickered, his rumbling laugh vibrating through the young man’s loins as he kissed the skin next to Rhys’ balls. “Oh? What’s this? Don’t tell me, sugarplum….do mommy and daddy know about your dragon-fucking fantasy?” Rhy’s face flushed bright red, grimace scathing even as his cock twitched under Jack’s hot breath." ----- In which Bratty Prince Rhys gets kidnapped and knocked up by a fearsome handsome dragon.

Bucky finally escapes Hydra and turns to Steve for help. In the middle of the night.

Taking his thumb out from between his teeth, saving them from the brutal tirade of his anxiety. He began to pick at his cuticles instead. It seemed recently that he was becoming less of himself, jittery, shaky, his mind drawing him deeper and deeper into a pit that even he was scared of, mostly because he knew that once he was in there he would never come out again- Or at least not all in one piece. Once he reached the depth the pit he would become reckless, he would become dangerous, to the enemy and the allies. He would probably end up dead. And he couldn’t do that because they all needed him and if not him, then the Captain.

Ruby is a guy of perfection. He admires beauty in all its forms. It explains why he is a contest master. His talent not only applies in contests, which are often perfect, but also in his plans and strategies. However, a perfect plan doesn't always mean it'll flow like he wants to. How will he cope with the lack of perfection? Warning: Too much fluff.

Jon’s phone buzzed just as he sat down. She was asking for a ride. He started getting hard as soon as he read her text. He would never pass up the chance to give her a ride…not ever. It began three months earlier when his best friend, Robb, had called and begged him to fetch his little sister from the mall and Jon had agreed to pick up Sansa and deliver her home again. Except that’s not what had happened. He did pick her up and she did get home eventually but the in between part of pick-up and delivery was not what Robb would’ve ever intended.

A compilation of Sanvers minifics; smutty, fluffy and everything in between.Feel free to comment what you'd like to read next!

“I heard him jacking off in the boys’ restroom” “who?” “jungkook” “and what do I care?”

Barisi AU's, 350 words a piece. (They're really not 350 words a piece. It started that way, but now they're longer.)(Rating changed to M but not all chapters are M.

Jimin and Yoongi are finally dating and everything would be perfect if Taehyung would stop freaking cockblocking them. Every time Jimin and Yoongi seem to have a moment to themselves, an unintentionally oblivious Taehyung somehow ruins the moment. So Jimin devises the perfect plan; to get Taehyung a boyfriend so he'll leave the two of them alone. Enter Jeon Jungkook, a shy boy who has no friends and is Taehyung's secret crush and Jimin's new target. Part two of Math Tutor and takes place immediately after the end of it.

it's odd how soonyoung could be so interested in a man he barely knows anything about. for all he knows, he could be a good five years younger, which would make him a minor, or even some creep who is a step away from becoming a sasaeng fan. the only logical thing to soonyoung in this case is to wait for a day where the man is still around after his shift has ended, and sit with him. to get to know him better, of course. or: in which jihoon is a hacker in a gang and never planned to fall in love.[inspired by baby boy by high4]

The Alpha pack came to Beacon Hills, expecting a new, untried Alpha to take. Instead, they got a surprise.