Want it All

Keith has been stressed lately, and Lance has a few ideas on how to help him with it. Blowjobs, bickering, incorrect use of the universe's most powerful weapon

To save Snape from Nagini's bite Harry uses a spell known as Carus Hostilis, Beloved Enemies. It all should have been so simple, the spell perfect for him and Snape since they were notorious enemies. Carus Hostilis, the most powerful bonding spell of all, one able to bring a person back from the brink of death, yet as always, when things involve Harry Potter nothing is every simple.

“I’ve been in your body, baby, and it was paradise.I’ve been in your body and it was a carnival ride.”Richard Siken

The Guardians lost, the last light went out. Jack was left all alone, only to be captured by Pitch. Jack has no idea what Pitch wants him for, but slowly learns that denying the Boogeyman is not a wise choice. The only hope Jack has left is that the Guardians will come for him. Yet how can they, when they are powerless since no child believes any more.

Just Like The Title Says, mostly based of off tumblr prompts

AU in which Will receives a secret admirer with a penchant for writing him poetry and slaughtering the innocent in artistic fashions. No one ever told him that courtship was so bloody or appealing -rather, so bloody appealing? He's a part-time bartender that can't catch a break, but at least he has one loyal customer who doesn't seem to mind bouncing from restaurant to bar to restaurant in order to have his favorite drink made by his favorite person. There couldn't be a correlation though; Dr. Lecter is an upstanding psychiatrist that just likes his drinks served a certain way, and the Chesapeake Ripper keeps sending love letters in the hopes of one day eating him. One is, quite frankly, flattering, the other... Will isn't stupid enough to tell anyone that it's also equally flattering, albeit horrifying at the same time. It's up for interpretation. Right? Slow(ish) burn, romance, obsession, gaslighting, old(er) Hannibal (10 year difference), university-aged Will

Alistair and Giovanna Cousland's training session in the arts of Templar fighting techniques also teaches them something about each other.

Hermione overhears something about Harry, so the pair put together some plans to stop this conspiracy with the help from an unexpected source.

Being a single mom hadn't been the plan, but that was okay. You were going to be fine, somehow, because you had to be. Meeting an odd and handsome stranger in the park makes that prospect a little bit easier.

Stiles belongs to him, only him, and he won't let other people leave their smell on his skin. He won't let Stiles lie either.

It's the first day of the rest of their lives. Uncle Nai quietly panics to himself in the kitchen over his seemingly-incestuous destiny. Nicholas relaxes on the patio with a well-earned cigarette and a well-used ass. And Vash wakes up in his uncle's bed and discovers that it was not, in fact, all a dream. And then there's the spanking... There was no way in hell this morning was ever going to be normal. The direct sequel to "Help, My (36M) Subs (30M, barely 17M) Have Unionized" set in the Uncle Nai Extended Universe.

In which the night that jughead kisses Betty, he tells her he's got nowhere to sleep and she insists he sleep in her bed. Horny angel beans results in fucking.I wrote this before ep. 7 came out so that doesn't exist

“Andy?” He stared between Joe and Pete in disbelief. “Andy is, what? A vampire?”“So it would seem.” Pete said. Patrick still stared.“He’s vegan!” Patrick insisted, blinking rather rapidly.“The rest of the time, yeah.” Andy muttered, half concealed by shadows.Joe the werewolf, Pete the fairy, Andy the vampire, and Patrick is more than a little confused. This band is starting to be more than he bargained for, as they are hunters of the supernatural variation.

Nori's been in love with the Burglar for ages. Such a shame she doesn't feel the same.

Grantaire has been blind since they were 5. The only thing they can see are the colours in their mind when people speak.Enjolras knows he's stupidly attractive and is really sick of people only liking him for his looksGrantaire is shocked by the intensity of Enjolras' colours.Enjolras has somehow managed to miss that R is blind and thinks R's crush is superficial and shallow. The wildest misunderstanding ensues.

Sherlock is dead and finds himself shockingly in heaven. Bored with the puffy clouds and pure hearted people, he texts John to pass the time.

To keep the peace, Stiles agrees to be emissary to the Hale pack.

“You’ll need to carry him.” Taehyung has never been as strong as Jeongguk and he honestly wasn’t sure he could carry him but that didn’t matter. Whether he could or not, he would do it. He would carry Jeongguk as far as he had to. After all, how could he leave Guk behind?

I'll Turn on a Light Switch- Switch by NCT

Prevent the Fell Dragon’s awakening before Ylisse is subjugated by the power of True Evil, and bring peace to the world. Simple enough, for a hero! Well, that’s how it’s supposed to go. Then her mother’s suffering from a broken heart, her other mother doesn’t even know Cynthia’s her daughter, her sister’s going to take her frustration out on the next poor sap to cross her path, and the tales to be told of her to future generations are morphing from epics to comedies right before Cynthia's eyes. Looks like she and Severa will have to save their future in more ways than one.

Cora's first time sucks, and then the morning after sucks worse. Derek helps her through it, and makes sure she knows he's always there for her.

“Why? You eat on the couch all the time,” Mac mumbled, pouting his bottom lip and staring at Dennis, who was standing just over the kitchen threshold. “You're just mad ‘cause it gets your dick hard.”

Shota!Castiel comes home from school really horny. Dean is a strict dad, though, and makes sure that his boy does his homework before he gets any treats. Castiel is insistent and stubborn, though, and Dean has to try his best to show who's boss around here. He has trouble. based on gr8 prompt from tumblr.

Dwalin and Ori keep getting caught in the act by their brothers. When will their bad luck end?

Steve has eight weeks to finish studying for and pass his bar exam. And its going rather well, until 20 year old boy genius Tony walks into the same library, and sits at the same table.Steve doesn't usually go for kids like Tony- young and irresponsible, ripped jeans and eye liner, and a tongue ring that is way more distracting that it should be.Oh, and Tony is high as a kite, studying his physics text book.Steve should look away, but he cant stop staring, and Tony is staring right back, more than a little interested in the serious blonde with the cute glasses and big shoulders pushing against that button up.A stand up guy like Steve could be good for a troubled kid like Tony. But maybe a punk kid like Tony is good for a guy like Steve as well.