Grant Me a Bitter Glory

Look, Alex Claremont-Diaz might be many things; a caffeine addict, a bit of a slob (yes he will pick up some of the clothes on the floor and throw out his old notes sometime), an avid list maker (even this itself is a list, see, point proven), a stubborn motherfucker, professional insomniac… But one thing he’s not is an idiot. Sometimes he gets a little bit oblivious, he can admit to that much, it might take him some time to figure things out. Like why he wasn’t welcomed at June and Nora’s sleepovers sometimes or how they had this weird connection between them and what it meant. But he gets there eventually, okay? So it took him some time, well it should have been obvious from his first reaction to Henry’s ’But we were ever so careful, dear’ message, giggling into his phone like a fucking tennager, but he is now very well aware of the fact that he is into Henry. And reluctantly he can admit that it might not be purely physical attraction, he may or may not be harboring some feelings towards the unnecessarily charming asshole as well. OR What would happen if Alex figured out he was bisexual and attracted to Henry before the New Year's Eve Party.

“Nu-uh. You can’t listen for the first time like this, you have to play it loud.” Lance waved the phone in the air as he spoke, and Pidge glared at him as he held it out of reach. “I’m… going back to the training deck,” Keith mumbled and turned on his heel. There was no way he was going to listen to whatever weird music Lance had on his phone. What kind of name was Spice Girls anyway? “Nope! No, you - No, no, no. No, you don't,” Lance reached out and grabbed Keith’s wrist, and Keith had a minor sense of déjà vu. “What—” Keith turned around, and Lance was very much there inside of his personal space bubble. The Cuban boy had a very determined look in his eyes, and Keith had a horrible feeling about this whole situation.

prompt: “After the Battle of Yavin, Luke comes to Han's bunk in the middle of the night seeking comfort. Han has a much dirtier idea of what ‘comfort’ means.” Well alright then.

Luffy’s hand had trailed up from where it had been guiding Sanji into Zoro and had now clasped firmly around Zoro’s red, flushed cock. He gave it a few strokes before slicking it with lube. Twisting his hand expertly around the head, he spread the slick substance around the pulsating length. Zoro sighed in pleasure and leant back, eyes drooping closed. It wasn't until he felt Luffy push himself onto the table did he open them. Luffy was straddling him, smoothing his still slick hands up over Zoro’s toned stomach to slide up his chest, tugging his nipples as he went. He leaned forward, lifting his ass into the air as he did so. His eyes were locked onto Zoro’s, predatory gaze burning intently into him as though he wished to devour him. And then, he sank back down, and Zoro only had enough time to suck in a sharp inhale as he felt his cock nudge the soft skin of Luffy’s hole before it slid inside in one fluid motion. -------- AKA: Luffy and Sanji dicking down Zoro.

Or the one where Stiles couldn’t figure out why Isaac started calling him mom and realized he and Derek have been mated for almost two months now.

“You want to know a secret, Chuck Hansen?” Raleigh purrs. “I don’t give a shit who you are. You may be a rich and powerful executive, but to me you’re just another civilian and I couldn’t care less how much money you make.” “You’re a gardener,” the boy says, spitting mad. Still, he’s calmed down, at least. No longer thrashing. Working title: like hate-fucking without the hate.

“Yeah like that baby. Wanted to be fucked by a big cock, didn’t you?” Hyunjin wants to scoff but his tongue is tied to the bottom row of his teeth, mouth open as his spit dribbles down his chin. His hips are grabbed in two capable hands and the rest is history. Time passes a little weird whenever he gets fucked, especially this good. His head is a mess, mouth forever open around the noises he spills. It feels like he’s fully aware of what's happening but also not at all. // tldr; a fic about the adventures of our local slutty football captain and his exquisite (not) taste in men

When Buffy tells Spike in 'Lovers Walk' that he tends to cause trouble, she's not just referring to his Sunnydale antics. There was also that time she ran into him in Los Angeles. Set one week post-Acathla.

Certainly Jeeves doesn't ask for very much time off. Ever since the time he returned from an afternoon with his aunt (yes, he voluntarily spends time with an aunt!) to find the absolute cock-up I'd made of a poached egg and toast for tea, I think he may be somewhat reluctant to abandon the fort, to tell you the truth. Sometimes I have to positively order him to take a spot of rest and relaxation, for his own good. So it was on this particular morning, when I thought I detected the slightest hint of a droop in his starch. "Jeeves," I asked from the comfort of my bed, "how long has it been since you took a day off?"

