Of Pups and Cars

Headmaster Mycroft Holmes takes a personal interest in the well-being of one his more troublesome students. His methods for carrying out this interest are neither conventional or entirely legal.

Lucifer KNOWS he shouldn't trust a word that Alastor says. And yet, Lucifer agrees to lay down for him anyway.

His Yuri pulls off his cock with a hard suck and a sharp pop. Instantaneously his Yuri is back on other Yuri and kissing him deeply. The kiss is sloppy. Thick milky white liquid spills out of the corners of their joined mouths. His come slides between their pink and blue pained lips. Their tongues are coated with it. They pant and moan against one another, and it’s enough to tug Otabek back to attention almost instantly. The two of them argue over and savor his come like it’s something sacred. OR: A very happy and very smitten Otabek fucks two Yuris.

The world keeps pushing him, demanding, because what he did wasn't enough. Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, but that wasn't enough, wasn't ever enough. Tony Stark was tired. But he had a planet to protect, even if everyone laughed at him whenever the prospect of alien invasions was brought up. He could count on one hand how many people he could trust, which was disheartening but then, what else was new? Or, In which Tony does not, in fact, intend to take over the world. ...unfortunately, everyone else missed that particular memo. [gradual divergence from canon, starting at the end of Iron Man 3. In which it's Tony's self-awareness, rather than his support system, that becomes a cryptid sometime during Phase II.]

Taehyung (42) has been extremely sexually frustrated ever since his wife left him for another man. His son Jeongguk (13) has started developing more physically and Taehyung can’t keep it in his pants. For Valentine’s Day this year he’s noticed Jeongguk seems to be lonely so he gifts him a very special squishy toy to solve both their problems. EXTREME DEAD DOVE - DON’T LIKE-DON’T READ

Tony Stark has known he had sensory processing disorder since he was very young, he's only ever told one person before the Avengers move in. He thought it was fairly obvious, he never hid it in his own home. So, how do they not just know?

On most days Kim Seokjin would say he doesn't care. He didn't exactly begrudge having presented as an omega. But when one had an unplanned pregnancy, was a fresh graduate, with limited job options, then housing was even more limited. And indeed he did find one such alpha and omega making out right in front of his door, seemingly trying to slot a key into his door's keyhole as they were practically already stripping one another of their clothes. He didn't even have to guess about their subgenders. The smell of their arousal was reeking up the entire corridor. His own omega instincts were prickling annoyedly at the overwhelming odor. He didn't particularly care what they got up to. But he did wish they at least had the decency to not do it in a less private area as the hallway, especially not in front of his apartment door. -- A heavily pregnant Seokjin moves into an apartment complex, the only affordable housing he could find. These flats house university students & he comes across a pair of them going at it in the corridor where the omega's one room flat is located. This is Seokjin's first encounter with campus's infamous fuckboy Kim Taehyung.

Clarke gets in trouble trying to avoid her feelings for Bellamy and long story short, they end up cuddling for warmth.

There's a wet cheek rubbing across Suho's temple. Hitching breath across Suho's face. A hot mouth, pressing against Suho's own, leaving the terrifying, metallic taste of blood— and this is where Suho is sure that it's a dream, because Sieun would never— He'd just never.

Viktor screamed for his dog, but before he could comprehend what was happening, Makkachin had pounced on a young man that had been walking on the bridge in their direction, knocking the man down. “Makkachin!! Bad dog!” Viktor ran after his dog, leaving his belongings on the ground as the rain slowly picked up.“I’m so sorry! Makkachin, stop!” Viktor grabbed his dog around the middle, pulling him off the young man. Makkachin had something in his mouth, but before he could get it out, the dog swallowed it whole. “Why you little..” Viktor stopped cold as he heard laughter from below. He glanced down and began to blush furiously. AU where Makkachin plays matchmaker ;)

Yukari can't sleep. Mitsuru welcomes her to her bedroom on such evenings. Mutual loneliness opens up a kind of desperation between them, something that compels them to see each other and grow closer every night.

"The guy walked by the bar and paused. Literally stopped. in. his. tracks. He gave Stiles the up-down with his eyes, practically undressing him where he stood next to Derek. He flicked a small smile toward Stiles, a sharp, sour scent oozing from his pores and sticking to the back of Derek’s throat with want. The werewolf fought down a gag. Stiles nodded at the guy politely, and Derek let a deep, instinctive growl slip from his throat. He was not okay with that. Any of it. At all. And the frequency with which it happened when they went out was… yeah, too much. Was Stiles like, everyone’s type, or something? Just his luck." a.k.a. the one time that Derek gets jealous of the guy hitting on Stiles, and immediately regrets it.

It's spiraling down Biting words like a wolf howling Hate is spitting out each other’s mouths But we're still sleeping like we're lovers The one in which Derek and Stiles break up. (Based off the song Still by Daughter)

Written for Clexa Week 2017. Clarke can't look at Lexa without burning. She can't look at that face, black streaks smeared around green eyes, jaw as straight and hard as a blade, without her teeth clenching and her nails biting into her palms. (She remembers Lexa's lips, so soft and warm against hers).

Loki has been alive a long time. He's had many partners.So why is it, this one simple mortal, thinks he's allowed to cheat on a god?

SLASH! When Harry sees his exlover with another man, he's heart becomes broken all over again. When Draco sees Harry, he follows him, desperate to apologize. What Draco finds is even more shocking... (MPreg, few minor OC's)

Gavin is about to marry his long-time boyfriend Dan, but after a passionate night with Michael begins to doubt what exactly he wants. As the wedding approaches, Michael has to try and convince him that he’s making the wrong choice, or risk losing Gavin forever.

It had started the same way at Glamour Springs. The kids were the first ones to get sick. Taako gets over his fear of cooking only to have history repeat itself.

Some cars have better anti-theft systems than others.

A collection of lewd Bendy drabbles to get them jimmies rustled feat. a multitude of kinks

Ana tells him he's in over his head.

"Never have I ever had a crush on Hinata." A bunch of people drink. A lot of people drink. But the one that makes Hinata's brain screech to a halt is— "What are you doing?” Kageyama tilts his head. "Aren't you supposed to drink if you've done the thing?"

Wintertime is the perfect time for heartwarming and comforting little cookies, BVS post-canon After the funeral of Superman, Bruce Wayne found a little kid in his car. Who has big blue eyes, black curls, cute face, and looks A LOT like Clark Kent.

“Merlin,” Arthur grumbled to his servant, who was sitting by the fire Merlin looks over his shoulder at Arthur curled up in his bedroll. “Get over here, it’s cold.” “You want me to come and cuddle you for warmth?” Merlin asked, tauntingly, but makes to stand up anyway. “It’s not cuddling,” Arthur insisted, though he opens his arms for Merlin to crawl into them. “It’s called survival. I’m stealing your warmth. It’s your duty to make sure I’m kept comfortable, is it not?” ~~~ Arthur doesn't realise Merlin is his Favourite. Merlin has no idea what a King's Favourite even is. Everyone else in Camelot knows Merlin is Arthur's Favourite.

Scout visits Medic for chest pain that's partly due to a certain girl and partly due to a certain bird.

Michael knew there was a significant difference in the Alpha and Omega population. The ratio of Alphas to Omegas was disproportionate but Michael didn’t feel compelled to search beyond his two Omegas. His Omegas were perfect.