Nightmare

Darcy hummed as she measured out the ingredients with practiced ease. This recipe was by far her favorite, even if it did take more time to make from scratch.She heard Steve arguing good-naturedly with Nat and Bucky as they came around the corner into the common area kitchen.I’m not sayin’ it’s not possible, punk, just that it’s very unlikely.”“All I’m sayin’ is that the taste is too consistent to be from a big bake shop. It’s gotta be one person,” Steve said as he reached into the cabinet beside Darcy. She may have snuck a peek or two at all those lovely muscles on display as his shirt rode up. Who wouldn’t?

The doctor throws in a suggestion which causes Clint and Natasha to have a discussion

This day was proving itself a step above a normal day in the life of Tony Stark—OK, no, maybe not just a step above but a couple thousand leaps and bounds. First, he’d collided with a bad-boy type, brown-haired and blue-eyed hottie while he had his eyes glued to his e-book reader. And now... Tony stared disbelievingly at the note neatly scrawled in block letters on a square of Starbucks environment-friendly tissue paper: Dear Mr. Brown-eyed Reading Enthusiast,Thank you for entertaining me with your blindingly beautiful smiles as I sat here nursing the dregs of my latte for the last twenty minutes while waiting for my friends to show. I didn’t think my day could get any better, but you proved me wrong... How Tony wished he could have gotten the note-writer's name! And they said nerds don’t get the guy. Tony begged to disagree. Because nerds could! Sometimes, two of them!

This is a reader-insert one shot, wherein Ivar takes matter into his own hands to make sure that he gets a birthday present that he actually wants. Please note that for all of my works that have sexual content, all relevant characters are at least 18 years old. If they are not yet 18 in canon, I age them up.

After spending all day teasing Cas, things get a bit heated and Dean forgets something important... Time-stamp for 'mental health break'

The small colorful plastic packages slapped against the love hotel’s bed. “Ribbed on BOTH sides, Shizu-chan,” Izaya said curtly. “Please use one.”

After getting kidnapped by the Baker family, a certain Baker takes a liking to you.

"As soon as she met his black eyes, she knew she had been waiting for him her entire life."

Kyuubi helps Kakashi take a certain person as his

Sherlock is pregnant with twins. Weird cravings sends John out on a four hour errand to pick everything up for his pregnant Omega.

We're calling her Anya, says Victor proudly, when he introduces his daughter to Georgi, as if the name isn't as important as the child. No one else seems to make the connection. Georgi thinks it's about time he stop remembering, too.

The Goblin King has been playing games with the Molloy family for five hundred wearisome years. Linda Molloy is every bit as frustrating as her dull, uninspired ancestors until she produces a daughter – Sarah. Sarah shows promise. Sarah deserves something more.

Both hungered for freedom, revenge, power, and unexpectedly, love. But when she rejected her father, Bhaal, and aided Astarion's ascension, his offer of eternity was met with her firm refusal; she refused to be bound to another master. A decade later, a mysterious letter lured her back to Baldur's Gate, tempting her with the allure of power. Returning to the city, she prepared to face the shadows of her past, unsure of what awaited her as she braced herself for the consequences of her past choices.

It takes Finn a while to figure out the difference between some harmless hoarding, and what he's doing.

“Merlin,” Arthur grumbled to his servant, who was sitting by the fire Merlin looks over his shoulder at Arthur curled up in his bedroll. “Get over here, it’s cold.” “You want me to come and cuddle you for warmth?” Merlin asked, tauntingly, but makes to stand up anyway. “It’s not cuddling,” Arthur insisted, though he opens his arms for Merlin to crawl into them. “It’s called survival. I’m stealing your warmth. It’s your duty to make sure I’m kept comfortable, is it not?” ~~~ Arthur doesn't realise Merlin is his Favourite. Merlin has no idea what a King's Favourite even is. Everyone else in Camelot knows Merlin is Arthur's Favourite.

Clary and Jace are getting married. And aside from this bringing marriage into the topic of conversation between him and his boyfriend, Alec wouldn’t mind. After all, with his bothers budding romance growing closer and closer day by day, Alec had been expecting it. What he hadn’t expected was the prospect of being dragged along to a female strip club for Jace’ bachelor party the day before the big affair. Magnus, of course, finds it hilarious.Awkward, stuttering Alec ensues. And lots of Malec fluff because.

It had started as an innocent suggestion, an almost hapless reaction that mingled its way into blissed out pillow talk. How you’d noticed Bucky groaning, hardening even more when you’d tugged on his hair a bit harder than usual, how the guttural moan as your nails had raked down his back had shot straight to your core. Your man, usually so confident and at times even downright cocksure had blushed and shyly confessed it turned him on like it was some terrible secret.

After playfully sending suggestive pictures to Chris right before he presents at the Oscars you realize that you are in for the night of your life.

I've edited all of this piece and moved it to Beasts in the Dark. it is the next work in this series. I left the original chapters intact for those who may want to see them, but I really prefer the Updated version. :^)

In one doomed timeline, Homura teams up with Mami to take on Walpurgisnacht. Mami sees it as a chance for much more.

Here is where I'll be putting the nsfw week stories written for RoadRat. The themes are as follows;Gently, Roughly, First Time, Alternate Universe, Free Day, Fetish of Choice and Afterwards/Aftercare.Enjoy as the additions come in!

Zeus bared his teeth, growled as he fought the cuffs that bound his wrists to his sides.

Kicked out of the Bunker, Cas left to live his human life on his own. A few weeks later, he and Dean meet again to solve a case together and Dean can barely believe his eyes. Cas in a black, leather jacket, riding a motorcycle - that's a thing Dean's never expected to see, but he's surely not gonna complain.

"Neil's not shy about admitting that he's afraid of a lot of things. When you've lived the life he has, when every waking moment for a decade and a half has been run, hide, stay alive, it's a reasonable thing. If you're afraid, you're careful, and if you're careful you survive. But, in general, Neil's fears are pretty logical." OR Neil and Andrew are neighbors and spiders that big should be illegal.