Pornstar Martini

The one where Louis' a little 13-year-old cutie who asks 15-year-old Harry for help (because I like the thought of Louis being younger than Harry and there's not enough of that.)

He'd hollowed her out but kept her pretty on the outside like one of those delicate porcelain dolls, their expression forever frozen and unfeeling. Oh how pretty and perfect she was. Such plans he had for her.

“Some girls like that, you know,” he confided. “The Mother Superior?” Steve said, confusion writ large across his face. “Nah,” Bucky said, emphatically not thinking about that. “Choking. Just like they like hair-pulling.”

Lance thought they were past this, but he has been pushing boundaries a lot recently. Maybe it's been too much (and maybe he's too much). or: Misunderstandings continue

There was something dangerous about Stiles. Derek first realized this one summer evening when he rounded the corner just in time to see Stiles swing a crowbar at a witch’s head, cleaving her jaw right off her face.

Things can't get any worse. Or so Charley thinks. Being kidnapped, held hostage in some godforsaken place with a vampire who's hell bent on draining the life out of him, and on top of that being continuously tormented. So no, he didn't think it could get any worse. Until said vampire tried to turn him. And promptly failed.

Carol’s visited by her captor.

Eliot can take down ten armed and trained bodyguards in less than a minute with his bare hands, but he can't beat his own fucking head.

Lena decided to visit Kara and bring her some dessert, but not quite the one the blonde was expecting.

Link's failure to kill the Great King Of Evil, Ganondorf, is leading to unexpected consequences. Not all of them are unpleasant. (Yo readers, this is fetish city, be warned. If you want to check it out, I'd love to hear people's thoughts!) EDITED TO ADD: this is NOT TotK-compliant at ALL. This is ALSO not in-character with how I intend to write Ganondorf in future works - it's just porn, folks. Just here for me to get my funny little kink buttons pressed. Your mileage may vary.

Jongin falsely thinks he can force an omega to submit to him.

harry didn't know when he agreed to babysit some kid that he would be so irresistible. (Or, the one where louis' babysitter harry rapes him because he really couldn't resist)

There was no Harry Potter at the Dursley’s when Dumbledore sent Hagrid to fetch him in first year. Where in the world is Harry Potter? This fic is SNARRY slash, Snape!Dom, Harry!sub.

I dunno. I don't really understand the appeal of eucalyptus.

After being nearly killed more times than she can count on one hand in recent months, Lena is constantly on guard. She's always been susceptible to nightmares, but she's started to feel a desperate need to be able to see that she's alone in her room when she wakes up from them. So she caves and sleeps with a lamp on as her childhood fear of the dark resurfaces.Needless to say, she's less than inclined to tell Kara this when her girlfriend asks her to stay the night.

Ludwig enjoyed living far from others.He enjoyed his only company being his 8 dogs.He enjoyed living on 2 acres of land in the middle of Alberta, Canada.~Feliciano enjoyed living with his twin brother and his boyfriend.He enjoyed long walks with Noodle, his seeing eye dog.He enjoyed painting and baking.~Feliciano wanted a friend, Ludwig wanted to be alone.Feliciano felt like a burden, Ludwig questioned his worth.Feliciano had nightmares, Ludwig never slept.Feliciano believed no one could love him, Ludwig feared someone loving him. Warnings:Self-harm, depression, psychosis, PTSD, suicidal thoughts, self hating thoughts, intense nightmares (including rape, murder, and violence), medication, alcoholism, suicide attempts mentioned *Now Rewritten in Another Published Work*

Kaito was surprised to see Shinichi at the ball, considering the detective’s answer to his invitation had been that he’d rather die. Kaito’s happy to see him anyway, but this is definitely going to make it hard for him to focus on the jewel heist. KaiShin

Harry Styles has caught tonsillitis, again, and this time Louis Tomlinson takes on the role of carer for the sick boy.

A theory. Ezekiel is not who he says he is. Crossposted on fanfic (dot) net.

The Rift monitor is acting up again, but Jack knows exactly who's causing the disturbance.

Jeongguk keeps waking up in the night. Luckily for him, Taehyung is awake too. Simply some Taekook fluff and smut. Need I say more?

Having a demon for a friend might make babysitting these little monsters just a little better. HieixReader

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AU : Ashlyn Harris is an office manager in a Jeep dealership and a recent college grad. She is focused on working her way up the ladder and dreams of owning her own business one day and becoming a success. She has internal battles, secrets, and has all but given up on finding love. Ali Krieger is a successful finance manager who finds herself working in the same dealership as Ashlyn. She has achieved success at an early age and some would call her ruthless. Ali is career oriented and has set major goals that she would like to reach in the next few years. Both are growing tired of coming home to an empty bed at night, but a relationship is the furthest thing from either's mind. Then one day in September of 2001 changes everything.

Jensen loves Halloween and he wants to make sure his daughters do too. (Little fluff installment for this 'verse)

50 assorted johnlock fics, all prompted by the OTP bootcamp challenge! Fluffy, Romantic, Angsty... all sorts around here!