Gilded Cage

"Not everybody just gets to blurt out how they fuckin' feel every minute." Pre-wedding sex scene from 3x11, extra smutty. ;)

Based on prompts here by doctor-derektionstein and clarkoholic. Derek Hale and Oliver Queen are best friends who work out together once a week at HAO Gym. Stiles Stilinski works the front desk and is convinced they’re together which sucks because he is totally attracted to Derek. Felicity Smoak comes crashing into Stiles’ life and the two instantly become BFFs and bond over their attraction to billionaires who are out of their league. … or something like that. I tried.

Alistair and Giovanna Cousland's training session in the arts of Templar fighting techniques also teaches them something about each other.

Loki can see things others can't, and from a young age, Frigga blocked the ability from his already fragile mind. But when Thor is banished, a dark madness creeps in, taking Loki and twisting him into something else. A weapon. Mistress Death will be, oh so pleased. Set before and during the events of Thor, and The Avengers.

sometimes the nightmares are about real things. sometimes they are about things that's aren't. sometimes they blend truth and untruth until you can't remember what happened and what didn't. these categories are all equally bad. somehow, together, you make it manageable.

Literally just a ton of multiship porn cause I can't seem to be able to write anything else. Have fun.

Puss’s owner dies and leaves him to the youngest son, who’s gone and fallen for a dame well above his station. It’s up to Puss to unite the two lovers and solve the case of a stolen jewel in the process. And maybe, just maybe, get himself a sweet life on easy street. First in the Two-Booted Tales series.

When Henry organises an evening of group sex, he never expects to meet a gorgeous man he wants to marry and have children with. Or, a meet-cute at a sex club.

“Why?” There must be a reason for him to hunt her down like this. Happy shrugged again, “Because I’m curious too. I’m curious, and I don’t get curious often.”

"...you really liked her, huh?"Tooru bites his lip."...I- I liked the idea of her," he says finally, and he can't meet Hajime's gaze anymore. "Didn't know her well enough to like her."Ah, but Hajime can tell his pride is hurt. Cheering him up when he’s like this requires-An idea crosses his mind, and before he can dismiss it or think better of it, he acts."Wanna dance?"

“My name is Wilhelm.” The blonde continued. He couldn't exactly say what he was thinking"Your?"“You can call me whatever you want, as long as you have money there.” The man said with a provocative smile.There was a knot forming in Wilhelm's stomach, but he forced the words out anyway. “So I need you to pretend your name is Alex.”“Alex?” The man repeated. "Serious? Now?"Wilhelm gulped as he slowly shook his head. “I... I have a proposal for you.”“I need you to be my boyfriend for a week. What’s your price?”“Make your offer, kitten, and then I’ll tell you if I’m interested or not.” Wilhelm was already regretting it, but he made an offer anyway. ------ Wilhelm is tired of seeing his relationships fail. Just when he thinks everything is fine, his boyfriend breaks up with him before his parents' birthday party. Because he feels pressured, he lies and hires a handsome boy from the show named Simon who has nothing to lose, to pose as his boyfriend. How far can this lie go? Can everything be overcome when love appears?

Maggie apologizes to Lena for arresting her. Naturally, the topic of Kara comes up. Does Maggie seeing her true feelings give Lena the courage she needs to finally ask out the Super of her dreams?

(Y/n) finds her life to be messed up yet again. Too many guys are after (Y/n). And that effects everyone! Enjoy! ;-)

It's not gay if it's bromance and it's also not gay if it's a brojob.

He's married, he has a charming French husband but when he falls into the hands of a handsome loan shark who wants something a little more than just money for repayment. Can Arthur resist his charm?

Dean and Cas had no idea how they'd ended up chained to a wall in the basement of...wherever the hell they were. They had no memory of being captured or transported or stripped of their weapons. It was also unclear why Cas was the only one who was mostly naked.They only knew that their plan to steal the Ark of the Covenant had gone very, very badly......and that Crowley was an enormous douche.PS: I think it's fair to say that if you use warded sex toys to edge an angel, that's just cheating.***PLEASE NOTE THE ARCHIVE WARNINGS AND THE TAGS***

When he looked down again he could see Derek at the bottom of the pile of rocks, front paws up on one of the boulders before him. He gave a small howl of disapproval and whined a bit before dropping back down so all four paws were on the sand again. "What? Go back to running around, ya lunatic. I'll be fine up here." He shouted down at the wolf. Derek glared up at Stiles, eyes glowing blue for a moment in a way that said 'be careful or I will kick your ass later' before he turned and took off down the beach again.

You're just a low tier supe. Expendable, in the eyes of Vought. The perfect "chew toy" to throw to Homelander in order to keep him satisfied. You were only supposed to shadow him for one week, so you can make his character more realistic in the propaganda game that Vought contracted you to work on. It was only supposed to be for one week, but you should know that Homelander isn't going to let you go that quickly. *Mind the tags!!!

John returns to his own universe, but everything is different.

Gotham was a city Tony avoided for a number of reasons outside of it being the most crime-ridden city in the world, but two of those reasons included a dude running around dressed as a bat expecting people to take him seriously and a creepy ass clown committing crimes. That was the stuff of nightmares.

Tav is an asshole and hands Astarion over to Gandrel at the first opportunity. Astarion is dragged back to Baldur's Gate, terrified by the thought that Cazador is just waiting to get his hands on him again. Luckily for him, a certain Cambion seems to be rather interested in his fate. Raphael offers him a pact: protection in exchange for servitude. Of course, the devil has his own plans, even if it's just to spite his father.

Louis and William Tomlinson are male omega twins, a rare occurrence in their world. It's even rarer to see twins so different from one another. Louis is the sweet, submissive twin who likes to wear dresses and heels and embraces soulmates to the fullest. Will on the other hand, gets tattoos and likes to drink, party and get high. Unlike his brother, who can't wait to find his soulmate, he despise the mark on his hip that links him to his soulmate. He'd be lucky to go his whole life without meeting them. But luck must favor Louis over William. Harry Styles is the biggest pop star on the scene and the alpha that the media feeds off. Harry's only salvation at not being seen as the manwhore his management makes him out to be is to find his soulmates. He's the only known alpha to have more than one soulmate and he's thankful for that. The more people to love and cherish, the better for his caring, protective alpha nature. But when he finds his omegas, they are definitely not what he's expecting but in the best way possible. However, winning them both over might be harder than he thought. Or, the one where Louis wants Harry and Harry wants Louis and Will and Will just wants to be his own person.

Sherlock and John meet for the first time while disposing of their freshly killed corpses. Happy Halloween!

Many thanks to Ari & Ciss who are helping me a TON. Based on a Tumblr post I can't find.-Tim Drake is assigned to investigate a ghost cult. Not a big deal, really, until you consider he's sent with Damian Wayne, an assasin who tried to kill him less than a year ago who he is expected to befriend because they're "brothers".What follows is as much as a mystery as a romance for Tim, and Damian, Dick, and Bruce finally learn actions have consequences- and they can't make Tim fix everything.-"Two lives are too many. I can return one of you- but you must choose."The abnormally grainy footage didn't allow lip reading, but body language transmitted well. There was Tim stepping forward, and Damien- he said something, had to from the way Tim bent in pain. There was a back and forth between the two before Tim took another step to the king."Some heroes," the king said, "I see only one here. I'll return you, as promised."To Tim, he said, "a hero was sacrificed, so I must accept." "I want to know what was said between Damien and Tim," Bruce said, "and how to get Tim out. I need you to focus on finding any way to get to him without sacrificing soneone."

Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.