You're a shark and I'm swimming

“Uh.” Harrington’s eyes are darting up to Eddie’s face and back down to his clasped hands, over and over. “So. I was — but it’s not like that, y’know? Because I’m — and I just wanted to —“ “Harrington,” Eddie interrupts, scowling. “Stop wasting my time. Spit it the fuck out.” Harrington glares at him, eyes narrowing. “Fine. Fine.” He pauses, biting his lip, before saying, “Are you gay?” Eddie’s blood runs cold. His brain stalls. “Uh. I don’t think I understand.” Harrington throws his head back in frustration, cursing under his breath at the sky. The movement ruffles his hair, strands curling around his ears as he looks upwards. When he looks back to Eddie, he says, very slowly, “I was hoping you were gay, Munson, so I could give you a blowjob and prove to myself that I’m good at it.” —— Or; the basketball team unanimously votes that Steve would be the worst at giving a blowjob. Steve wants to test the truth of that with the only guy he knows might be down to help - Eddie Munson.

The Holmes boy's have fell in a deep depression, John and Greg don't know until it is to late. Sherlock finds drugs.Mycroft finds emptiness.John finds Sherlock.Greg finds Mycroft.

Compilation of many short Leverage fics.

This is like a continuation of my first fic, I just wanted Stiles to take care of Peter. “Am I yours?” asked the wolf looking Stiles in the eyes.“Of course, you all belong to me”“And to me, I’m the Alpha” interrupted Derek, and when Stiles turned to him, the alpha was pouting.

What's wrong with Judy? Takes place before 'Heart Like A Kickdrum'

In which Suguru Getou doesn't declare war against Jujutsu society and decides to abandon his genocidal path after faking his death. Somehow this ends with the strongest sorcerer alive being trapped by a curse months later.

Stiles only has himself to blame to getting injured in the preserve at night. But to his luck, there are friendly creatures in the woods. Very friendly.

Keith has been stressed lately, and Lance has a few ideas on how to help him with it. Blowjobs, bickering, incorrect use of the universe's most powerful weapon

After spending most of his summer locked in the house, Castiel, the son of Duke Novak, decides to leave it for a couple of hours and goes to the woods, meeting Dean, another lonely kid who treats him like an equal and who runs to the woods to get some freedom like Castiel. The two kids quickly develop a strong friendship, slowly falling in love, until they get together, keeping it a secret because homosexual love is forbidden and condemned. But they are discovered and forced to go on separate ways, until fifteen years later, they meet again, but things are even more difficult than before.

Keith is a struggling musician just needing to pay the rent. Lance is a high-end prostitute with a heart of gold. They meet when Keith accepts the job as Lance's new driver and sometimes bodyguard.

Every day Stiles would show up at Erica and Boyd's bakery for his favorite cupcake. Chocolate Explosion. Except the last one was sold one day. Bought by a smoking hot dark-haired man. Any other day, Stiles would had run away from someone so out his league. But that was before they took what was rightfully his.

New York, NY: Bucky, the "Winter Soldier" Barnes is the decade's up and coming boxing champion, seemingly to have come out of nowhere. Enter Steve Rogers, a seemingly inconspicuous English teacher ex-Marine who knows love when he sees it. Bucky doesn't know what love means until he first kisses Steve, until he gets in the ring and finds himself wanting to come home.

Maggie's always working alongside the DEO so Alex decides to return the favor. Yet, her spell with the NCPD doesn't exactly go to plan. or The one where Alex takes a bullet for Maggie.

Adam wants Blake . He loves and needs her. But.....sometimes....He Just can't help it.So he takes her by force.

When Shiro steps out of his lion after the final battle with Zarkon, something is off. Seems like he missed something. Ten years of it.