When Vee discovers Hunter used to be the Golden Guard, she gets upset and refuses to speak to him. But since neither of them have anywhere else to go, they're stuck navigating an extremely difficult relationship. It doesn't help that Hunter is keeping a secret from her.

Scott McCall is at home preparing to get a good night's rest to prepare for the start of the semester, he wants to make first line on the lacrosse team this year. Then his best friend Stiles turns up and they head into the woods to search for half of a dead body. What could go wrong? This is a prequel to the story 'A Doggy of my Own', so if you have already read that story you'll already know how this is going to end.

“There are only ten of you. Well. Nine.” Felix’s boot kicks lightly against the corpse’s side, blood spilling from its ripped open chest and staining the floor. He tilts his head slightly, before he drops the man’s heart, which hits the floor with a sickening squish. He flashes the attackers a grin, teeth on display, scales shimmering across his skin, radiant as the sun. These people hurt his family. There is no mercy, here. “You’d have needed more than that.” aka. an escaped dragon, a tired team dad, and an evil organization walk into a bar. there’s not really a joke if nobody’s laughing.

Akashi Seijuurou is the student council president, the heir to a corporate giant, and someone who excels at everything he does. Imperfection is not a word in his dictionary. On the other end of the spectrum, Kuroko Tetsuya is the living embodiment of the word. He's autistic, invisible, and yet for some reason, Seijuurou just keeps coming back for more.

Basically what the title says. Sam and Dean's thoughts during their interrogations in The Usual Suspects.

A turtle's shell is incredibly hard and durable. And it makes for some unique combat situations. Poor Donatello.

One's a world-hopping botanist just trying to get home. One's a certifiable killer, looking for same. Together they fight crime do good.

There were a few things Newt regretted in her life. Getting pregnant by Hannibal Chau was one of them. Girl!Newt AU.

Chuuya looked up to return the smile, and Higuchi was pretty sure he said something, but she didn’t have a clue what it was when she saw his left hand. His exposed left hand. Or, the students at Bungo University find out that Nakahara Chuuya is married. The only problem: they don't know to whom.

Hinata was doing his daily scoop of Grindr when he found his exact type. Kageyama would say that he was addicted to the app, that it was some sort of sickness that he actively sought out men to fuck him.Hinata would then promptly correct him, saying that he was adickted and that he couldn't help himself. He definitely couldn't help himself after seeing the abs on this man.

In which Albus and Scorpius get drunk at a party and things are said. P.S. This comes up labelled as having Adult Content, but it actually doesn't and it won't, so just ignore that and click Proceed :)

This takes place during episode 5. After the tour of the hotel. Lucifer has had the most important person walk out of his life, his very own wife. He dealt with that. But what he can’t deal with is Alastor walking out of his life and then not telling him he was back until he saw him at the hotel. So he needs an apology and Alastor better make it a good one.

"I'm gonna have sex with you", he said casually, feet dangling from the edge of his bed. I almost choked on the piece of gum I was chewing.“What?” I replied calmly, slowly turning around in my chair. He only clicked his tongue and continued staring at me with his huge eyes.“I said-““I know what you said”, I cut him off; “and just in case you didn’t hear my exclaim of utter confusion, I’ll repeat it: what. the. actual. fuck?”He tilted his head a little, before parting his lips into a small smile.“Like I said, I’m gonna have sex with you.”_________________________________________________________________________ Iero, Frank. 24 years old. White. Inmate number 6404. Charge: Fourth Degree Drug Distribution. Previous served prison sentences: 2. Way, Gerard. 28 years old. White. Inmate number 4935. Charge: Manslaughter. Previous served prison sentences: none.

Three word Prompt Clint Mistake Pain or Clint seems to keep making mistakes. One that costs a life of an innocent woman, and one that may cost him his relationship

Viktor screws up and him and Yuuri break up.Yuuri goes to Yurio for comfort, and the little russian finally gathers his courage to confess his feelings to his Katsudon. Seen from Yurio point of view, song fic based on Misery Business - Paramore.

A Creaturefic. Harry is a weremouse. He was infected by a blood transfusion from a pregnant female weremouse. Not many know about this because of glamours; only a select few, such as Dumbledore, Snape, Lupin and Madam Pomfrey. Due to a Potions accident, he starts changing even more and infects Draco and Snape. HP/DM, SS/RL, RW/HG, PP/CW

“They just want to stay home and do the nasty.”