Eeveelution Toilet-slave

With a lifetime of deafening colors and blinding sounds hanging over his pounding head, it's only natural for Kyle to fall for the first dose of inviting warmth he stumbles upon. Luckily for him, his singing salvation seems to be seeing the same tune.

Steve rolls his eyes, gives Eddie a look of affectionate exasperation. ‘How are you gonna fuck me if you’re mad at me?’ That makes Eddie laugh against his will, it just kind of punches out. ‘Oh believe me, I’ll manage.’ He locks the door. The candles burn steady. The window is open. Sex magic is dangerous.

A prince forced to abandon his homeland and birthright. Will stop at nothing to reclaim what was once his no matter the consequences. An alpha dominated society is no easy feat for an orphan omega, especially when he is taken and mated to a mysterious alpha on the run out for revenge with more secrets than he can count. MxM, M-preg, Dom/Sub undertones.

Modern AU Inspired by Crocodilepatronus's 'Came for the Coffee, Stayed for the Barista' I decided to write my own coffee shop AU, with Jimmy as the barista. Jimmy hates his job at Downton Coffee Co, until a handsome new customer really puts the foam in his latte.

When Jasper accidentally gifts Clarke a love potion, everyone she interacts with starts acting...weird. Everyone, that is, except Bellamy. [Hogwarts AU]

The Big Four are back for another year at Hogwarts. This time, there are no tournaments, no missing students, and no marriage proposals. Instead, the Big Four must fend off wars. With the whole world now aware of what Rapunzel's hair can do, and aware of the dragons Berk trains, both teenagers have become prime targets for their enemies. Not to mention that the relationship between the Scots and Vikings has never been colder, and the Muggles vs Magic debate continues to rage on. To top it all off, something strange is going on with Jack. Can the Big Four rally together and stop Pitch's evil plot before it's too late?

Prom's coming up, and Clint's been waiting for his boyfriend to officially ask him. And waiting. And waiting.

Minho whines softly, his hands bunching up into the sheets as Jisung begins to stroke his knuckle against the handful of centimeters that make up Minho’s erect shaft. His words, too, go straight to Minho’s head, making him dizzy and breathless. It’s been a long while since he’s had to actually worry too much about Jisung not finding him satisfying—or worse, being turned off by him. It’s the fact that it’s less that Jisung is reassuring him, but rather him being turned on by the size of Minho’s cock, praising it, practically worshiping it, that makes his head spin.

Beca is sick (even if she refuses to admit it) and the girls nominate Chloe to look after their captain.

Uzi tries summoning a Divine Tenko Kitsune, to find and search some wisdom from a goddess, so she can try and figure out how to make some friends.. But things don't go as planned!

Harry poses for a naked Auror calendar and Draco goes batshit crazy with lust.

Anonymous asked a question. There he was. The redhead clicked the notification and waited impatiently for the page to load. “hello again, sunshine! working on any new pieces lately? i’d love to see your progress if you want to share! hope today was great for you!” Hinata grinned from ear to ear as he typed his reply, “i started a new piece just for you, blueberry! here’s what i’ve got so far! :)” ~~~~~~ the fic where Hinata has an art blog and kageyama is his biggest fan. they meet via an anonymous message and have no idea that they live in the same city (or that they see each other at kageyama's bookstore and hang out all the time) :) feat. Art Major!Hinata and Art Enthusiast/Hinata Fanboy!Kageyama

Every time someone flirts with Regulus, James gives him an orgasm.

John Winchester had failed his daughter, Samantha, in many ways. One way he failed her was not explaining to her the changes her body would go through one day. Dean is left to clean up his mess, and hers.

Derek and Stiles are announcing the name of their baby. Cora has a bit of a surprise up her sleeve, something Derek thought he'd never see again and never have the chance to pass on to his son.

Arthur thought him and Merlin getting kidnapped and tossed in an inescapable room was the worst of his luck. If only that were true. Or, a look into what Merlin is willing to sacrifice for Arthur and the prices Arthur is never willing for the person he loves to pay.

Genji overheats during an objective mission.

Grantaire is a single dad juggling as many jobs as he can, and trying as best he can to help his six-year old son, Frankie, overcome his mother’s death. Enjolras is the kindergarten teacher who’s allowed little glimpses of this father-son relationship and while he may not approve of Grantaire’s way of dealing with any of this, he’s determined to help Frankie live up to his full potential and become a healthy and happy adult. They have a hard time seeing eye to eye at first, but eventually realize there’s more to each other than they initially thought.

The existence of their god was completely irrefutable. A powerful and immortal physical being, who went by his former human identity, a young man named Yuuichirou. Mikaela had always admired and respected him, from afar that is. He never would have imagined his peaceful life would become intertwined with Yuuichirou's existence. Until it happened.

During a brutal and sudden storm something terrible happens to Sanji. And when all is said and done, he finds himself wanting to finally be honest with himself, to finally embrace himself for who he really is. With this in mind. He goes to Zoro and says something that changes everything. *Explanation on where I've been in notes before chapter Sanji/Zoro

What's the point of being able to pilot a cool mech if you don't use those skills to pick up cute girls?

"Law 124 states: war crimes committed by two enemy factions should be payed with an union, the two families shall be united as one, what represented difference may now represent a new birth. Each House must present its youngest member, whom will be united in marriage until the end of their lives." In which Lena and Kara find themselves in the middle of an arranged marriage where everything is a little too crazy and a lot more complicated.

Following the end of "Multicolored," the rest of the team finally get to meet Bruce's other personalities. This is a series of one-shots that will pair an Avenger with a personality.