I Need a Hero

“Yeah, but you’re entirely predictable. I mean, you’re a rich boy who’s good at sports and climbs the social ladder like it’s nothing. No way you like nerd stuff. You’re destined to be a douchebag, Harrington. The Munson Doctrine never lies.” As he speaks, Eddie can see Steve’s frown get deeper and his eyes get darker until he turns his head away and takes a shaky drag of the joint. He lets it out, still shaky, and seems to be gathering himself. Eddie is starting to brace for a punch or kick or something violent when Steve says, “You’re just as bad, then.” “What?” Steve takes another drag, his shoulders relaxing, and he looks at Eddie. “You’re no better, Munson. As much as you’d like to think otherwise, you’re also predictable. I mean, you’re a guy who feels like an outcast so he embraces the role and doesn’t bother to think he could ever be wrong about someone he’s never actually talked to before. Seems like you’re destined to be a douchebag, too.” For the first time in a long time, Eddie is speechless.

“What on earth are you singing?” Kara almost drops the mug she was pulling out of the cupboard at the sound of Cat’s voice. She’s overused her powers in an exhausting fight a few days ago, they have yet to return, and her life with Cat without her super hearing was proving to be challenging, to put it nicely. “You’re startling me on purpose, aren’t you?” Kara asks with a groan as she puts the cup on the counter island and stares at the other woman. It’s only then that she notices the cold demeanor and narrowed eyes. The scowl on her lips tells Kara she’s waiting for an answer. “Uh … My favorite things, from the movie The Sound of Music?” She asks, unsure as to why Cat is so cold and distant. She guesses Cat has something against Julie Andrews but that doesn’t explain the whole attitude. “Don’t. Ever. I mean it.”

For a ridiculous instant, Washington wishes he were sober. His head is such a whirlwind of drink and desire, and he knows tomorrow his memories of this will be fuzzy and fragmented. God damn it, he wants to remember. If he can only have this once—and surely he can only have this once—he wants the memory to be clear and vivid. Curse the wine blurring his thoughts and making his head heavy. Then again, if he were sober—if either one of them were sober—this wouldn't be happening at all.

Kylo and Reader explore a local haunted house and end up with a few Unexplained Events

Lance and Hunk are rewarded for defeating the Baku and saving Queen Luxia’s people. However, instead of a celebratory massage, Lance is given a classic tentacle up the ass. Well, a few actually. Who knew mermaids had such funky junk?

Eggsy is desperate for help. Harry, a social worker, wants something more. When a colleague needs help with a case, he is more than willing to lend a hand. This is the story where an aging social worker meets the love of his life.

Yoongi meets his neighbor from across the hall after an incident with too many grocery bags. He was so lucky he met Hoseok, the Golden Angel Man of his dreams. He knew he had found his Soul Partner. Yoongi was not aware that Hoseok was not aware of this. They manage to date for a few months without Hoseok even knowing. Obviously, this was going to be problematic.

Sirius comes up with a plan to get redemption for a horrible mistake he's made and he hopes to save the wizarding world in the process. But who will save Sirius? This story was written before the release of OotP, and is not compliant with OotP, HBP and DH.

Merlin didn't expect to enjoy the Renaissance Faire that Will was dragging him to. But then, he didn't expect to catch the attention of one of the knights in the jousting tourney.

What if Severus Snape finds himself naturally acting submissive around Harry whenever they're alone? Is it really only his gratitude for being saved or…? Or Severus finds out after the war he’s Harry's mate, Harry fundling over the idea of domming his Potion Professor and the Staff of Hogwarts who enjoy watching the duo become more flustered…

Based on the canon event where CatNap dies by his savior, he thought it's the end of his life, but fate had different plans for him...

Ichigo loses the powers Rukia bestowed him. So he trains with Urahara and unlocks his true power. Through his training he meets the three spirits that make up his Zanapkuto. Tsubaki, Shuno, and Shiro.

Viktor wakes up in a hospital bed and a brown eyed man walks in, greeting him with a kiss on his forehead. Viktor doesn't know who this man is.

Telling the truth is tougher than it looks.

From a prompt meme on tumblr #17: "Oh, just digging myself a nice grave, you?” with Dick and Jason.

Harry Potter does not live the life he was suppose to have as the boy-who-lived.All of that was thrown away when Voldemort heard a second prophecy that foretold Harry to be his mate, but he fails to retrieve the baby Potter before Dumbledore casts the killing curse toward him. The curse forces his soul to leave his body but not before he port-keys the infant into the waiting arms of the Malfoys. From then on Harry would be known as Aries Lucius Malfoy, the eldest Malfoy heir.Voldemort still has some tricks up his sleeve to make sure his mate stays safe.

Prom's coming up, and Clint's been waiting for his boyfriend to officially ask him. And waiting. And waiting.

Whenever Viktor Krum is in town, he stays with Ron and Hermione. Ron loves when Viktor Krum is in town. Ron hates when Viktor Krum is in town.

Would he have been okay with Lucifer staying? Did he want him to stay? Did he want Lucifer to climb back into his bed and kiss him again in a way that was entirely, undeniably and unapologetically sexual? …Maybe. ~|~ I finally finished it! 6500 fuckin words of disgustingly fluffy (and yet also kinky) porn about two tired dads figuring their shit out together. MIND THE TAGS, y’all. Al’s a damn cannibal, don’t be fuckin surprised that I added blood play. <3 ~kisses ALSO a special thanks the lovely @Ntrashdemon on X for letting me scream at them about this fic while I was writing it <3

Oneshots (some turned into multiple chapters, mostly smut) I write about the CoD ensemble Minors do not interact!!!

Was it odd that Sai was beginning to unnerve him? Lee knew that Sai was a bit off thanks to his lack of understanding emotion but...recently it felt like Sai was...no, he must be wrong. (Second in the Yandere Seme series) SaiLee

She catches him looking, and she’s all too good at asking the most perceptive questions. Or, Lagertha understands a thing or two about self-preservation. Written in the context of asexual!Athelstan. Slight Athelstan/Lagertha.

Nick wants to take things to the next level with Charlie. Charlie has a thing for Nick’s arms. A series of Charlie and Nick’s adventures and firsts. Smut, fluff, and angst ensues.

"The Toymaker" it's a "what if?" alternative universe of Arcane - LoL series. This first act will retell the final events of the third episode of season 1 to set the beginning of this alternative story path: What if Powder was adopted by Viktor instead and Vi wasn't arrested?

Where Darcy and Steve need a couples-costume for Halloween. And hilarity of all kinds ensue. May be a little crack-y.

Prince S'chn T'gai Spock of Vulcan, engaged to Prince James Tiberius Kirk of Earth through an arrangement made by their parents many years ago, writes to his intended on the day of his birth in the interest of diplomacy. Jim is not interested in diplomacy. Though there is no precedent set for the commencement of a written correspondence begun due to these specific parameters, I will strive to maintain, to the best of my abilities and with ample preparatory research previously conducted, the appropriate level of formality between us, based on a number of factors, primarily examples of a similar nature.

Arthur's alone-time is sacrosanct but Eames has a way of getting round that sort of thing.

Athos, Aramis and Porthos give D'Artagnan a much needed lesson in manners.