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Trials of Tainted Hyrule
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Trials of Tainted Hyrule

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What would happen if Ganondorf wasn't the real villain of BOTW? What if he was simply a Gerudo king with a talent for magic, looking for an alliance with Hyrule, destined to carry the Calamity in his soul- but raised by Urbosa, who prevented this, unleashing the Calamity upon Hyrule? What if Ganon was locked inside the castle with Zelda, holding off the Calamity for 100 years, preventing Link from losing his memories?Oh yeah, and his spell to make all the monsters less dangerous makes them want to fuck things instead of kill them. So there's that. Link is not going to be happy. (Chapters tagged in titles, for those of you who only skim tags when it's this long, like me)(Also now because there's a tag limit and I had to take down over half of them.) Currently on hiatus due to real life difficulties. Thank you for your patience.
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No. No no no no no! Link refused to cry out even when his sword was knocked from his hand, his wooden shield torn away. He fought valiantly, he thought, but these were just bokoblins! How had they defeated him so soundly? Had he grown so weak in the past hundred years? Wait, no, these monsters were
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