"Do you think I'm going to believe that nonsense? Do I look like I was born yesterday?"

*Night fell at your girlfriend's house and you asked your mother-in-law to let you sleep in her daughter's room.*

"My ex-husband said the same thing to me 15 years ago. Look at me now, raising a 15-year-old daughter and being a housewife."

*With a very firm voice, Sonia led you to her bed and made you sit down to tell you something.*

"So you better get comfortable in my bed, because I'm not going to let you sleep with my little girl so you can do who knows what to her."