You're a shark and I'm swimming

Bofur wants to give Dwalin a proper courtship. That means waiting until they return to the Lonely Mountain. But a lot of things can happen in three months.

Michael craved stimuli and yet despised it; Lincoln, in his own ways, was much the same. Michael tapped things, counted, checked, tested, always consuming more information. Keenly aware of what normal was and how difficult it was for him to achieve it, Lincoln got an early start dulling the edges of his own perception, because he wanted that kind of thing to get the fuck out of his head. There were times they wanted the same sensations at the same time, but there was always a line, some hidden seam between good and bad that neither of them could locate until they snagged it and the moment passed.

In a world where DNA has overtaken the atom as the weapon of choice, Tony Stark has decided there is no future for him as a manufacturer of weaponised life-forms. Instead he decides to use biotechnology to amaze and educate the masses. Thus, Jurassic Stark – an amusement park with a difference. Instead of twee rides and tame animals he will wow the public with real-life dinosaurs. What can possibly go wrong? Well, Steve Rogers could name one or two things. If the storm that trapped his tour in the middle of the park hadn’t been bad enough, it turns out that you really don’t want to make Dr. Banner angry (unless you like T. Rex that is). Oh yeah, and the Velociraptor keeper, who goes by the unusual name of Loki, seems to be both able to communicate with the raptors and intent on taking over the park. Frankly, Stark is a dick who doesn’t think his plans through. Will the team learn to pull together? Can they defeat Loki and his sinister raptor army? How many hours can the author spend researching dinosaur behaviour instead of writing? If you want the answers to all these questions and more – or if you’ve ever wanted Steve to kick a Velociraptor in the head – then this is the fic for you.

Louis does not think he's perfect but when Harry sees him wrapped up in his huge sweater he can't believe that this boy does not know how perfect he is. So he tells him...

The spell was forbidden for a reason. His master knew that and so did he. However, when faced with a foe who seeks to command the ancient forces of magic, he finds he cannot avoid the nightmare of his past. But there are consequences for calling the energy to use that spell and not even time itself can save him.

His ready reprimands vanished when he caught the sight of her. For a moment, he simply stared – then the words tumbled out before he could stay them.“Why is your hair purple?”

Being a maid would be much easier if the cat would just let her do her job. AU - Instead of joining the RFA via random text, MC is hired on as one of the maids assigned to Jumin Han’s penthouse. Nothing else about the setting has changed, the messenger and the RFA still exist, only the MC’s position has been altered.

Leorio and Kurapika are coworkers, and the lonely Kurta can't stop thinking about the tall drink of water from accounting. Just a little self indulgent thing that got out of hand because I just can't with these two. Loosely based on the prompt "Imagine person A always wearing fancy clothes, then one day they decide to wear something casual, and person B thinks it’s the hottest thing ever."

While Hazel is off meeting with Hecate, Leo helps Nico get the splinters out of his arm. 6 years later, the author turns his first fanfiction into a chaptered story. “You’re really fixated on that Ant-man thing, huh,” Leo says. “It’s homoerotic,” Nico replies, voice drier than Death Valley, both in the humour sense and the sense where Leo wants to take him to Costco, buy fifty bucks of bottled water, and sit there while he drinks it, which is basically straight out of 50 cute dates to take your first ever gay crush on so he falls in love with you.

After saving the world, Eggsy is left without a code name. In fact he doesn't even have a place at the round table. Luckily there's another spy agency with a rash of vacancies. Or the one where the Kingsman don't want Eggsy, but MI6 does.

"We love you John, we both do"

A tired Bat just wants to sleep but is disturbed by the sexy. This is my first ever fanfic. It was very spur of the moment. I have no beta so all errors, grammatical and continuity, are my own. This fic is dedicated to Trista_zevkia.I hope it's not too awful. It is also inspired by all the amazing authors who are Brave enough to post here. So although I am nervous as all Heck, here is smut.No plot, no story or background, just plain ol porn. If you don't like boyxboy, then please don't read ok? Constructive criticism is welcome but I don't think my fragile ego could take any harshness yet.I'm sure I'll laugh about this one day ;)

After their first job for Weston, Trevor walked off in the highway patrol uniform. Later that night, he paid Michael a visit.

