Of Pups and Cars

The last place Draco Malfoy thought he'd end up in after the war was Hogwarts, as their 'Eighth Year' Head Boy, working together with none other than the bane of his academic existence, Mudblood Granger. But petty school rivalries and archaic prejudices are hastily buried along with the hatchet when an old, powerful magic is awakened within the school. Of course, what with one third of the Troublesome Trio now in his life, Draco finds himself right in the heart of the danger- except this time he has a scarily powerful witch by his side... and his father will definitely not be hearing anything about it.

A meandering random look at the relationship between Patric Jane and Grace Van Pelt done in eight parts

Hoseok accidentally agrees to take both Jimin and Yoongi as his date to Namjoon and Seokjin's wedding.

King Voldemort slaughtered Harry's parents, and Harry ran away from the village in fear for his own life. He sought shelter in Hogwarts in the Malfoy Castle, but was arrested and given to Draco as a servant. There he meets Hermione and Ron, who help him overcome his past, and an odd spark between he and Draco, gives him hope for the future.

The dead never truly stay dead in Hanamura.

Actually, they never planned on anything, life just happened. But the day of your wedding should be the best day of your life, and work out as you planned it, right? It’s not that easy, though, when the day before your wedding actually sucks…

Saw the episode 5 leaks, decided to make a fanfiction off it! including— jealous lucifer, parent figure alastor, tension!!!, embarrassed alastor and lucifer :3

Link's failure to kill the Great King Of Evil, Ganondorf, is leading to unexpected consequences. Not all of them are unpleasant. (Yo readers, this is fetish city, be warned. If you want to check it out, I'd love to hear people's thoughts!) EDITED TO ADD: this is NOT TotK-compliant at ALL. This is ALSO not in-character with how I intend to write Ganondorf in future works - it's just porn, folks. Just here for me to get my funny little kink buttons pressed. Your mileage may vary.

In which Sokka tries to get Zuko to relax and succeeds a little too well.

“Hey Steve, this is Jack Murphy, our other neighbor. Jack, this is Steve.” Steve looked at Sam a little wildly, expecting to see—he didn’t even know, but some reaction other than Sam’s usual easy friendliness. And there was something there, but it was just the twitch of Sam’s mouth that said he found something hilarious and he was trying not to show it. Was this Sam’s idea of a joke, or a prank? Because this guy—behind the glasses and mustache, Steve could have sworn—well, he looked like Bucky.

College AU where Chuuya finds out that the boy he drunkenly made out with the night of orientation is his new roommate. His arrogant, smug, very straight roommate. And the boys are each convinced the other is trying to ruin their life by making them go absolutely insane. Turkish Translation Here Vietnamese Translation Here

Many thanks to Ari & Ciss who are helping me a TON. Based on a Tumblr post I can't find.-Tim Drake is assigned to investigate a ghost cult. Not a big deal, really, until you consider he's sent with Damian Wayne, an assasin who tried to kill him less than a year ago who he is expected to befriend because they're "brothers".What follows is as much as a mystery as a romance for Tim, and Damian, Dick, and Bruce finally learn actions have consequences- and they can't make Tim fix everything.-"Two lives are too many. I can return one of you- but you must choose."The abnormally grainy footage didn't allow lip reading, but body language transmitted well. There was Tim stepping forward, and Damien- he said something, had to from the way Tim bent in pain. There was a back and forth between the two before Tim took another step to the king."Some heroes," the king said, "I see only one here. I'll return you, as promised."To Tim, he said, "a hero was sacrificed, so I must accept." "I want to know what was said between Damien and Tim," Bruce said, "and how to get Tim out. I need you to focus on finding any way to get to him without sacrificing soneone."

The sequel to "Hope Comes in Small Packages" Oliver & Felicity finally get their happy ending through these collections of one-shots.

In which Viktor is a f*ckboy that Yuuri wishes would stop texting him.. until he doesn't.

what they do is supposed to be a game, but it's never very fun. it takes maybe too long for yugyeom to understand why.

"I don't seem to recall consenting to being framed for murder. Or for being told I was mentally ill when I had encephalitis. I'm not sure I was actually in a state to consent. I know you. I... you're offended that you're not quite able to manipulate this to your benefit." He turned, looking at Hannibal -- wild around the eyes, yes, and a little desperate, too, but his body was wired tight and trying to show none of that. "I forget, what's the timer on this thing?"

There must have been twenty alphas there. They all started staring at him like a piece of meat, and he began to run.

For two years, Jeon Jungkook has been out of the ring, happily moving on with his life alongside Jimin and his daughter as the scars of his past slowly heal. But when a new student steps into his gym to ask for Jungkook’s help, an old threat begins to rear its head again, putting the fragile stability of Jungkook’s mental health—as well as his family—at risk.

What if Sirius had learned about the Blood Quill and wanted answers, going to Hogwarts to get those answers. Warnings for strong language, Umbridge and Dumbledore bashing and possible OOC-ness. Rating is for possibly considered strong language.

Derek takes a step back towards the bed, running his hand over sweat-damp hair. His eyes catch and drag on bright blood against soft, white sheets.

Smuts that have been made by me over the past months.

Cad Bane hates himself for having liked (okay, more than liked. A lot more than liked) Rako Hardeen, A.K.A. Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan can't quite figure out why he feels so guilty for lying to and throwing a known and very dangerous bounty hunter back in prison.

AU where Earth is Cyberformed by the Omega lock and some humans became mechs.

Luffy gasps delightedly, head wiping around to stare up at Whitebeard with wide, excited eyes. “Ace tried to kill you too?!” he shouts. Behind him, the party doesn’t necessarily stop so much as pause, focusing in on the growing spectacle before them. Oblivious, Luffy continues on. “How long?” Whitebeard looks down at the young pirate captain that’s practically vibrating in place. Then he looks to the blond revolutionary that is also staring up at him, gaze considering and keen. Then to his second division commander who now has his face in his hands, ears red where they poke out of his hair. Finally, he glances at the rest of his children, out of loop and confused, yet intrigued, nonetheless.......Or, Ace dies (of embarrassment), Sabo is the dramatic middle child, Luffy is having a blast, and everyone else is just along for the ride.-OR, The family reunion fic that Oda was too much of a coward to give us.

Yuuri actually doesn't know much about Victor's friends, but he's determined to find out, starting with Christophe. Please see the new chaptered posting of this AU for updates!

Hey, don't judge me. I like being naked. It's the way I came into the world. If we were meant to wear clothes, wouldn't we have been born in suits and skirts? And to answer your question, no. I have no shame.

“Suck it”Jeongguk stared at the man before him. “What?”“Suck the gun”“I can’t-““Suck the gun or your brain will be sucking the bullet” Jeongguk gets kidnapped by the biggest mafia in the country. If he wants to survive, he might as well do whatever he's told, whether he likes it or not.