a little bit like love

Prompt made by turtleofthehallow on tumblr! “ I need someone to write fanfiction of Lucifer and Alastor making a deal, but Luci botches the wording of the deal so bad that they end up married instead, and neither of them know how to break the deal, so they're just stuck like this until further notice “ -- Alastor And Lucifer Tried to make a deal, a deal where Alastor Stays Away from the kings daughter, but Lucifer being the Clumsy Man he is, botched up the agreement. Now Alastor and Lucifer are Officially married and there's havoc everywhere Lucifer Doesnt know how to deal With. Being Alastor, he torments the man to a point that makes him burst how will they deal with this Accedential Consort ?

The war is over but the battle to save Severus has just begun. The Ministry has labeled Severus Snape a war criminal and sentenced him to Azkaban. Harry must make a difficult decision if he is to save his mentor and perhaps find happiness. No HBP spoilers.

Summary: Louis has a weird kink, Harry teases him for it. Seriously this is just some pointless smut lol, i haven't posted a one-shot in a while. Been reading a lot of mob Harry fics and one my friends at school gave me a start for this sooooo yeah. Wrote half of this in my Psychology class haha :D Oh please excuse the title I've been sitting here for like thirty minutes trying to come up with a title buuut this is all i got, It'll probably change later on but for now it stays :} But yeah enjoy, my loves~

Darcy and the battle of the Mutated Demonic Monkey Bunny.

A serial rapist is targeting a popular Honolulu nightclub and the team set out to catch him before he can claim another victim.

What happened in 7.18 when everyone left after dinner except for Danny.

Chapters and chapters of rare ships for your reading pleasure. Volume 2. (includes my Kageyama Rare Pair Week fic series, rhapsody) (is marked as completed but I will add more chapters, probably up to 30, as I write more rare ships)

Niki teaches James a lesson in delayed gratification. James teaches Niki a lesson in sexual hedonism.

There was a child went forth every day;And the first object he look’d upon, that object he became;And that object became part of him for the day, or a certain part of the day, or for manyyears, orstretching cycles of years. -Walt Whitman

At eighteen Harry figures that he's done all the good that he'd ever going to do. SHIELD thinks otherwise. First in the Team Dynamics Series.

When Otabek and Mila start dating, it feels like Yuri’s been punched in the gut. No, correction: it feels like Otabek’s punched him in the gut, and the guy doesn’t even realize it. Worst of all, it’s all Yuri’s fault. He’d been the one to encourage them, after all. Then this hyperactive little nugget of a skater comes out of nowhere and barrels into Yuri's life and just makes things worse. Or better. Yuri hasn't decided yet.

Loki Laufeyson. Not all treasures can be kept in a vault.

Moving is always a little strange. Moving to a possibly hostile country while training hard and preparing for a wedding in less than three weeks? Might not be the best idea they've ever had, but it's better than the alternatives. Victor looked around and said, “I think I want to go home now.”“I thought we were going to spend some time in the ballet studio?” Yuuri asked.“Only if I can kiss you somewhere,” Victor said.“God, gross,” Yuri said, coming up behind them. “Get a broom closet.”Victor turned to Yuri, seized his shoulders, gave him a peck on each cheek and said, “You’re brilliant, Yurochka.”“Gah, fuck off. Ugh, no, on second thought… Just… GO. Minako is expecting you though. And Lilia. Both of them.” Yuri sighed. “You all deserve each other." Finished! Chapter 1 is story/series notes because I'm Wordy McWorderson.Please read the whole series, these stories are deeply connected to each other.

“You want us to be friends?” Coriolanus asked unconvinced. Why would he go through all of this trouble to be friends with somebody like me? “Yeah why not?” Sejanus smiled. Why not? What did he mean, why not? It was an answer that didn’t satisfy Coriolanus. There was an unsettling feeling in his stomach, that he just knew that they weren’t going to be friends. In which Sejanus finally musters the courage to talk to Coriolanus Snow. The boy he has pinned for years. Changing the course of both boys’ lives for only the better.

Who or What is Peter Pan? Why does he want Henry so badly? Funny thing about connections: They are often much stranger, more horrifying in truth than in any fiction. Something wicked is going on, endangering all the realms. But how can it be fixed when no one seems to know what's going on? Well, that weird silver haired kid might have a clue...

Only one bed, and smut ensues.

in which patients are aggressive, JD is very small and easily defeated, and Perry is everyone's favorite guardian asshole.

It was all Verde's fault. He was the one that had given Tsuna the energy drink to test. Chapter 01: Tsuna's PoVChapter 02: Hayato's PoVChapter 03: Xanxus's PoVChapter 04: Reborn's PoVChapter 05: Dino's PoVChapter 06: Kyoya's PoVChapter 07: Mukuro's PoVChapter 08: Takeshi's PoVChapter 09: Shiochi's PoVChapter 10: Squalo's PoVChapter 11: Byakuran's PoVChapter 12: Colonello's PoVChapter 13: Spanner's PoVChapter 14: Ryohei's PoVChapter 15: Lambo's PoVChapter 16: Mammon's PoV

After Voldemort is defeated at the ministry, Harry receives some information regarding his parentage. How will he cope with this and new friendships/relationships as old friends desert him. Disclaimer Harry Potter is the creation of J.K.Rowling and all rites belong to her and subsequent publishers, I do not own anything.

“So Josh, do you know why I called you in here?” Tyler starts. Josh closes his eyes and takes a deep breath before replying, “because I accidentally sent you a dick pic?” Tyler looks visibly surprised, he stops pouring his glass of wine when he sees the nervous look on Josh's face. “Accidentally?”-Based off of this tumblr post.-Title from the song "Broke" By Børns.