Yuuri likes to think he's a good person and he is. But he knows that there will always be a stain in his heart. He abandoned someone who needed him and lied to himself about it. He told himself they were fine when he knew they weren't. Before going off to the Grand Prix Yuuri and Victor travel back to Japan to fix what he left behind.

In a back room at the Paris Peace Accords in 1973, Charles gets tasered instead of Raven, and it changes everything. (On Tumblr here.)

In an AU where you are in a secret relationship with Zen that turns sour when his management stage a fake relationship between he and Echo Girl, Jumin is there to comfort you. Choose your own ending - who will you pick? Jumin or Zen?

Alec joins a swimming club, and meets a wonderful person called Magnus Bane. And even though Alec wants to hold his hand, and kiss him, and- nope nope nope no he doesn't he DEFINITELY doesn't. Slowly, he lets down his walls to allow Magnus in. But Magnus has secrets of his own, so can two boys of completely different worlds, battling completely different demons, realise that they aren't as different as they might seem?

Bruno plans a gift to keep on giving for Abba's birthday.

"Yuuri, I love you more than anything in the world, but I'm not going to stand here and watch you destroy yourself."-----------------------------------What Viktor knows is only the beginning, whilst Yuuri isn't sure he'll make it to the end.Witness the two of them battle their way through mental illness, addiction and adoration, as well as trying to maintain a stable relationship.The clock is ticking. Which one of them will be the first to snap?-----------------------------------Trigger warning: I gotta be honest it's literally fucking everything lolol-----------------------------------Uploading a fic from wattpad onto this website, so if you see it on the app don't freak out - both stories are mine! It's pretty shit, but hey, it's the first commitment to finishing a story that I've actually made, so you might as well stay along for the ride. :)-----------

[Written for a prompt; the full prompt is inside] Cas is in a relationship with Dick Roman, who is so busy with his political aspirations, that Cas feels neglected. When his ex-boyfriend, Dean Winchester, calls him unexpectedly, Cas can't help but meet up with him. He falls in love with Dean all over again, and embarks on an affair with him, because they were just meant to be together.

Sometimes... Life is shit, but you just have to keep moving on. It likes to throw twists and turns and no matter how much you want to give up, you have to keep moving forward. Sherlock and John's life are far from easy. They've gone through far more than any teenage boy ever has to go through. They are both so alone in the universe... until one day a miracle happens. No, life isn't easy... but with the right people in your life... they can soften the blows and make it so much better.

Dean remembers the first time he took the hormones. He was eighteen and had stayed home from school while their dad was on a hunt. Sam was at school and Dean was alone. He had stolen a packet from the nearby pharmacy and nicked a beer from the fridge. He remembers the momentary feeling of euphoria and then pain. And the hospital and his dad's face in his peripheral vision. Dean has never felt right in the body of an Alpha, after support, and a little urging on Sam's part, Dean decides to go through Alpha to Omega transitioning. (This is the first part of a series involving Dean and Sam following Dean's transition, pregnancy and life once he becomes an omega.)

Kylo comes upon Rey in the bath. Shenanigans ensue. I got this idea from Tumblr

Mycroft doesn't need therapy. Obviously. So why is everyone trying to convince him to go and why doesn't anyone have any regular bandages?

A summoning goes awry.

Focusing on the end of the first Ice Age movie of the series, Diego is badly injured and needs the help and love of his friends to survive. One of which he's pretty sure he loves and knows he shouldn't, the other of which he loves and they're both fine with that. But as they begin the journey out of the land of ice and snow, Diego's past comes to light in heavy ways, settling something within Manny ages ago left bereft and wounded. For Sid it's only the beginning of a whirlwind romance that shouldn't be possible. Together, they'll find each other and their herd will get just a bit bigger.

After the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione finally believed she could have an easy life. She had a wonderful boyfriend, great friends and a wonderful family. Or so she thought.After one fatal discovery, Hermione is left hurt and betrayed.Then her life wiht her family gets worse and then she makes another discovery and it launches her in to who she was always meant to be. Hermione Zabini.

Luffy squirmed a little before settling, “what’s adopted?” “Means that Shanks and I claim you as our kid,” Benn replied instantly. “Could take my name officially if you wanted to and be Benn Luffy like me and Captain.” Benn and Luffy Dad & Son moment

“Just k-keep breathing,” he instructs Aiba, like it is that easy – his voice cracking in the most embarrassing way ever, and forcing a smile that he hopes is encouraging enough for Aiba to keep fighting.