The Perils of Fungi

Chuuya hadn't considered what going on a date with Dazai would look like.

Dean keeps dying and Sam can't change that. But Sam's last resort might just be the last thing he ever does.

Voldemort wins the war and Harry is forced into service of another kind.

When Victor's parents make a surprise visit, Yuuri finally understands exactly why Victor is so Extra™.

Written for this prompt: "Thranduil sits Kili on his lap and whispers in his ear all the things he'd like to do to him." Then I guess I slightly drifted away from there...or not? I don't even know!

Will is feeling sick and longs for a childhood remedy. Hannibal has to choose between aesthetics and a Grumpy Graham Cracker.

Unable to go on any longer with Clint in Loki's filthy hands, Coulson takes matters into his own hands despite Fury's orders and convinces Loki to take him on board so he can at least be with his beloved. Loki jumps at the chance to torment the lovers but little does he know Coulson has a trick up his sleeve. “I’m sure Clint has told you my qualifications. I’ll make a good asset to your team. The Avengers will manage without me. Leave right now and I’ll follow.” Loki regarded him for a long while, but ended up shaking his head with narrowed eyes. “…No. You don’t want to join me.” Coulson shifted, purposely, and genuinely, because he was acting as much as it was real. “…I want to be with Clint. No matter what it takes.”

Kara had known jealousy when she’d had to witness James with Lucy for months. It had been a cold feeling that would settle in her chest, but despite the pain it caused her, she’d been strong enough to overcome it. She still remembered her anger and hatred for Non, she remembered being under the influence of the red kryptonite. Experiences she wished she’d never have to relive. She’d thought, back then, that there weren’t many other feelings that could cause her to lose her temper; that she had experienced them all and knew how to control them. She’d been wrong.

I'll never leave your side again, I promise.

Omegas have to be arranged to marry young Newt learns. When they go into heat their bodies need to mate, need an alpha to sooth the ache or it won't go away. So Newt's parents chose Percival for him and sometimes people think it's cruel but Newt never had, it had been a comfort, to know Percival was waiting for him.

Phil's positive he doesn't know this guy. He's just some punk in a purple hoodie; there's no reason for him to be familiar. Now adapted into a marvelous podfic by the equally-marvelous litra! You can hear the recording here.

Seventeen year old Bulma has been dreaming of a prince, but when he actually turns up, things don't work out quite as she hoped. Bulma, Goku and Krillin's night starts out with a sleepover and ends flying away to save the Earth with the Saiyans, or maybe in spite of them. Teens, tweens and Saiyans set off in a mess of crossed purposes into ever-darkening circumstances. This was a submission for the We're Just Saiyan Community's Disney themed Bulma/Vegeta challenge, which grew into a multi-chapter epic. You should be able to guess the inspiration from the name alone. Not nearly as kid-friendly as a Disney film, hence the M rating for language, themes, blood, violence and sexual content.

Archivist’s note: a selection from correspondence penned by Nathaniel Howe, a Grey Warden who served shortly following the Fifth Blight. These were discovered among his personal effects following his death, and as such were likely never sent to their intended recipients.

Alex calls the stupid advice podcast because he’s bored and out of ideas and he’s been trying his best, but Henry doesn’t seem to be feeling any better. “My friend was seeing this guy for four months, and then just got straight up ghosted. What can I do to support him?” The podcast host - a comedian most of the time - answers, “Oh, you’re gonna have to fuck him.”

Stiles gets sick and tries to cancel his movie night with Jackson, but Jackson has other ideas.

''I know'', he said, trying to sound composed, as if that very knowledge wasn't tearing him apart from the inside. The other took in a shaky breath, as he tilted over and let his head rest against Minho's chest. They had known from the start, it would come to this, but it didn't prepare them for it actually happening.''no matter what happens, don't go. Please.". - Lee Minho’s life was far from what people called a comfortable life. Growing up poor, with a sick mother and a hardworking father, who died when he was seventeen, he was forced to leave School to support his family. Struggling to meet ends, Minho takes on a job as a bodyguard, but the golden opportunity, with a suspiciously high salary, comes with a lot more difficulties than anticipated. Especially, when he finds himself growing too close to the subject of his protection.

Sansa Stark always liked her coffee hot and sweet. She finally found a guy that makes the sentence "I like my men the same way I like my coffee" real to her. Jon snow has no right to be that hot. Or: Sansa opens the coffee shop of her dreams, makes great friends and meets an unbelievably hot Jon Snow.

The night they get back, they find themselves wrapped up in each other.

In short, A cheater fanfiction BTS x reader (one-shot) for each members

What do you need to know about this universe? Daniel Jackson is out and proud. And because of Pentagon homophobia, he's required to live under constant military surveillance. Guess where. (Yes, dear friends, I have lost my mind. Why do you ask?)

Remus Lupin enters his sixth year dealing with the fall-out of the events of Dependence. Regulus Black just makes everything more complicated. Severus and James decide to try actually dating. PLEASE READ: I have been overwhelmed by the amount of people looking forward to and asking about part 3. Unfortunately I am focusing on other works/fandoms and part three may not be up for years. I appreciate this goes against what I have previously said but at this point in time I am NOT working on part 3. Sorry to disappoint. I do appreciate the comments but want to be upfront. Thank you.

There's a place in Neal Caffrey's head where he doesn't have to lie to himself or be three steps ahead of the other guy, but so far only Peter has found it -- and Peter won't give him what he really wants. Elizabeth, meanwhile, is slowly adjusting to the idea of abetting felons...

"You can't leave me if you don't have limbs, after all."Sangwoo couldn't bear the thought of Bum running away. Now he can't run at all.

Nino had been serious about not getting caught again, but Jean knew that if he just asked, Nino would reveal himself. Nino would probably do anything Jean asked. That was the problem.

Kinktober 2020 (Except I'm not really following any guidelines.) Izuku is hit by a strange kink-centered quirk. Bakugou offers to assist him with his explorations. A cohesive plot based kinktober fic. Kinks listed in chapter titles, tags will update with each chapter.*Story and editing complete!*

Hermione Granger wanted to lose control. And Draco Malfoy wanted to take it.

Draco picked up her hand from his lap and kissed it. "Vodka, peach Schnapps, Raspberry liqueur, heavy cream and whipped cream." VERY SEXY ONE-SHOT

Gabriel likes to show up from time to time and start invisibly fucking one of the boys. Today it's Dean's turn.