“So what’s he like? Full of it? Arrogant?” “Yes,” he says, because he thinks that is a fair assessment. Sirius Black is full of it. He is arrogant. He’s also entitled and needy and smug. He’s talented, reckless, moody, selfish, childish, charming and sweet, and a million different other things Remus is trying to wrap his head around. Sirius Black is hard work. Remus Lupin is a successful documentary filmmaker who is assigned to make a fly-on-the-wall documentary featuring Sirius Black - one of the world's most brilliant footballers - as he competes in the European Championship. All does not go smoothly. -- Fair warning: Remus knows nothing about football and neither do I. Also, this is about football in the global sense. I can't call it soccer. I just can't. This will not be hugely explicit, but it will be mature. I am an adult. If you are not, or you feel uncomfortable with adult themes, please steer clear. I read and love all comments but seem to struggle to reply to them in an acceptable timeframe. Sorry about that.

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Remus knows that every time he is hauled before Marlene McKinnon, it’s never because she wants to share good news. Granted, it doesn’t happen often. For the most part, the big bosses leave him well alone. They know he’s talented. They know he has accrued an impressive cult fanbase. They know he mor

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