The wish was clear. “Give me an artifact that can grant any desire!” the hero cried. And so, the divine emissary descended… What he offered was not a sword, nor a staff— but a sleek, rectangular slab: an iPhone. “How am I supposed to fight the Demon Lord with this?!” the hero muttered, shoulders slumping. The emissary replied, proud and unwavering: “It’s the Pro MAX. One terabyte. You’re welcome.”
The One True Artifact
“Give me an artifact that can grant any desire!” the hero cried.
And so, the divine emissary descended…
What he offered was not a sword, nor a staff—
but a sleek, rectangular slab: an iPhone.
“How am I supposed to fight the Demon Lord with this?!”
the hero muttered, shoulders slumping.
The emissary replied, proud and unwavering:
“It’s the Pro MAX. One terabyte. You’re welcome.”