After the New York attack, Odin has taken Loki’s magic, made him mortal and imprisoned him. But Asgard is not a safe place for the Trickster under these conditions. Recent events make Odin decide to take away one more thing from his second son, his memory going back for the last four years. This decision and events that lead to it cause Frigga to decide that Asgard is not safe for Loki’s reduced station. From stories Thor had told, she decides that Tony Stark’s tower would make an excellent secure location for amnesiac Loki to be under house arrest. COMPLETE Sequel Anthony of Asgard Just a heads up, the final sequel, Stark InterGalactic is currently posting.Stark InterGalactic Link

Working for Jungkook isn’t the same as working for Hoseok. For starters, Jungkook doesn’t smile, he doesn’t appreciate you, and he gives you too much work. It doesn’t help that he’s incredibly handsome and has women at his beck and call. But as the tension grows, it becomes impossible to resist him. You’ve dedicated yourself to your job for 8 years so when you finally decide to put yourself first, he asks you to reconsider. And while you know that leaving is difficult, you learn that when it comes to Jungkook, staying is always so much harder.

The most beautiful treasure Jotunheim had to offer was one Helblindi could never touch, no matter how much he dreamed and desired. It would be that spoiled brat of a Crown Prince who claimed Loki’s love in the end.

Remus is acting oddly, and may even be keeping secrets. Harry is determined to help him out any way he can. Not compliant with HBP or DH (written and first published in 2005)

simon has feelings. jace plays the piano to calm down. sex ensues? [first smut ever written. i read it enough, so why the heck not?][no clace, no sizzy. happens after City of Heavenly Fire. major spoilers :D]

Harry Styles is on top of the world. He's moving to Chicago to live in a kick ass apartment that he's sharing with his old college friend, Niall. When their old college crew makes plans to hang out, Harry realizes he will be coming face to face with his unrequited crush, Louis.- H: Tommo’s? N: Yeah. Tommo. Louis. Tomlinson. Are we seriously doing this? You really gonna pretend you don’t know who I’m talking about? Dude I’ve seen you sign ‘Harry Tomlinson’ all over a piece of paper. H: That was a long time ago! N: So you do know who I’m talking about then H: Yes. Just it was a long time ago. N: It was 3 years ago not 30 years ago. Anyway I’ll text you the address. Liam and Zayn will meet you there in an hour and I’ll be there as soon as I can. H: I can’t just show up! N: Why not? He knows you’re coming. See you there. Later.

With his battle against the Black Organization in a stalemate and his relationship with Ran deteriorating, Conan seeks escapism by attending a Kaitou KID heist. He’s not sure how to feel when he later finds the thief injured and shrunken. In which Kaito gets shrunk, so he has to pose as Conan’s twin brother to protect his identity. ---(commenter reviews)--- "Err, Let’s hope Ran doesn’t come to the conclusion of twincest… 😳"- chapter 10 "why is it so depressing bro"- chapter 11 "giving kudos because i heard about the cousins reveal. not a detective conan fan though 😭"- chapter 12 "Aww poor babies 💔 make them suffer more please 🥺"- chapter 16

Or: Fuck Treasure Island, And Also Actual History, And Probably Season Four Canon, Too "He is so terribly in love with you," Madi murmurs to him from out of nowhere, sitting easy in the curve of his arm in the shade of their small porch.

Frank and Gerard have kissed before, they want each other, that's been obvious for a while to the others, it took them a while to where they are now but it's been worth it. Smut. And a lot of it. Frank slid his fingers up over Gerard's back, feeling the bumps and lines of his backbone. "Are you going to make music for me?" He was still giggling, but there was something to his voice, something thick and low."If you find the right places to play we could definitely come up with a melody" he said in almost a whisper and let his lips brush Frank's as he spoke.Frank shuddered, gasping against his lips. "You're the best fucking song in the world,"

It was that time of year. The time of year you bark out a mucus filled, big nasty, coughs. When your ears a clogged from it, when your throat is so raw it burns when you swallow. And because he himself was a human he wasn't immune to this hell, and with Stilinski luck he was fortunate enough to catch it.

It’s a typical story, actually. An unrequited love over his best friend, a stupid affair with the basketball captain and that whole strange process of falling in love. Baek Hyun probably have had skipped few steps in the relationships 101, but oh well, what the hell.

Harry wakes on his eighteen birthday to the biggest shock of his life, then finds out it's something he has to learn to live with.