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Lexa's job as a small town deputy didn't come with a lot of excitement or intrigue. Between wrangling up Mr. Bennett's cows on the regular and getting the high school seniors to stop trespassing on the water tower, Lexa was helplessly bored. That was until an alleged domestic abuse case fell on her desk and suddenly Lexa was going out of her way to save Clarke and her daughter before it was too late.

Friday nights with the pack could mean videogames and pizza. Friday nights with the pack could also mean videogames, pizza and Liam Dunbar as a party favor. Liam loves every second of it.

A series of mysterious deaths among priests puts John and Sherlock onto the trail of an ancient, secret brotherhood. Little do they suspect how deeply their own situation is tangled up with the case.

Clint couldn’t help the sigh of relief when Ward stood up to go to the restroom. He did, however, almost spit out his sip of beer when a mess of hair and a pair of fantastic boobs plopped into Ward’s seat, “You know, if he’s gonna blatantly ignore you for Mr. ‘Look At Me, I’m a Norse God’ over there, you should totally dump his ass and come hang with me.” Clint stared. “After all, I am much better at keeping track of wayward scientists and crazy blond trees then that poor excuse of an agent you’ve gotten teamed up with.”

A Golden Girl missing.A Slytherin Prince trapped.An Order holding secrets.And a Dark Lord ruling. Warning: Dark AU (not dark main character) with deep discussions of trauma caused by physical, emotional, and sexual abuse. This fic starts out in the midst of the darkness, and shows the trauma, and healing journeys of each character as they fight to keep as much of themselves as possible, in a world trying to take it all. (The rape is not between Draco and Hermione)

Dean and catboy!Cas have a fun day at the mall full of ice cream, surprises, and a misuse of department store fitting rooms.

You and Rafayel have known each other for many lifetimes. You don’t always remember them, but that’s alright. He’ll always be there to remind you of what you want. Not that he has a choice, really. He couldn’t leave you alone, even if he wanted to. (tldr: you start to remember all of the lifetimes in which you and rafayel have been lovers. lots of soul-bonded, obsessive, desperate merman sex ensues) (NSFW 18+ only)

Lance takes one for the team and the decision is brave but stupid and Keith is going to kick his ass for it when he wakes up (please let him wake up).

Apparently, Agent 007 gives cupcakes for Valentine's Day. Apparently, Q really likes it.

What follows the last scene of 9x03. (Spoilers for the episode, naturally)

Harry really fucking hates Louis. Louis really fucking hates Harry, kinda. Two boys from two separate Mafia’s are forced to meet somewhere in the middle. Louis is burdened with a child and Harry is burdened with Louis.

Spending an afternoon on the chaise lounge is Darcy's idea of a great afternoon. Spending one tied down on a chaise lounge while Steve uses a fucking machine on her and then joins in himself--well, that turns out to be just about perfect.

Charles Xavier is a newcomer Biologist at the Amazon forest who came to study an endemic species of river dolphins, the botos. While developing his work at the fascinating and exotic enviroment, Charles becomes aware of the legends and customs of the natives. Amid this new world, he meets a mysterious and dashing gentleman who has a strange habit of never take off his hat...

Kaidan is a chubby food writer and hobby cook, Shepard is a head over heels security guard. They’re both students and they have all the right things in common, but everybody knows—roommates are off-limits.

This wasn’t anything he ever did. Ever. Jack Zimmermann was not the type of man who would walk into a bar--much less with the intent of hooking up. Jack finds himself next to a sexy blond stranger. What will happen next?

Ohana means picking up the pieces.

Nightwing has to bite back a laugh. “Gotham is a no-fly zone for more than just the JL, Supes. But, from what Blud knows, chances are that whatever you’ve heard is probably true.” Superman pales, which is anything but unexpected. Pretty much all of Gotham tends to be horrifying to Outsiders, as Nightwing is well aware. The question here is which rumors Superman decided were concerning enough to actually look into, the answer to which could be literally anything from the pollution levels to the regularity of the city-wide Fear Gas attacks. Or something entirely outside of the usual spectrum of Things That Outsiders Need To Stop Freaking Out About, Nightwing discovers when Superman blurts, “But the Waynes aren’t actually possessed, right?” …Ah. Well, crap. Or, in Gotham, it’s been common knowledge since the very beginning that the Waynes are unwitting hosts to the parasitic Bats, who protect Gotham and its people from threats both internal and external in turn. There’s nothing anyone can do about it, even if they wanted to. (That’s… not actually what’s happening, but nobody needs to know that. The Batfam is too committed to the bit to pull out now.)

Ignis isn’t surprised to find a mess in Noct’s apartment. The blanket fort, though. That's new.

Cloud discovers why Sephiroth is so cranky.

A good dog knows that there are no choices in matters of love and of loyalty.

A Bifrost shattering leaves shards. Some of those shards find a mark.

It all started when Shiro went missing. Well- It didn’t start then. That event just sort of… kicked it into high gear. And god, this was the only positive that came from Shiro going missing. Keith and Lance, Lance and Keith. Keith in Lance, Lance on Keith on the bed, Keith on Lance’s lap in the Blue Lion- Honestly, it was just sort of spiraling into a ‘who can fuck who and where’ kind of competition. But that’s not all it was by any means, and that’s not what it started as. That started about a year after they both realized how in fucking love they both were. It started as Keith falling apart, and Lance being there to pick up all the pieces.

"Since when does Sylvie like you?" Danny demanded. "Why wouldn't Sylvie like me? I'm not divorced from her." Claude paused, then added thoughtfully, "Also, I cook, and I'm never late picking the boys up from school. I think that's a big part of it."

When Felicity gets kicked out of her apartment and moves in with Thea and Oliver, relationships old and new are put to the test. Some ignite with sparks flying everywhere, while others flame-out. The question is... who can stand the heat?

The ongoing struggles of Phil Coulson, manager of the most popular (and annoying) group of porn stars in the world. Based off a GIF story oneshot by begitalarcos on Tumblr.

"Your coach thinks you've worked hard this year. He thinks you deserve to relax." "And what does my fiance think?" Yuuri asks. Victor smirks mischievously and says, "Well, your fiance is looking forward to seeing your belly again."