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Thor didn't take Loki straight back to Asgard. Summaries are not my forte.Explicit Thor/Loki

Margaery is on holiday and Sam and Gilly are out for date night, but their wingman skills are unmatched, even when it's only via text message. Or: When their friends have had it with all the sexual frustration and wistful stares, Jon and Sansa are about to learn the power of the written word. (title from “text me in the morning,” by neon trees)

Loki reaches up and touches the tear track on his face, where another traitorous drop falls. "You should be happy," Loki says. "You should be so happy."

Levi and Reader are each stuck in their respective unhappy marriage, so they decide to fix it... Just, not with their respective spouses.

He swoops in so fast, like he’s some male lead in a Disney Channel Original movie, and kisses her right on the mouth.

Ten years after the war, Severus Snape is in a slump, living a quiet Muggle life far from the Wizarding World. With a nudge from Minerva McGonagall, he reluctantly joins a Muggle dating site, where users connect anonymously—no names, no photos, just personalities. He bonds with the much-younger BookGirl over shared Muggle interests, but when they finally meet, Severus discovers that his two worlds are closer than he ever imagined—and BookGirl is not who he expected. A self-indulgent happily-ever-after romantic comedy.

Yuuri know's he needs to tell Victor.He knows, okay?

During the worst fight they have ever had, Sherlock blurts out the truth. He is in love with John.

Sans is in heat, and you told him you'd help out.

"somethingcalledklaine prompted:Hey! I love your fics :) do you think you could write a burt/kurt where Kurt has no idea what Burt’s doing but he’s really having sex with him? Including lots of dirty talk/slut shaming :)" Just a regular day at the Hummel household.

James goes to see Q, and realizes he's watching starting to get into the same show he watches. Like any good Supernatural fan, he watches with Q to share in the misery. But Q likes to make commentary, and some of Q's comments about Dean hit close to home for James.

Steve has a bad breakup and Tony is there to help him. You know, as a friend. Until he's not, and he's not sure what to do with what happens after. (Fortunately, Steve is.)

Kara and Lena meet at a pub after Kara has a discussion with Alex about Mon El (when Alex tells Kara she should give him a chance) and also doesn't exactly feels like hanging out with Winn and James after the Guardian-thing. Drunk!Lena is not smooth.

Deep in the Endless Abyss, Luo Binghe's only escape is his infrequent dreams of home and a master that seems to miss him, but there's something very strange about these dreams. Sometimes, it's almost like they aren't his.

Yuuri Katsuki was praised throughout the South; he was a prince with a heart as big as a lion and as warm as the first summer sunshine. It was told that the man had a gorgeous set of amber eyes, painted-like red lips, and silky raven hair that would lusciously dance through the breeze. Not many commoners had the privilege for an audience with the Crown Prince but those who had would incessantly eulogise his captivating beauty and innate grace. Yuuri Katsuki was born to rule, love, and offer - the man who gave courage to his people. The Southern Kingdom, Hasetsu, strongly believed that their firm security would deter the crude Northerners. Their people would continue to be merry, their crops would continue to flourish, and their beloved Crown Prince would continue to be beloved. Until one day, it all broke apart by hundreds of stomping feet, silver falcons on billowing deep maroon flags, and a certain blue-eyed man.

On most days Kim Seokjin would say he doesn't care. He didn't exactly begrudge having presented as an omega. But when one had an unplanned pregnancy, was a fresh graduate, with limited job options, then housing was even more limited. And indeed he did find one such alpha and omega making out right in front of his door, seemingly trying to slot a key into his door's keyhole as they were practically already stripping one another of their clothes. He didn't even have to guess about their subgenders. The smell of their arousal was reeking up the entire corridor. His own omega instincts were prickling annoyedly at the overwhelming odor. He didn't particularly care what they got up to. But he did wish they at least had the decency to not do it in a less private area as the hallway, especially not in front of his apartment door. -- A heavily pregnant Seokjin moves into an apartment complex, the only affordable housing he could find. These flats house university students & he comes across a pair of them going at it in the corridor where the omega's one room flat is located. This is Seokjin's first encounter with campus's infamous fuckboy Kim Taehyung.

They stay that way for a long time, Catra’s face tucked into Adora’s shoulder, Adora gently cradling Catra’s head. Adora is careful not to hug Catra too hard or make her feel restrained, anticipating the moment that Catra will start to pull away — but Catra doesn’t. She hangs on so tightly it hurts, her claws digging through Adora’s jacket and into her back, latching into her like she did when she was a kitten and didn’t know how much her claws could hurt. Adora tries not to wince, tries not to move a single muscle, worried that if she does the spell will break and Catra will struggle away, appalled at having shown weakness. But Catra doesn’t let go. And so neither does Adora.

But Ed doesn’t mind it, he really doesn’t mind it, when Ling―Greed―fuck―Greedling drags nails just this side of too sharp down Ed’s chest and Ed finds himself arching up into the pressure until the skin breaks. Ed swallows a moan, Greedling stares and the papery bark between Ed’s shoulder-blades scrapes in counterbalance to the cuts welling up on his chest creating a pain-pleasure feedback loop that Ed doesn’t want to stop. He needs this to calm down the ever circling, consuming doubts and worries and plans that have crowded his skull since he separated from Al, since he learned of the Promised Day. He needs to reset, he needs to feel alive. --AKA porn in the woods with a rogue homunculus, a shifty prince and an alchemist who just needs to reset. (Guest starring Mustang's desk, because dirty talk).

The war is over and a new school year is beginning. Everyone has to learn how to live again.

"Okay alright okay, enough feelings, back to the horny stuff, I'm evaporating here!"

A lot can happen in a year.

Not including the infamous “my eros is katsudon” scene because that’s too obvious and would be cheating.

As the King of Iron Fist Tournament rages on, with the fate of the world hanging in the balance, Jin Kazama finds himself being held back by his inner demons. Luckily for him, a mysterious encounter may give him the answer to his problems.

jeon jeongguk always keeps lollipops in his Marlboro's box

Two very old friends; sea gods; meet on a beach to enjoy one another's exceptional bodies and especially one another's exceptional bodily fluids. The Djaqen is a Jack Frost AU character which blends him with the Kraken and a Lovecraftian Old Ones god. Kodak is an original character (Jackson Rathbone face claim) based on the Sumerian god Enki. This story was written as a role play on Tumblr (Visitingfan and Djaqen), and is presented here in full, collected and polished.

Man is the cruelest animal. No one knows that better than Dean and Sam Winchester. Just out of the Academy, Sam joins Dean and his FBI team of profilers on a case involving cryptic Enochian messages. When Dean is kidnapped and tortured in a religious cult's version of Hell, he only has two choices: break and become the killer they want him to be, or hold out long enough for his team to rescue him. The members of the BAU are looking for their partner, but things are grim. They have no suspects. They have no leads. With nothing to go on, how can they have any hope of seeing their friend again?

Petunia knew she should have probably expected this.~We all know how this story begins, but things are different this time. Petunia has no reason to mistreat her nephew. Vernon has always known about magic. Dudley is not spoilt. When Harry shows his first accidental magic after arriving at the Dursleys' Petunia knows that he has to go back to his own world. She knows he needs to know how to control his magic, and that is something she is not equipped to do. So to Gringotts they go, where they find out things someone hid that will change everything.