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I'll Drive You Crazy (until you admit we're not just friends)
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I'll Drive You Crazy (until you admit we're not just friends)

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Tony is Tony, which means he tries everything to get Steve to admit they're more than just friends. Steve is Steve, which means he is adamant that they are nothing more than very good friends... until even he admits that's not really the case any more.
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Steve was surprised to say the least when he opened his bedroom door one morning and found Tony standing outside it, his hand raised in a fist ready to knock. He blinked, once, twice before stepping outside and closing the door behind him. “Tony,” he said, raising his eyebrows and smiling in what h
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